Answering Questions with Questions

Who shot who in the what now?

Was it wrong to push the red button?

Is it ever wrong to push red buttons?

Who pushed Red Buttons?

Who didn't push Red Buttons?

How could someone not push buttons period?

Point: Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop?

Counterpoint: Who put the ram in the ramma lamma ding dong?

... I love vigorous debate

Who wrote the Book of Love?

What's love got to do with it?

Do you love me now that I can dance?

Will you still love me tomorrow?

Do you believe in magic?

Does a bear $#!* in the woods?

Do bananas have peels?

What's the meaning of life?

Can anybody play this game?

Shall we play a game?

How 'bout Global Thermo Nuclear War?

Would you prefer Tic Tac Toe?

how 'bout we don't?

What...is the capital of Assyria?

Feh, what makes you think that this thread's Socratic mind tricks will work on me?

Are actions pious because the gods love them, or do the gods love them because they are pious?

Do I love you because you're beautiful or are you beautiful because I love you?

Why do fools fall in love?

Where's the beef?

O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

Et tu, Brute?

Is this a dagger I see before me?

Hath no man’s dagger here a point for me?

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

If you tickle us do we not laugh?

Why ask why?

Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?

Are you going to eat that?

Do you want fries with that?

aren't those illegal?

Are those real?

can't you tell?

Can't you?

Can't?

Whose are they?

who knows?

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of man?

What about the evil that lurks in the hearts of woman?

Where have you been all my life?

Would you believe chillin' on Earth baby?

is it just me or is it cold in here?

How cold is "cold?"

Would you like for me to show you?

Can somebody please show me the money?

Where do you want me to show it to you?

Could you show it to Rockhopper Lad first?

Where would be convenient?

Well...where, Pariscub?

How about near the Eiffel Tower?

Is THAT what you call "it?"

Don't they call it "le tour Eiffel"?

Are you insinuating that the Eiffel Tower's a phallic symbol?

Are you saying it isn't?

To be or not to be?

Is that the question?

what kind of question is that?

Is it a question of taste?

What if it is?

Would would complain if it was?

What was I thinking?

was it a romantic liason?

Would it be so wrong if it was?

If it's wrong, who wants to be right?

Are you talkin ta me?

Do you see anyone else?

Do you see what I see?

Isn't it amazing how easily one starts hearing Christmas songs in one's head in July?

is it Christmas already?

Have you been naughty or nice?

does it really matter?

Do you want presents or not?

who doesn't like presents?

What does liking or not liking have to do with anything?

What's love got to do with it?

What's love but a second-hand emotion?

Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

Is this what it sounds like when doves cry?

Can you read my mind?

Do you know what it is that you do to me?

Where do I send you?

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Did I do that?

What do I have to get you out of this time?

Do you realy want to do that?

Do you really want to hurt me?

Do you really want to make me scry?

can you tell the future?

why live in the past?

Where's my present?

What's my present?

who wants presents?

Who doesn't?

Does my ass look big in these pants?

Is there a diplomatic way to answer that?

Do you really think someone wants an answer to that?

Why would he ask if he didn't?

Why does he do anything?

Why don't you get off my back?

am I too heavy?

"There's that word again! Is there something wrong with Earth's gravity in the future?"
-Doc Brown-

Who's Doc Brown?

isn't he part of the colour gang?

Does he know Professor Plum and Colonel Mustard?

Didn't they bang Miss Scarlet?

Wouldn't you?

did they use protection?

what, you mean, lock the doors?

Wear a raincoat?

Is it raining?

Is it snowing?

Who wants candy?

Do I know you?
(I'm not allowed to take candy from strangers)

"Stranger"..hhhmmmpphh.. Around here who isn't?

I'm not... am I?

Stranger than what?

is he a stranger in the night?

no, I'm stranger in the daytime, when people can see me.

Is there a question in that post?

did kent make a boo boo?

Hey Boo-boo, is that a pic-a-nic basket I see?

I forgot to ask a question, didn't I?

Well, it's the point of the thread isn't it?

You mean there really IS a point to this thread?

Do YOU see a point to it?

How do we punish Kent for not answering a question with a question??

How 'bout we string him up and make him sing showtunes?

bump?

hustle?

Care to dance?

Since I'm in bed right now, could I get a raincheck for the dance?

Does water run off a penguin's back?

Do you think Lad Boy wants to do the horizontal mambo?

What the bloody hell is the horizontal mambo and why haven't I done it before?

Can you be sure you haven't done it if you don't know what it is?

Are you sure you really want to know?

Can I get a witness?

Nope, Lash?

Are you suggesting I can get a Lash?

Don't we all want that deep down?

Shall I play Tom Lehrer's "Masochism Tango" for you?

Is that why I perspire when we tango?

Is that what we call it now -- tango?

Is there any thread here that doesn't get turned into some kind of flirting/inuendo thing?

Now would we really want that?

Where would we be without flirting?

More lost than Pov's pants?

Would anyone rather discuss Congress' recent legislative activity in the area of pension reform, more specifically the funding relief provided to bankrupt legacy airlines like Nortwest and Delta?

Would a root canal be more fun?

Was it not justifiable for me to request for a narcotic pain reliever when I turned the hospital TV to CSPAN and the house was debating the above-mentioned topic?

