If you were in a Captain Carrot-like world?

Many many moons ago I realized that, through the Carrot-glass, I'm Thriftshop Elephant. (Except when I'm Lop-Eared Leaper.)

What 'bout you?

Rockhopper Lad, I guess. All penguin-y.

Too easy. How about Rocklobster Lad? Ooh, watch out for that net!

Nightferret

Eryk Davis Emu?

Yep, there ya go.

I guess I'd be Peg Leg McGee.

Suddenly Seagull?

Suddenly Lemur? (I like this one better.)

Sounds like a speedster...

RTVole2?

RTViper2?

Kid Vole?

...but I'm also taken with L'amour Lemur (powers...??)

LAM Lamb? Add another greek letter and i sound like a fraternity, don't i?

Sounds like the Earth Z version of Charma

I expect a new avatar out of this.

My alter-ego is Tamp R. Coyote.

Speaking of "obvious" how about a Yellow Kid?

Whatever animal Scooter on the Muppet Show was.

Thanks Nightie!

If i remember my childhood memories of the Muppets, Scott, i dont think Scooter was an animal per se...but there WAS a weird character called Animal who played the drums for Dr. Teeth...

I would be Meerkat Dox.

Squirrel Dox?
Mearl Fox?

Faraway Ferret?

Foxy Faraway?

Far Far Binks? (not sure he counts as an animal tho)

I'm already a funny-animal alter ego.

How 'bout Cat Framer?

Varalynx?

Varaleopard? ( A leopard that changes his spots? )

Varocelot?

Varocelot? A knight that changes his armor?

Varalynx? A Vee that changes his voice?

Dodoman?

Ded Dingo?

i dunno, can't think of anything else

Squirrelet Esq.

Pagan Puma

Ded Doberman

Ded Daschaund (sp?)

Ded Dodo Bird

Yeah an undead weiner dog fighting alongside an emu in a nelly-cap would definitely send merchandising through the roof.

Lord... the trauma of it all. ...I want in!!

Koalaente?
Cattiente?
Cali Caterpillar?

Cali-Ant-ie?

...and I thought maybe DedCats has a real ring to it. They're all the rage these days y'know.

Tamper Turtle?
Poverty Lamb?
Cobalt Cow?
Lash Lynx?

-heh- this is fun

Ha ha, I look kind of like a dickens, don't I? Sort of Tex Avery-esque, maybe?

Mearl Fox?

It's the next LMB spinoff series. Legion of Funny Animal Heroes.

Or if we made it Lemur L'Amour, he could write novels and Hollywood westerns starring Walter Pidgeon.

Or on the Road with Dorothy.

Well, given my real profession, and my love for my dogs, I'd have to be Collie Counsel, lawyer to the super-pets, of Space.

I already am a funny animal hero.

Yeah, that's what they all say.

Just so it's not Charma Chameleon.

I'm KryptonKit, Krypton Badger when he was a boy, invited to visit the 31st centipede by the Legion of Zooper-Heroes.

How about "future skink"?

taken from Wikipedia Skinks look roughly like true lizards, but most species have no pronounced neck and sport relatively small legs. Several genera (e.g., Typhlosaurus) have no limbs at all; others, such as Neoseps, have only reduced limbs. Often, their way of moving resembles that of snakes more than that of other lizards. The longer the digits, the more arboreal the species is.

I like it!!!

And skinks don't have hair to touch, effectively eliminating that issue.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by KryptonKid:
<strong> And skinks don't have hair to touch, effectively eliminating that issue.

Are rhinos funny??

hmm...

sloth lad will do. I'm too lazy to think of anything elzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

My secret alter ego? The Evil Bole Weevil!

Emily the Emu is the best I can think of. Did you know Sega copyrighted the word Echidna?

But given my last name it is a miracle Eggette has yet to invite me to her family's schemes in a wild crossover!

The Shining Shark