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Fanfic Lady #997647 01/27/21 10:54 PM
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Ain't nobody got the time to listen to that boy whine. wink

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Green is the color of cow and horse poop. grin


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Fanfic Lady #1001934 05/03/21 10:06 PM
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ICYMI on the Kill This Thread thread, a tribute to bidets........

She had a haaand held bidet
The kind you find in a home improvement store
She had a haaand held bidet
If you squirt your ass, it is clean once more
She had a haaand held bidet
I think I loooooove her!


Can you spot the source song? grin wink


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Fanfic Lady #1001938 05/04/21 04:20 AM
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lol

Thanks, Lardy. I was hoping you'd share that song parody in this thread, but I was shy about asking.


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Fanfic Lady #1003198 06/03/21 06:38 PM
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So.....what do y'all think about long, solid dookies being referred to as "butt sausages"? hmmm


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Fanfic Lady #1003204 06/03/21 07:02 PM
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Not buttwursts?

...

I'll just show myself out.


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Fanfic Lady #1003211 06/03/21 07:42 PM
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Johnny "Rotten" Lydon calls them "truncheons."


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Fanfic Lady #1009399 11/10/21 10:43 AM
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To the tune of Greg Kihn's "The Breakup Song (They Don't Write 'Em)":

Didn't know if I'd ever take another shit

Caca-caca-caca-caca

Felt my stomach rumble, and I said, "THIS IS IT!"

Caca-caca-caca-caca

They don't crap 'em that way anymore!
They don't crap 'em that way anymore!


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Fanfic Lady #1019557 10/21/22 12:37 PM
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Wow, I have been remiss. My last song parody was almost a year ago. Well, I've got a new one and it's a doo doo doozy.

To the tune of the Four Seasons "Working My Way Back to You"



I keep pooping my way back to you, babe
With a burning ass on fire
I'm pooping my way back to you, babe
And those skid marks ain't from tires
I defecate awaaaaaaay...


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Fanfic Lady #1019560 10/21/22 05:19 PM
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Too much hot sauce'll do that... especially if you haven't had any in a long time. Tsk! FireLad


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cleome57 #1019571 10/22/22 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by cleome55
Too much hot sauce'll do that... especially if you haven't had any in a long time. Tsk! FireLad

LOL Now I'm imagining Fire Lad singing like Frankie Valli.


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Fanfic Lady #1027290 07/01/23 05:58 PM
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To the tune of Dream Academy's "Life in a Northern Town,"






I cried out with an expletive
Because I only had one laxative
It would never be enough to get me...pooping...

Ah, heya, caca caca
Middle of the night, oh
Ah, heya, caca caca
Middle of the night, oh
Ah, heya, caca caca, hey, ah...

Wish I could move my bowels


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Fanfic Lady #1034623 03/13/24 04:42 PM
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Master of Pooping

Sad But Poo

Enter Shitman

Until I Shit

Nothing Else Splatters

Wherever I May Crap

Creeping Stench

For Whom the Smell Told

Dung


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