Did the nurse think so?

Why else do you think she injected herself first?

Standard safety procedures?

Do you wash your hands after watching CSPAN?

do you wash your eyes?

Only if I've got bleach to do it with-- you happen to have any?

Is tequila an acceptable substitute?

Is tequila ever not acceptable?

Have you ever been to Tijuana?

why would you want to?

because it's there; isn't it?

When was the last time you looked?

do you know what time it is?

Who wants to know?

Why does that matter?

Are we there yet???

Do you want me to turn this car around and we can just go home?

Did you really think we're not onto that threat by now?

Do bees buzz?

Do you hear something?

Did you think that noise came from me????

Isn't that one of your powers?

If I were using my powers, do you think you'd have to ask?

Ask what?

What's going on?

Who's on first?

What's more important: loyalty to ones friends or loyalty to justice?

What's loyalty got to do with it?

Is the wise person not the one whose befriends those who are just?

Isn't it a shame that although one can pick friends, they can't pick family?

Isn't there supposed to be something about noses in that adage?

'Not that I noses' would be a good response, correct?

What's the LMB's method of dealing with complicated situations: a good lawyer, a good payoff, or a good gun-battle?

Don't we try diplomacy first?

Has diplomacy ever worked?

Don't we just let all the alt-IDs hash it out for us?

who's an Alt-ID?

Am I an alt-ID? oh no, AM I?

I know you are but what am I?

Ohmygod, just who are you like calling an altID?

What, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Aren't we all altiDS of Gary?

But what if Gary's just Greg Rucka's Alt-ID?

Does that mean Abin wants to commit suicide when he sayd "Rucka must die"?

Why must Rucka die?

You haven't read the story posted on the top of page 2 of the San Diego Con Thread?

Isn't it obvious he hasn't?

Can'tcha go easy on him?

When have I ever been easy?

.... do you really want me to answer that?

Are you talking about that one night in Dallas?

The one that made headlines in Houston?

was it a 144 pt font?

Do they make it any bigger?

How big is too big?

Is it bigger than a breadbox?

Are we talking a french bread breadbox or a ciabatta breadbox?

Ohmygod, like who really knows?

Do French people use breadboxes?

A breadbox for French people to use, or a breadbox for non-French to place French bread in?

parlez-vous français ?

Oui, un peu--et toi?

Are you saying what I think you are saying?

Peut-etre. Qu'est-ce que tu pense il a dit?

Would this be a bad time to discuss Waterloo?

Couldn't we discuss some other ABBA song, instead?

Can Blücher possibly make it there in time, after he had his horse shot out from under him and was trampled by 3 successive cavalry charges at Ligny on the 16th?

Can you hear the drums, Fernando?

is that native unrest?

Sitting Bull was an insomniac?

Where have I heard that before?

Deja what?

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

What's my line?

Isn't that my line?

Could I be mistaken?

Aren't you always?

If I am always mistaken, how would I know?

Aren't you mistaken about always being mistaken?

Didn't we have somebody to keep track of these things?

Wouldn't it be a mistake to have someone keep track of these things?

Why would it be?

Don't you realize where this sort of thing can lead?

Who is the leader here?

Isn't she in front of the followers?

Who follows the followers?

Did my head just explode?

Following Followers? Isn't that what hangers on are for?

Can a person who is hanging on follow? Wouldn't they need to let go in order to follow?

can't they just tag along?

Didn't Minnie Pearl tag along?

Wasn't Minnie Pearl a hoot and a half?

Was she a hoot and a half or a hoot and a holler?

Does it really matter?

You're not from Grinder's Switch, are you?

Should I be?

to be or not to be...is that the question?

Shakespeare again?

Why does it always have to be Shakespeare?

Whats wrong with Shakespeare?

William or Kent?

Is there a difference?

Should I be flatttered?

Kent, don't you know we love you?

Is it ok to love William, too?

Should love ever have limits?

Are you sure it's love?

What's love gotta do, gotta do with it?

is love a second hand emotion?

didn't we already do those last two lines pages ago?

Who needs a heart, when a heart can be broken?

Technically since a heart is a muscular pump for pushing blood through the body, isn't love in the brain?

Is blood not pumped into other organs, too?

Do pipe organs have blood?

What's blood got to do with it?

Oh wait...

Who started all this anyway?

Doesn't Dedman get the "blame?"

Can we banish Dedman now?

Did enough people write Dedman on their ostracon for the banishment?

Can we use "the picture" now?

what picture? is it of me?

you mean you don't know?

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Isn't Who on first?

Didn't Pete Townsend cancel?

Why is this starting to remind me of "Kill This Thread"?

Guess that "Kill This Thread" was before my time?

By a few months: would you believe it was a contest to see who could post something that would kill the thread?

Was "kill this thread" finally killed?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?

Would you walk a mile for a Camel?

what would you do for a Klondike bar?

Are you better off than you were four years ago?

Are you worse off now than you will be four years from now?

can you really judge those things?

How come somebody mentioned "the picture" and Pov and Cobie didn't panic?

Are they just not paying attention?

Does anyone under the age of 30 pay attention anymore?

What did you say?

Are you trying to pretend you're younger?

