Okay, so I totes lied.

What is that, crack? Jeez Roy, pick a poison already!

It's China Cat!

China Cat induced hallucinations of horny men!

So is this what li'l rhino will look like when he's not little anymore?

Comic book colors on a violin river, Roy?

At first, I thought we were talking about Roy's ass crack.

That's THIS thread:


http://www.legionworld.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=3;t=000445;p=3

*tee-hee*
Still no chest hair?
Aw, shucks.

But plenty feisty!!!

Roy needs a fix y'all!

Maybe he can score some by sleeping with his dealer, as is obviously the case here...

Getting banged by this hot transvestite turned out to be futile for Roy's drug needs...

"QUIT HAVING SEX WITH MEN FOR DRUGS! I WILL HIT YOU UNTIL YOU QUIT HAVING SEX WITH MEN FOR DRUGS!!!!!"

I think Ollie was just mad Roy used the bolla-arrow to tie around his arm while he shot up.

Poppies...poppies!

Has new-52 Roy done sex for drugs yet?

Apparently he's a recovering alcoholic... whose sponsor is Killer Croc.

If there's one thing I learned from watching CW's Arrow, it's that though on some parallel Earths Roy may be a chick and Ollie's sister, (s)he's still a druggie.

Of course.

I want to be sponsored by Killer Croc.

What about the parallel earth where Roy is a female apelike being?

You mean on another Earth Roy is Harriet Oleson?

On that parallel earth, she's still a junkie, and her brother, who is a male asparagus-like being (they have a complicated family tree...), is also a druggie.

As is well-documented, there is no parallel earth where Luthor isn't evil, or where the local Roy Harper analogue isn't a junkie who will have sex with you for drugs.

Does Qward count? Luther is an outlaw but a hero.


I think Roy does drugs even there but it is called China Black.

^

I demand a teammate up between China Cat (Cheshire's new superhero codename) and her Narcotics Anonymous sponsor, Killer Croc!

But what teammate would want to get all up in that business? I'd sign up for the refreshment committee instead.