1. We're a family!

2. No amount of stupid stories can tarnish our nostalgia for the back issues!

3. Invisible Brainiac!

4. Pantaloons
5. Flying lemurs
6. 100 Toothpicks

4. Rockhopper Lad's sweet, thoughtful and flattering posts

Oh Rocky, we really MUST get to 1001 on this thread!

8. Synchronized posting!

9. Inanity is its own reward.

10. Poop-flinging monkeys
11. We love Sheep.
12. Loads and loads and loads of characters!

13. Somewhat redundant threads.

14: The Conjurelash Robot!

15. To welcome back our prodigal brood ( to Fanfic Lady)

16) Manboobs aplenty!

17. Virtual group hugs!

18. Pictures of Members!




....er....y'all know what I mean, right?

19. Clever innuendo!

20: Not-so-clever innuendo!

Not to derail a lovely thread, but number one post really says it all I think.

Agreed. I've only been here a year (or will have been in a couple weeks) and you guys are like my extended family. This place is SPECIAL to me, whether we have new comics to bitch about or not! XD!

21. We are at the height of the current age of comics (I call it the Platinum Age). It is best to enjoy it while it lasts.

22. Awesome amounts of awesome.

23. Now is the time for you to finally read MATTER-EATER LAD: THE SERIES!

24. Critical analysis of 50-year-old stories.
25. martinis
26. Jefferson Airplane and Yes trivia
27. Teeds' comic book cover threads
28. We can't close down until Time Trappers have been found for all 50 states.

29. Poop jokes.
30. Butt jokes.
31. Sex jokes.

32. Our by-laws state that we can't close down without at least one post from "Fart Girl"

33. Because MLLASH posts here, and he is even more beloved by us than the Legion!

34. Our appreciation for nearly every character in the Legion EVER, including Arm-Fall-Off Boy, False Pretenses Lad, Veilmist, Myron Marks, Iresa, Buck Bond Science Ranger, Konk!, Arn Kwin and Xamuel Ivar, Theena, and Fruit Boy.

But never the Preboot Atmos. NEVER!

Well, of course! That's why it was first!

35. LW is the only Web site in the Universe whose members I would trust to be my roomies in a hotel room even though I had never met any of them before!

36. The Legion never really ends, and neither do we.

37. Cake AND pie.

38. Because we embody nmany of the ideals of the Legion - diversity, tolerance, camaraderie, friendship and general kickass awesomeness.

39. Because we all need to live to see the production of LMB: The Musical

40. We're all terribly cute.

41. We all finally get to be the cool kids here.

42. Everyone here is a cool kid.

43. It's cool to be redundant.

44. Being on Legion World helps sharpen your memory - besides all the Legion characters and issues, you have to keep track of the real names, screen names, powers and romantic relationships of your fellow LMBers.

Both in real life and in the LMBverse too.

45. Because when it comes to reading or talking about the Legion...

46. We're just waiting to see what Pov looks like with his pants on.

47. Wanton boozing!

48. Famous establishments like Cafe Cramer, SHAKES, the Beacon and many many more!

49. Realistic worlds like Legion World itself, Weber's World, Khundia, Raltvee and many many more.

50. Harmless rumors and gossip, especially about Quislet Esq.

51. Cuddly pet pics!

52. Cuddly poster pics.

53. It's a place where lurkers, Alts, imaginary beings, LMB caricatures of real people (hello Frankie Muniz, Gary Coleman and Britney Spears!) and larger-than-life posters can come together to symbolize unity in diversity.

54. Put simply, it is HOME for many of us.

(I know I'm the last poster to this thread, but it's too awesome to remain at just 54 list items!!!!)

55. New posters like Conjure Lass and thothkins can quickly become part of the family!

56. We're nice to each others' significant others (see: VL's wife Disdemona, Rocky's BOYFRIEND, and my own Blaze)

57. Old threads never die. They just lie in wait for someone to revive them again.

58. Because they let people that are drunk post with love.

59. It's so easy to start a business here, as evidenced by the long list of establishments on the boards!

60. Because everyone is so welcoming*

and then I noticed Invisible Brainiac's reason 55. A perfect example.


*or is very, very patient.

61. We're very, very patient

62. Those crazy Legion World guys & gals and their wacky sense of humour

63. A Mission Monitor Board that can hold thousands of post-its at a time.

64. Meeting tonight at midnight over in the Posting When Drunk thread for a group rendition of Tom Lehrer's "New Math" song.

65. Forming an impromptu choir with the likes of Rocky, Legion Tracker, Fanfie and cleome to sing whatever the heck we want!

66. Who better to dress up as Legionnaires at Halloween?

67. The never-ending array of graemlins.

68. MLLASH's jukebox of classic C&W hits!

69. Flirting and innuendo all around! (PS this is my and Blaze's favorite number, but don't tell his ex that!)

69 - "Evillo and Evolvo in a Volvo" - BEST thread title ever, on any board. Ever.

70a Makes a good tongue twister too!

71) All the awesome memories LW has created, and continues to create

72) Unlike the Legion, we won't be rebooted.

73) This is my 21100th post, coinciding with LW's anniversary. (Notice the 11 in there? It's a sign, I tell you.)

74) The board is full of good signs and omens.

75. We're in reverse time, according to the Time Bubble on the right of the screen.

76. Tag-team threads!

77. The stories we create are better than most comics being published today!

78. We have Legionnaires here too! Like me, and Condo, and Magnetic kid, and Lightning Lad, and Invisible Brainiac counts as two, and the three Triads, and Saturn Girl, and Harmonia Li, and Karate Kid, and Lightning Lass...

79. Legion World is not subject to the whims of stupid editors!

80. It's good to know it's always here, and that you can always stop back by.

81. Even if you've been gone for years, when you come back you're always welcome.