Younger than what?

how old is What?

Who's What? Why's that? How the heck did we come to this?

Where do we go from here?

can we go to kansas?

I like that band, but couldn't we go see Styx instead?

Are you telling us to go to Hades?

No... but has anyone seen Kilroy?

Huh?

You mean he wasn't here?

who wasn't here?

Wasn't Who on first?

Or was it Dennis deYoung?

What jobs does Mr. Roboto do, that nobody wants to?

does he do windows?

who are you talking about?

Is there a way to kill this thread?

Why would you want to?

Can't a guy just innocently ask a technical question without having everyone jump on him as some sort of message board anarchist or anonymously suggesting that the police obtain a warrant to seach his basement for potentially marketable fissionable material?

Anyone want to give me a warrant to search LadBoy's basement for potentially marketable fissionable material?

Aren't you Head of Security?

Wouldn't it be so cliche for me to make a comment about 'head' right now?

I don't know..."wood" it?

Does someone need a spanking?

What do you think?

Do you really think I can be objective in this area?

Why would you have to be objective?

Is anyone or anything really objective?

Are we here to discuss philosophy?

Is there really anything else to discuss?

What shall we talk about next?

How about bodily functions?

Any one or anyone's in particular?

Should we draw straws?

What should we use as straws?

wouldn't we really stay on-topic if we pulled fingers instead?

why stay on topic?

Whay be offtopic?

What does "whay" mean?

Doesn't that have to do with curds?

What are curds?

Aren't they for poutine?

Shouldn't you know the answer to that question?

Will people stop collapsing walls atop me?

Isn't "Whay" a word that regular "foljs" use?

Whay ask why?

What do we talk about next?

I don't know; what do you want to talk about?

Haven't we been down this path before?

But who knows where or when?

Where or when will what happen to whom?

wasn't RhL quoting a song?

What song was he quoting?

(ironically it's playing on my itunes right now; it's called "Where or When") Haven't you heard of it?

Heard of what?

That's a song?

Would I be correct, Lardy, in assuming our musical tastes are different?

Is there a middle ground where the twain meet?

is the twain like a train?

If there are two trains, perhaps?

If one train leaves chicago traveling east at 55mph and a second train leaves new york traveling west at 65mph when will the trains meet?

If one twain leaves chicago traveling east at 55mph and a second twain leaves new york traveling west at 65mph when will the twains meet?

Why didn't you answer dedman's question?

Because he didn't want to?

Is Kent afraid of dedman?

Is a bear Catholic? Does the pope go in the woods?

who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

Why would I be afraid of Dedman?

Isn't he kinda creepy?

Isn't that part of his charm?

Dedman has charm?

Hasn't someone charmed the life outta him?

(oops! Isn't it just like me to make a duplicate post?)

Wasn't he was getting a new life in Alberta?

What else can one get in Alberta?

Can't one get crude oil there?

Would you rather crude oil or refined oil?

Is it about what I want, or what Alberta offers?

What do you think?

Isn't it time to roll that beautiful bean footage?

When isn't it time to roll the beautiful bean footage?

I don't think Rhinox would think beans are beautiful, eh?

What's a Rhinox?

Isn't it a knockoff Rolex?

Rhinox, from "Beast Wars"? He ate bean vines and did an X-Bomb Betty impersonation; an undignified weapon, yes?

Am I supposed to know that?

Don't know, but I'm sure Kid Prime would know?

Where is KP?

Haven't a clue; anyone else know?

Know what?

Where's KP?

Haven't a clue; anyone else know?

Blockade Boy -- are you repeating me?

Is that plagiarism?

Or great minds think alike?

But what is our excuse?

But then, do we really need an excuse?

An excuse for what?

Does my mother need to write it, or my doctor?

Doesn't that depend on its severity?

How severe is it?

Is it severe enough to see a specialist?

Do you want the name of a good specialist?

Do you think KP might know a good specialist?

What kind of specialist is needed?

Isn't that special?

Is what special?

Is the specialist a special specialist?

What's so special about a specialist being a special specialist?

Can this get any more complicated?

Do you want us to simplify?

Wasn't that what Thoreau said?

Do you remember the joys of Walden Puddle?

Was that supposed to be a question?

Posted on the wrong thread; forgive me?

Should I go back and edit that one?

As we all make mistakes, what is there to forgive?

Do you want to edit it? Should it be a rule forcing people to edit their mistakes?

I edited it anyway; is that okay?

Quis, do you mean in this game or in life in general?

I don't know, could you repeat the question?

which question did you want repeated?

Could you repeat the one regarding the Kama Sutra position?

Now why would you want that question repeated?

Is there some reason why he wouldn't want it repeated?

What was the Kama Sutra question?

Did it involve online pictures of me?

Doesn't it always involve online pictures of Lad Boy?

Couldn't it be videos as well?

Shall we alert the media?

Aren't they already on it?

on Lad Boy?

Who's on Lad boy?

Not me; anyone else know?

Is it really worth knowing?

I figured I should ask anyway, just to be polite?

Are you normally not polite?

haven't you been paying attention, Quis?

Does Quis have a short...attention span?

No I do not have a short attention ... um I'm sorry, what was that question?

Whose line is it anyway?

