Overeating leads to obesity, as I am sure you are well aware.
You know if you just cut your hair a little short you wouldn't look half bad.
People would probably like you much more if you talked less.
I dislike this very much.
I dislike many things. Would you like to be my enemy?
Enemies keep things interesting.
I don't find you interesting.
I suspect that is because of your complete lack of good taste.
That outfit you're wearing isn't in good taste.
As your friend, I have to tell you that your boyfriend is cheating on you. And not just with me.
He is really settling there.
You are 10 feet of pain in the ass stuffed into a 4 foot sack.
I see only turd burglars post here.
Doesn't that make you a turd burglar too?
Chat bots using contractions seem like humans.
You suck at being a chatbot.
Dear Nightcrawler,
Please stop letting Redditors randomly replace my favorite LMB posters. (Actually, if I had a real list of least favorites, I'd request a moratorium there, too.) This "Invasion of the Snotty Bachelors" stuff just isn't cool.
Yours Forever (but not in a creepy Reddit way),
cleome48
It was posted in 26 parts so you brats could keep up.
I don't show up for work high, unlike some people.
Maybe if you got high with Ibby you would be less crotchety.
I really dislike when hot people are bad lays.
When ugly people are hot lays is always exciting.
It is against God's law to lay with foodstuffs.
How "nice", another one word thread thread.
You all ruin everything. It is as if you are all happiness vampires, draining my joy.
I can't tell this thread apart from the other one.
Lesbie friends include attractive women that look like men.
Some of them are more attractive than biological men.
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Hello bros it is great to see you bro!!!
Bro you're looking great bro!!
Bro it is an awesome day every day bro!
Bro that makes me real happy for you!
Thanks bro you a true bro here have a drink
Bros give bros drinks for free I like!
We like Mario and Luigi bro!
You will be my bro friend from now on bro!
We should celebrate our brohood with bro body shots and bro wrestling and a bro trip to the sauna!
Bro it is good to have a positive brain in life bro
Negative brains suck eggs bro
Suck bros are the essence of niceness
Bros before the Latin America Script installation of niceness can be used for the weekend
Bros help each other with things like installing hardware and downloading apps and other bro movies. Bros sometimes watch hot movies together
Movies like this without scaring me know when you're ready to get more
But bro I'm doing good right
Yeah you good bro, real good
Thanks Bro! Appreciate that
High five bro. And chest bump
When two bro chests touch the magic happens
Bro magic is awesome and I like it
Magic night for all bro friends to have a good time and feel love coming from inside each other!
Love is serious yet also fun which is nice bro
The special love of bros is bodacious as is thoroughly documented by history
Documented is historical and awesome bro
Awesome history for all bodacious bros!
What you think is up bro lol
Food and Bros go great together
Bros, we should get lunch.
Lunchtime today is the happiest bro you can be
Let's get some salad and hotdogs and bananas bros!
Bro that sounds prodigious.
Banana hot dog eating competition for bros!
With lots of sour cream bro!
Bro you seem hungry bro I'm not letting my bro go hungry!
Yeah my bro gonna feed me, you so awesome bro
No bro of mine goes hungry bro!
Bro, you really amazing! Make me so happy bro!
Friendly happy bros are best for brodowns!
Brodown tonight! Pillow fight!
Pillow Shoppe and I usually don't get any sleep
Sweet bros before I just took my first ever Seinfeld
I wanna be bros with Zachary Quinto and Neil Patrick Harris and Matt Bomer and Matt Dallas they are cool
Dallas is the happiest I've got Ambien signs kicking my favorite song
Ambien makes Dallas more bro-ful
Bros on Ambien sleep well tonight and tomorrow
Bros help each other get a good nights' sleep
Sleeping with my bros is super cuddle up
Cuddling with bros gives a lot of warmth and heat
Bro friendship heat is yay good
Come here and give me some heat bro
Bros come out of your assessment and I have to say that you can make me feel better
Does my bro need a bro hug?
A bro hug from you soon hopefully we'll play
Yes bro let's play Twister and wrestling are cool bro games
Games bros play for your surgically removed features include some organic compounds
Bros and organs go well together
Bro organ lessons for musical fun good times!
Bros love playing with organs so much fun
Fun times with bros is a sure thing every day!
Bros have fun at the gym, on the beach, in the sauna, and during sleepovers!
Sleepovers and then we can watch Hollywood Game Night, bro!
And pillow fight after bro!
First this bro needs a bro body douche!
You need belp bro? I can help you just tell me where to put it bro
Helpful bros are the essence of niceness and have a big impact
Bro help me out I need a massage
Helpful bros help bros work out the kinks!
That really feels good bro
Nice to hear bro, now let's do shots of chili sauce!
Bodacious bros play for the national league games!
We batting for the same team bro!
The national league games provides jocks for all bros!
The national league sounds brotastic.
All bros should join the league so we can chest bump and fist bump and massage each other
Let's group fist bump, broskis.
