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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022657 01/31/23 05:34 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? 392. I decided to let Toyman rough my neighbors' kids up a bit, before rescuing them... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022659 01/31/23 05:41 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,440 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,440 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 393. I accepted bribes from all the parents into letting Toyman rough up their kids, traumatising them against asking for any gifts. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022675 02/01/23 03:53 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? 394. I accepted bribes from grandparents whose kids were naughty when they were young, to replace their grandkids temporarily with robotic duplicates to give their kids a taste of their own medicine for a bit The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022682 02/01/23 02:26 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,440 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,440 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 395. I just replaced everyone with robot duplicates. I just sat about, while they roughed each other up and bribed each other. My robot duplicate would sometimes save something. Normally not enough to get into a super team. But when they are robot duplicates too, it's not so hard. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022685 02/01/23 04:30 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? 396. I found my robot duplicate attractive, and well, one thing led to another... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022688 02/01/23 05:48 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,440 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,440 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 397. I started out as a hero in Bendis' Powers book. Sadly, by the time we'd finished our witty banter, half the city had been demolished. Then, we made quips about that too. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022693 02/02/23 12:48 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? 398. I stubbed my toe, and had to go back to bed The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022694 02/02/23 07:05 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,036 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,036 399. Can't leave my house. There's a spider by the door. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022697 02/02/23 07:35 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? 400. Got bit by the radioactive spider by the door, but it just made me queasy The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022701 02/02/23 02:28 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,440 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,440 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 401. Checked to see if I had aquatic powers, only to get the bends. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022705 02/02/23 02:35 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? 402. Checked to see if I could fly, only to break all my bones The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022706 02/02/23 03:38 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,440 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,440 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 403. The doctor at the burns unit confirmed I'd not be joining the Fantastic Four any time soon. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022721 02/03/23 01:44 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? 404. Error not found The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022734 02/03/23 07:58 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,036 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,036 405. Proper use of punctuation is not a super-power, and as a first-time hero, Eclipso was not a great choice for a starter nemesis. -Ellipso. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1022740 02/04/23 04:43 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? 406. Chose a bad nemesis called the Fetal Five. Turns out beating up unborn kids doesn’t make you a hero The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1023955 03/15/23 10:25 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,757 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,757 South Carolina 407. Called myself Major Mis Take, because I was able to rewind events in real life. Dead people did not appreciate being brought back to life just to die by murder again. Never mind the people in the periphery of my power range that were in the bathroom. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1023960 03/16/23 02:10 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? 408. Mixed up the Trouble Alert for my alarm, and kept snoozing it. whooops. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1026311 06/02/23 06:29 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,757 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,757 South Carolina 409. Atomic Thomas here. So..yeah...turns out, I could only use my power once. Flash fried half of New Jersey. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1026324 06/03/23 03:30 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? 410. X-Bomb Betty here, hi Atomic Thomas... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1027294 07/01/23 09:32 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,757 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,757 South Carolina ... cause apparently "Power Pooter the Roto-Rooter" is considered a "bad influence" on the kids. I don't get it, I love tha lil' bastards. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1027311 07/02/23 07:16 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? ... videos of me at the kinky orgy leaked out The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1030225 09/24/23 09:57 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,757 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,757 South Carolina 374. My only power is to change the color and texture of my Pee. Pee-Man doesn't exactly strike fear or respect... Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1030231 09/24/23 01:47 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? 375. I was allergic to water... enough said... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1031015 11/05/23 01:27 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,757 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,757 South Carolina 376. Infectous Lass and I...one night. Forever after known as Doodie Lad. No. Just No. Save the galaxy your own damn self. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #1031045 11/06/23 05:32 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 83,376 Wouldn't you like to know? 377. I had to keep going to the bathroom every few minutes, and the bad guys got away The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!