My line right now, I'd guess?

What's the shortest distance between two points?

Are we on Jeopardy now?

Aren't we always in jeopardy?

Aren't you just projecting your own affairs onto the rest of us?

Who's having an affair?

An affair ICly or RL?

"RL" as in "real life" or as in "Rockhopper Lad"?

I for one ask has Seth ICly had any love affairs?

What does ICIy mean anyways?

ICly means In Character, as opposed to you in RL (Real Life); does that answer your question, Quislet?

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Originally posted by LARDLAD:
I for one ask has Seth ICly had any love affairs?

Yes, but not here... why do you ask?

Maybe a Legion World character already has a crush on Seth?

Which one could it be?

Who isn't currently attached?

Assuming we mean "IC" (as Seth would say), other than Rockhopper Lad (recovering from heartbreak), Cobie and Crujectra, Crusader and Maxx, Quis and Roy, LL and SG, Abin and Pagan Lass, LardLad and Whordru, and Cali and Actor Lad, who is attached?

Don't forget about Lardy and Dru (engaged)--what is Seth's "IC" sexual orientation, Seth?

I'm guessing you posted that after I edited it in, right, Lardy?

Is it possible that you guessed absolutely right, Rocky?

Have I left out any IC LW couples?

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Originally posted by LARDLAD:
Don't forget about Lardy and Dru (engaged)--what is Seth's "IC" sexual orientation, Seth?

Heterosexual; are you trying to find me a date for your wedding, Lardy?

I suppose I'm speculating as to Seth's romantic possibilities On LW or something?

Does being a heterosexual male lower your chances of finding a mate ICly on Legion World?

Gee, I hope not?

Perhaps I can solve this dilemma in a new thread?

Oh gods... why me?!

I suppose it's perhaps because I have a boisterous, aggressive personality?

Should people realize that you can't make a question out of a sentence merely by putting a question mark at the end?

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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Have I left out any IC LW couples?

Do Cobie and his sheep count?

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Should people realize that you can't make a question out of a sentence merely by putting a question mark at the end?

Seth, why are you particularly in the habit of doing this?

Why do you ask?

Haven't I seen you do what Quislet referred to a lot in this thread?

Well hadn't you seen other people doing that?

Not sure, have you?

Can anyone recall anyone but Seth ever doing that?

Why does someone have to recall when they can just look back on previous posts?

Why go to all that effort when we can just pick on Seth instead?

Pick on Seth?

Isn't that what I wrote?

Why are you all picking on me?

Should we be picking on someone else?

Shouldn't we be showing the new guy some kindness?

Who should we pick on instead?

Who shouldn't we pick on?

Hey, my hands are full; would you pick my nose?

What's wrong with the nose you have?

What sort of noses are in style this season?

What season is it?

Why don't you look out the window to check?

Wouldn't checking a calendar provide a better seasonal assessment?

wouldn't that only work if you know what day/month you're in?

Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

Are Bostonians allowed to quote Chicago songs?

Can Chicagoans quote Boston songs?

Can Europeans quote Kansas songs?

Was the band "Europe" quotable enough for us to inquire about Kansans quoting them?

How about Alabama?

Isn't that where Lad Boy's in-laws live?

Should I say what I am thinking?

That we need a better topic, you mean?

Quis, were you thinking about taking over the world?

Would you want me to take over the world?

That depends; what would you do if you took over?

Well, it's all academic until he actually takes over, isn't it?

What is your definition of "is"?

Did Quislet kill this thread?

Isn't "Kill This Thread" another thread (that is dead)?

did i miss the death of Kill This Thread?

Was there really anything to miss?

Does anyone know its ending?

Didn't LAM win?

Am I too lazy to verify that?

Would like me to tell you who won?

Was it truly killed or a victim of disinterest?

Who can tell?

Isn't it too late for a post-mortem?

Who died?

Should we consult the Dead People Server ?

Or we could ask Dedman, couldn't we?

Is he still our resident necrologist?

Think so...but who's our resident necrophile?

We only have one these days?

Did we ever have one?

Should we have one?

Isn't Quis one?

Are you, Quis?

What makes you think that?

Aren't you a lawyer, and don't you hate tomatoes? Aren't those two good reasons enough to suspect that you're a necrophile?

Have I been libeled?

Wouldn't that mean something different if Eliza Doolittle said it?

Are you implying she had a strong accent?

Isn't Quis overreacting to my joke?

That was a joke?

Isn't everything on this thread?

Doesn't that depend on your sense of humor?

What sense of humor?

Why doesn't Cali post more? Does she hate us?

how the heck did this thread make it to 36 pages?

How could it not?

how could this thread almost fall to MMB page 2?

Do you think falling interest could be the cause?

What other reason could there be?

Do we really need a reason?

Would it be unreasonable to proceed without one?

Don't we always, on pretty much every thread?

I suppose you're right?

Isn't he right always?

What is your definition of "right"?

Don't two wrongs make a right?

don't three lefts make a right?

Can we just make a U-turn?

Are we there yet?

Do you want me to turn this car around and go home?

Are you going to invite me in when we get there?

Do you want an engraved invitation?

Are we all getting engravings? Can I have one?

can we get tattoos instead?

don't you already have some?