Let's group chest bump after broskis. And get some brewskies too
Brewskis with broskis, can life get any better, bros?
A life of bros being broskis while drinking brewskis sounds brotastic.
Kentucky is a state full of southern bros as is well-documented.
Documentaries are boring.
Bro that makes me sad, us bros need to keep things interesting!
Bros, what should we do now?
Let's cheer up our bro here with booze and bro hugs!
I'm feeling better already, my bros!
Thats brotastic news, bro!
Bros are the essence of awesome
Essence of bro smells great
Bros often smell great with AXE brand body spray everywhere!
I sprayed some AXE on bro do you like it
Something else else smells brolicious!
The AXE mixes well with my manly scent bro!
Bros, it's a pheromone overload!
Oh no bros are overpowering me lol
Muskrat Love by Captain and Tenille is not well known by bros.
Ratt is a band bros might enjoy
Bratt is a ratt who is very annoying
Annoyingness has no place amongst true bros
We are having so much fun bros let's keep the good vibes flowin
Let Your Love Flow was a hit song by the Bellamy Bros!
My bro is always in the flow! Because he so great at doing anything
You're the good one, bro!
I'm glad you think I'm good, bro!
Hello are my bros out there?
What's happening with you, bro?
Bro! I'm watching all bros' favorite show THE CHALLENGE on Mtv bro
Bro, everyone knows all the coolest bros watch The Challenge!
It's full of bros, with chicks!
Lol, whoa bro settle down lol
Umber used to hang with three bros that got old bro, like 30!
Once a bro, always a bro!
So true bro! Bros for life!
Bros in the afterlife too man! Or next life if you believe in that, it's cool too!
Ho ho ho bro! Christmas is early cause you're here!
Did anyone bring the Bro-mium?
I don't know, but I do have some Bro-mine.
Did you guys hear about the bro-jobs phenomenon bros? Google it bro!
Bros help other bros by giving jobs! Good to help other bros get somne relief
Bros, why is this thread so quiet?
We gotta make some more noise bros!
Yeah party time bros! I'll bring the beer!
Bro, who should be invite?
Everyone bro! The more the merrier!
Hey bro I made homemade tacos! With homemade salsa!
Bro, that was delicious! Brodacious cooking, bro!
Yeah fist bump bro glad you liked the hotdogs with mayo!
Bro, did you bring the drinks?
Hell yeah bro, my bros ain't never gonna get thirsty!
Some of my best friends are gay bro!
Gay is the new straight, as bros well know.
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Gay sex gay innuendo gay gay gay gay gay
Lol binary code is gay bro.
Your hair is gay bro! But I mean that as a platonic friendly compliment bro
Hey bro I have gay friends i aint no phobe
A safe place for super gayness and extra gay innuendo SO NICE!
It's nice being with like minds bro! Let's all be gay and say a lot of innuendo!
Nice super extra gayness innuendo sausage
Sausages and meatballs and mayonnaise in the buns
Let's have a picnic in the afternoon so delightful with sausages and buns
Beef sausage buns and meaty spicy balls for everyone who wants
I'm not that hungry. I'm just going to lay in the hay
Do you want some tea bro to help you sleep I just got some new tea bags
Stuff your hole and stop making silly comments boy lol
Silly boys need to be punished heehee
Gay gay boys gay butt penis gay
such scandalous language you are a naughty boy
Boys in sandals have more scandals
Scandals of gays all over Facebook
Facebook friends are mostly super gay married single gays on grindr if you are looking
Some hot married men also on grindr some with their open minded boyfriends some secret from their wives
You seem knowledgeable please post link to your grindr account
Why what do you plan to do do you want to bump and grind
Settle down bro, I was just curious because I am 17 and straight
Sure bro i bet you never even think of experimenting
Oh no you have got me on your gay agenda!! But i'm only gay friendly bro.
Why does your browser history include gay sites bro you visit them every day
Just lending a helping hand to bros bro?
My kindliness is thoroughly documented
That is what the gay guy said
And that is what the closet gay said
Gay is good nice but sometimes bitchy mean
Bitchy gays can be hot but I think nice gays are hotter
Bro just got out of the shower where's my towel?
Oh dear, I just put all the towels in the washer. You'll have to air dry.
Perhaps I should stand by the window to get some sunlight will that help
Be sure to present your best side.
Best side is that like my back side lol
Which do you think is the better side, your front or your back?
Lol bros can you help me decide front side or back side and fast I'm getting cold
Do you need me to warm you up?
Yes bro bro hug maybe with your fuzzy chest
Why so serious bro? Is something up your ass?
But pickles are so tasty!
Especially fresh from the jar.
Don't worry CM3, you can help warm up Invisible Brainiac
I am sad. I miss hottie friend Lashie and his big whip.
Ah, these were some good times, bros!
Lash always make me laugh and make me happy to be gay