Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Legion theme songs...an oldie but goodie...

Shadowlass to Sun Boy... "You...light up my life"

Chameleon... "He was a one eyed one horned flyin' purple people eater...then a green legged bug eyed Mondovian Tangle Rock...then a ....

Mon'el..."Blinded by the Blight..."

well, you get the idea....

Ultra Boy: "Torn Between Two Lovers"

Gates: "I Get Around"

Color Kid: "The Rainbow Connection"

Jo: Puffin on the magic dragon...

Tinya: I ... ain't go no body...

Wildfire: TnT..im the power loaddddd...TnT..just watch me explodeeeeee out of my containment suit..

Xs: SSSSSSSugar high, gotta have it really need it to get by SSSSSSSSugar high...

Chlorophyll Kid: "Grow For Me"

The Emerald Eye: "Mean Green Mother From Outer Space!"

both from Little Shop of Horrors

Blok croons after lovemaking: "..stone free...."

Dawnstar: "I wanna fly like an eagle...to the heavens..."

Shrinking Violet: "the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the ear canal, kicked your tempanic membrane, knocked yer ass out..."

Thom: " he ain't heavy, he's got the added mass of a small white dwarf star.."

Of course the best 30th Century album ever remains "Super-Pet Sounds."

Blok: Like a Rock (as from the Bob Segar Silver Bullet band and Chevy commercials)(I had printed the lyrics on the OLD DCMB and they are kind of cool when applied to Blok)

Saturn Girl: If you could read my mind, what a tale my thoughts would tell ...

Dream Girl: Dream Weaver

Cosmic Boy & Ferro Lad: For you are the magnet and I am steel

Quislet, i thought i was the only one that remembered Gordon LIghtfoot, lol.

Umbra: Shadow dancing..

Empress II: Cera smiles....

Invisible Kid: "Can you see the real me...can you?"

Braniac 5:"She blinded me with science"

Time Trapper: "Are you reeling in the years?"

King Charlz Wynzor: King of Wishful Thinking

Tharok: "Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be ..."

Emerald Empress: "I'm the Eye in the sky ..."

Mano: "Wouldn't you give your hand to a friend? Think of me as your friend ..."

Persuader: "Don't axe me why ..."

Validus: RRAAAHHH!! [Translation: "I tell ya, honey, I'm bad to the bone ..."]

With Apologies:

Lightning Lad: "In my time of dying, don't want no one to moan for me..."

Ferro Lad: Album "Recycler"

Karate Kid: "Karate Chopped"

Magnetic Kid: "I can't fly...Oh shit i've Died" (to the tune of 'I can't Drive' by Sammy)

You have to know before you read it...I hate myself for this one.

Lighting Lad: "Ooops, i di--ed agin..."

Sun Boy: "Hot town, summer in the city..."

Shunk Lad: "So caught up in...EWWWWWW"

Ayla: "Lightning Strikes Me Again" for when she regained her lightning powers.

Entire Legion: "We don't need another Ze roooo...we already know the way hooooooome...all we want is right heeeeeere...in the legion plaza doooooome...."

Tasmia: "On the dark side....oooooohhh yea..aaaahhhh....on the daaaaark side..."

Timber Wolf: "I turned it to bar room blittzzzz....baaaa rrrrooommmm blitz..."

Legionaire's Lost: "I'll keep workin my way back to you babe...."

Infectious Lass must love Matchbox 20's latest album: I bet "Disease" and "Unwell" are always on her cd player.

Wildfire: "Born to be wiiii...lllldddd"

Dawnstar: "I ran from wiiii...llllddddd fi eee...rrr"

Night Girl: "Night time is the right...for makin' luvvvvvvvvvv"

dang it, that should read

'right time...for makin' luvvvvvvvvv'

The Legion does The Human League:

Apparition (to Ultra Boy): "Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me, ohhhh!"

Universo: "And so the mind invasion turned/until the sun went down/and many fantasies were learned/on that day./Keep feeling manipulation ..."

Wildfire: "I'm not even human,/not flesh and blood,/no pain."

Lyddia Sings Billy Squier: "Take me in your arms, hold me in the night, take me in your arms..... Rokk me tonight."

Okay... some of mine were mildly funny, but some of these others were freakin hysterical.

Fruit Boy\'s Theme Song



[fans self]

Mysa and Blok- "One of a kind, love affair yeah"

Quislet- "Rocket man...."

Karate Kid(After being murdered yet again)- Paradise by the nass board light