Isn't that a rather personal question?

wasn't he the one to broach the subject?

Was it a diamond brooch?

Are you taking an inventory in the event of a robbery?

or is he just casing the joint?

Do you know a good fence?

Are you implying that I know such shady people?

Aren't you a lawyer?

are you saying you and Rockhopper were in on this together?

Aren't you merely deflecting suspicion from yourself?

Or is that exactly the conclusion they wanted you to come to?

Do you even know who "they" are?

Are you saying that I don't know what I am talking about?

Do you know what you're talking about?

Do any of us ever really know?

Do we know what?

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Does anybody really care?

Are you doubting my sincerity?

Are you suggesting we thought you were sincere to begin with?

Wasn't it Quis who put the "sin" in "sincere?"

Could that pun have been any lamer?

Can you offer any suggestions to that effect?

Are you *choke* saying my puns are the lamest?

Shouldn't we both be worried if bad puns became punishable offences?

Wouldn't this whole board be shut down if that were the case?

Is that your goal, to shut down this whole board?

If so, why hasn't it worked yet?

Don't be silly: If there were no Legion World, what life would any of us have?

I have a life?

I have a wife?

I have Lad Boy's wife?

Are you two-timing him?

what if they were?

what if I did it accidentally?

What did you do this time?

how many times are we going to have to go through this?

How much time do you have?

How much time would you like to have with me?

do you charge by the hour or per customer?

what happens if they charge by the the hour and the act you want to commit?

What happens if the Vice Squad is monitoring this thread?

Aren't all member of the Vice Squad members of LegionWorld's security office?

Is that meant to inspire confidence?

Is this connected to the body searches at the Midnight Lounge?

Did they forget to search you?

How did you just happen to know that?

How do we know anything?

Who set up the video surveillance cameras?

Who watches the watchmen?

Whats that smell?

Could it be the smell of . . . impending death in Philadelphia?

How the heck are we supposed to know?

Should we listen to talk radio?

Only if you want to.

Did WWC just violate the point of this thread? Where's his question?

Could it be hidden somewhere in his sentence? If he edits it, would that be ok with you?

Is it okay only if you want it to be okay?

Do you think he should drop and do 50 push-ups?

Do you really think I can do 50 push-ups?

Isn't the question whether WWC should do 50 push-ups for his heinous crime?

How about one press up and a heartfelt apology?

Is that the best you can do?

Don't we all agree that he should offer up more than that for his crime?

May I contribute a reply? Are we ever able to all agree?

Can you remind me what we're supposed to be agreeing to?

Should we move on?

Where would we go from here?

Would you like to boldy go where no man has gone before?

Why do I get the idea you don't mean space exploration?

Why must your mind always be in the gutter?

Who, me?

Waffles?

With whipped cream and berries?

Would you rather have brussel sprouts on your waffles?

what are you? some kind of pervert?

How do you define "pervert"?

Do you think brussel sprouts on waffles define a person's level of perversion?

If so does that make me a non-pervert?

I tried the press ups and managed more a fall down, does that count?

what is a press up again?

Is it okay if I tell you once I get my breath back?

Do we really have to wait that long?

What if we can't?

Why don't you hop behind the bush just in case?

Hey, isn't that bush burning?

Holey Moses! What'll we do?

get out the loaves and fishes?

Will we have a barbecue?
Who's bringing the beer?

Will they also be bringing brussel sprouts?

What about brussel sprout beer?

Doesn't Robert Rankin have the patent on that?

Who is Robert Rankin?

Gasp, shock, horror!!
"Who is Robert Rankin?"?!?!?!

Do you really find it shocking that someone might not know who Robert Rankin is?

Does anyone have his number?

Will someone answer my question?

What question was that?

Who is Robert Rankin?

Quien sabes?

(translation: Who knows?)

Has anyone googled Robert Rankin yet?

(sigh) Do I have to do everything around here?

Think you can trust a Wikipedia article ?

Is that a trick question?

Trick or treat?

And who are you dressed as?

Were we supposed to be dressed today?

Didn't Pov's return change the dress code?

Isn't it getting a bit cool to go pantless?

I think Pov would ask, is it ever too cold to go pantless?

Shall I step outside to conduct a test?

Do you know what the cold can do to a pantless man?

Would you be able to hum a few bars so I can fake it?

Do you really want to hear me hum?

Isn't that a loaded question?

Who's loaded?

did you know second life (SL) is EVIL?!?!?!?!?

How much time are you spending there?

Huh?

Fat Cramer, How much is too much?

Do you know what month it is?

Where is my calendar?

Isn't it febuary?

Now where did that "R" go?

Did you look in the libary?

For what?

Where, mainly, does the rain fall in Spain?

In the plane, flying high above it?

Look, up in the sky it's ?!?!?

Super Pickle, and his trusty steed Relish?

That reminds me-- when's lunch?

Has breakfast already ended?

Is it ever too late for breakfast?

Is time an illusion and lunchtime doubly so?

If I could put time in a bottle, do you know what the first thing I'd like to do is?

You're not going to keep quoting Jim Croce, are you?

What's wrong with quoting Jim Croce?

Would you rather be Jim Croce?

Does it involve air travel?

Will you fly me to the moon?

Can you dance among the stars?

Can you tell me what life is like on Jupiter and Mars?

In other words, will you take my hand?

Where do you want me to take your hand to?

Before I take it anywhere I want to know where else has that hand been?

Has it been properly sanitized?

And how is the sanitation at that Biohazard Level 5 lab you work in?

Someone hired you?

Are there no longer ethical standards in the workplace?

Isn't "business ethics" an oxymoron?

Isn't "oxymoron" a skin cream?

Aren't morons the only ones who ask oxymoron questions?

How are oxen and morons related anyhow?

Isn't it like the birds and the bees?

Didn't we have the "birds & bees" discussion already?

but did it pertain to oxen and morons?

If you weren't paying attention then, why should I tell you now?

sorry? did you say something?

Where did everyone go?

Weren't they just here a second ago?

Could they have taken the holiday off?

We were hiding behind the sofa from those pesky Daleks - didn't you see us?

Of course I didn't see you, didn't you know I was looking for Legion Headquarters?

Legion Headquarters - isn't that second to the right, and straight on 'till morning?

Don't you know by now that very little is straight at Legion World?

I'm new so could you tell how things aren't straight?

Could he mean that we are all twisted individuals?
Or could he mean something else? (the sexy beast)

Do you really think I'm going to tell?

This isn't one of those only post question games, is it?

Didn't you read the header before you started posting?

Can't you take a joke?

Where should I take it to?

Where do you want to take it?

Do you know how to get to Broadway?

Would you believe I have no idea?

Don't you know a set-up line when you see one?

Have you not figured out that I tend to be a little slow sometimes?

how slow are you?

Are you slower than Mike Grell or Frank Miller working on a "monthly?"

Are you as slow as Frank Quitely working on a "monthly"...is ANYONE as slow as Frank Quitely working on a monthly?

Could we please get off the subject of how slow she is?

Okey doke, what subject will we get on then?

What about Brainy? Isn't he the cutest thing?

Do you think brainy would appreciate being called "the cutest thing"?

I don't know, why don't you ask Fangirl?

Shouldn't you be asking Brainy?

How could I ask Brainy?

You could email him the question

Do you know his email address?

Do you know where I could get it?

Have you tried google?

Do you think his address would be public knowledge?

Not particulary, do you?

Would Brainy consider "public knowledge" an oxymoron?

Who knows what Brainy thinks half the time?

Do you think even Brainy knows half the time?

My guess would be no, but am I really the best person to ask?

Is there anyone else I should have asked instead?

Did you ask me for a certain reason?

Weren't you the only other person in the thread at the time?

Just because I'm the only person at the time automaticlly makes me the person to ask all the questions?

Is that really a question?

I don't know, is it?

Why wouldn't it be?

Has the english language been changed again?

Changed from what into what?

Should I be more specific? Has the definition of a question changed?

Who knows? Doesn't seem like it, does it?

Who would even listen if the rules changed?

Who has the authority to change the rules anyway?

In this day and age-- with worries about being PC running so rampant-- who doesn't?

Where do you think slang comes from?

Where doesn't slang come from... mate/dude/man/poozer?

How long do you think slang has been around anyway?

Does anyone know for sure?

Do you think it would be on Google?

Hasn't slang been around longer than Google?

How would anyone know?

But would anyone know what they know? And if they did know, would they know it?

...What?

Do you need an interpreter for that question?

Could I request a translator instead?

Aren't they the same thing?

Are they?

Why wouldn't they be?

Because?

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

How can it be hot online?

Haven't you gone to those web pages yet?

......Do you happen to have an account on fanfiction.net?

Should I get one?

So you don't have one?

Didn't I make that clear?

Where did you get the name Kent Shakespeare?

Can I hear the story too?

What do you mean Shark Lad?

Didn't you want to hear the story of how Kent got his name?

So are you going to tell us, Kent?

How much is it worth to you?

Do I get my money back if I don't like it?

Can I have his money back instead?

Is Kent going to tell us his story?
Please?

How can I tell while still keeping it in question form?

Aren't you up to the challenge?

Or am I just trying to wiggle out of it?

Wouldn't phrasing the answer in the form of a question be good practice for Jeopardy?

What is, "flogging a dead horse," Alex?

Is it just me or does that sound rude?

Isn't Kent Shakespeare Impulse?

Then who is our Kent?

What I meant was, isn't Kent Shakespeare called Impulse in the comics?

Did we ever get to hear Kent called Impulse?

He wasn't? Did Wikipedia lie to me?

Do you trust it implicitly?

Do you trust me implicitly?
If so do you want to hear about a wonderful time share opportunity?

Are you aware of my "Do Not Call" registration with the Federal Trade Commission and the $11,000 penalty for a violation?

Don't you want the free vacation?

Free vacation to where?

Could I send my sis instead? Get her outta my hair for a few days, weeks?

Why all are welcome - but could she just fill out this bank debit form first?

Isn't filling out a bank debit slip only for that guy in Nigeria?

Which guy in Nigeria? Kent or Impulse?

When did you go to Nigeria, Kent?

Ohmygod! Is anybody ever going to like answer all these questions?

Are you offering to answer them all?

Ohmygod! Mr Quizzy-Poo, are you like going to help me?

Does a strong self-reliant girl like yourself really need help?

Aaaw...Isn't she just the sweetest thing?

Will you still say that after meeting her in person, WWC?

Is that even possible?

Have you forgotten already?

How did your life change after meeting Everyday Girl?

Don't you mean how "would" your life change after meeting Everyday Girl?

Is this an essay contest?

And if so what do we win?
Is it a "Get to meet Everyday Girl" contest?

What about those of us who have met her?

What about those of us who haven't?

Does it really matter?

Does anything matter?

Do we even exist?

To be or not to be?

Wasn't that a Mel Brooks flick?

Wasn't that what Sam Rami was heard to say when casting Spiderman?

And aren't you happy Freddie Prinze Jr. didn't get the part like he wanted?

Doesn't the trailer for Spiderman 3 look great?

Did I forget to say I hadn't seen the trailers?

Where have you been?

What does that have to do with trailers?

Wouldn't it, if you've been hiding out in a trailer park?

Why would I be hiding out in a trailer park?

wouldn't it link "where have you been" and trailers?

Must everything be a link to you?

What would you say if I said, "yes"?

Why put him on the spot like that?

Talking of spots, I've got a HUGE one right in the middle of my forehead - will someone pass the clearasil?

are you sure its not a mole?

Didn't Putin eradicate a mole with radiation therapy?

How about some sushi?

does it have to be RAW?

can you cook sushi?

why not?

Should we consult an attorney?

Does someone need an attorney?

How much per hour?

Am I only allowed one phone call?

Can I phone for pizza?

What do you want on it?

What have you got?

Didn't we go through these questions aready, or am I experiencing deja vu all over again?

Did we?

Did Poo?

Did he just say poo?

#Fnur, fnur, fnur#

Is "fnur, fnur, fnur" really a question?

Can we pretend it never happened?

If we let it slide, will it just encourage further transgressions?

What do you think?

Do I think?
*I think therefore I am...Single*

Is that a question?

It could be an offer?

Can just anyone accept?

Will we form a queue?

Is that why you're following me?

Is anyone following you, or are you just paranoid?

is it paranoia if its true?

who told you I was paranoid!?

Do you want the names alphabetically, or in order of importance?

How much time will this take?

Who's counting?

Do I count?

Do you count what?

Dou you count the number of completely witty comments that Miner makes, or just the halves?

doesn't two halves make a whole?

Do two Miners make a Major?

Can you have a Cramer without a Cramee (or would that be a Cramed)?

Or would that be a Cramer vs. Cramer?

Is that an evil twin movie?

An evil twin movie? Wasn't that the one with Danny Devito?

(now that WAS evil)

was Patty Duke an evil twin?

Wasn't she an identical cousin?

Is she your Americian cousin?

Who starred in "Our American Cousin" when Lincoln was shot?

Wasn't that Jack Palance?

Wasn't Palance a little old for the part, even back then?

Don't you think he could still kick most of our butts, aged or no?

Doesn't that go without saying?

What did you say?

Can't you read?

What if he can't?

would he be here if he couldn't?

Could there be multiple deds?

Maybe he CAN'T read but can only write?

Maybe he's a monkey typing Shakespeare?

Maybe he writes summer "Blockbusters"?

Could it be that was all he could think of to write?

Do I think?

Do you even exist?

Aren't you all just Abin's alts?

Aren't you?

Aren't we all Cobalt's alts?

Would you rather be Cobie's alt, Abin's alt, or Nightcrawler's alt?

Or would I rather be Quis's alt?

Isn't Cramer Quis' only alt?

Whats with all the Alt talk?

Wouldn't I like to know?

What would you like to know?

How should I know?

Well, have you asked?

Who would he ask?

Does it matter who he asks?

Shouldn't it matter?

SHould anything matter?

Why should we care?

How do you know I don't care?

Isn't it written all over your face?

Or is it just gas?

Is it Botox?

Does one detox from Botox?

Wouldn't it be cheaper to stop rooting for the Bosox?

Don't they deliver every 87 years?

Wouldn't Halley's comet be more dependable?

How many World Series pennants has Haley's Comet won?

Doesn't it play ball with Interplanet Janet?

Didn't it forfeit for failing to field a team?

Are there rules here, in this field of dreams?

Wouldn't it be more fun if there weren't any?

Who's laughing?

Was that me you heard?

What do you sound like?

And how should we dance to you?

Do I have to dance with you?

Did you catch this season of Dancing with the Stars?

Did anyone other than my mom and teacher think Mario was hot?

Are you saying Mario wasn't hot?

Or am I now CG's teacher?

What shall you teach her?

If those who can, do and those who can't, teach, how effective are those who teach teachers to teach?

Is that going to be on the standardized test?

Is that a trick question?

Was Houdini's final exam all trick questions?

Why wouldn't it be?

Does cheating count on trick questions?

Is it okay to cheat if you're being tested on the subject of Cheating?

Is it an automatic failing grade if you don't?

Do you think you'd fail if you got caught cheating, even though you're supposed to?

Does anyone know the answer to question 1?

Could we just skip to the next test?

Would anybody really object?

Would O.J.'s lawyers object?

What is the object of the objection?

Wasn't that the glove?

does the glove fit

Must we aquit?

Is the jury hung?

are you for the drop

Is that slang?

Did someone say "sling"?

does Faraway's keyboard not have a question mark?

Does not having the question mark make it not a question?

If it's written in Spanish, is it not a question if it doesn't have an inverted quesion mark before it?

Do we care about proper punctuation in any language?

Does Cobalt care about punctuation or spelling?

Have you asked him?

Would he answer if we did?

Should we ask him that first?

Where is he, anyways?

Does he ever visit this thread?

Should we PM him instead?

Mightn't that inflate his ego further?

Are there safeguards to take at Legion World against a Cobie ego-eruption?

How would you test such safeguards?

By building him a statue?

Isn't that what the members of the substitute Legion World can be used for?

Wouldn't that be beneath even them?

Is there a substitute Legion World full of our rejects?

Do we even reject anyone?

You really have to ask?

Doesn't one learn by asking?

Have we learned anything by all the questions on this thread?

Was that the point?

Is this thread supposed to have a point?

Can't we ask pointed questions?

Must we pointedly answer?

Can't we pointedly ignore them instead?

What was the question again?

did my keyboard have a questionmark on it?

Didn't you just answer your own question?

Is there a spy in this thread?

Who? What? Where?

Why not ask why?

Why ask "why not ask why"?

Why not?

Didn't I ask you first?

Who's on first?

What's on second?

So, when you throw to the guy at first base, you throw the ball to who?

To whom?

What position does whom play?

Have I made it to first base yet?

Don't you regularly hit home runs?

Isn't that a rather personal question?

Isn't that why he asked it?

Shouldn't you ask him that?

Hey, where's the pitcher?

Aren't you the pitcher?

Does that make me the catcher?

Can I be shortstop?

How are you at fielding?

Isn't cricket an interesting game?

Isn't cricket an insect?

Was he the one in spats?

Would you like to buy a pair of used spats?

How used are they?

Will anything my heart desires come true?

Which question should I respond to?

Which one would you like to respond to?

Shouldn't it be the most important one?

Who can really say which is the most important one?

Or, for that matter, which is the most important two?

Is two for tea optional?

Is it tea time already?

When isn't it time for a nice cuppa?

Darjeeling, English Breakfast or Earl Grey?

Do you really need to ask?

Well I prefer tetley myself

Was that a question?

Is someone stealing the "?'s" again?

Did he think he was in the five-word thread by mistake?

Could he really prefer Tetley?

DO you think drinking Tetley robbed him of his question making ability?

Have you heard the results of the latest study about the consumption of caffeine?

Wasn't that in conjunction with the study about memory loss from drinking fresh squeezed orange juice?

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Oooops, you mean this ISN'T the five word thread? How stupid do I feel?

On a scale of one to ten, with ten being "politician?"

Is he sure he wants us to decide this for him?

Should we open a poll?

What is it about you and polls/poles?

Was he hit with a Pączki?

What is that exactly?

Isn't "that" a relative pronoun?

Wasn't OM inquiring about a Pączki

Would this be the correct way to inquire about another missing "?"?

Does Blockade Boy always pick nits?

What exactly is a "nit"?

Isn't it an insult?

Do we do insults on Legion World?

Other than Miner, you mean?

Are you saying LardLad is mean?

If someone says I'm mean, doesn't that mean that he or she (who said I'm mean) is actually the mean one?

Aren't they just being honest?

Wouldn't they rather be a fish?

Which would you rather be, a fish or Lardlad?

What kind of choice is that?

Isn't it all good?

Can I have another option?

Wouldn't you rather be a Rockhopper?

Do Rockhopper's have a lot of fun?

Hey! What's wrong with being Lard Lad, dammit?

Should everyone here have a beard?

Doesn't everyone here have a beard anyway?

Why wouldn't we?

Should I grow a beard?

Are you very careful when you eat soup?

Who said I eat soup?

Are you dedman?

Do we really need two of me?

Which of us is the clone?

Don't fights to the death determine that?

Does it HAVE to be to the death, or could it be to the pain?

Does death matter if you're a clone?

Are you saying the fight should be to the pain?

How many Princess Bride references can we shoehorn into this thread?

Huh?

Should I take that as confusion?

Where are you going to take it?

Could you take it to Miracle Max?

Would you use it to start a land war in Asia?

Would it fit in a bread box?

Would you be able to hold the bread for me if I try?

Would eating the bread count?

Is it still bread if it's all blueish-green?

Blueish-green as in teal or as in cyan?

Why does it matter?

Are certain colors of mold in bread acceptable for Quis to eat?

Has the FDA approved the make-your-own-penicillin kit?

Has Infectious Lass become a baker?

Is she a baker of erotic cakes?

You have cake????

What kind of cake???

Maybe they're Mearl's cupcakes?

Does anyone else love cupcakes made in ice cream cones?

Aren't cupcakes always good, no matter what?

That's not another double entendre, is it?

Doesn't Lardy only make single entendres?

Is there such a thing as a single entendre or do we just call it a rude comment?

Have I offended?

Did you use your Right Guard today?

Is Mennen Speed Stick ineffective?

Can I skip the survey and just read the results?

What if the results are pending?

Couldn't we just make some results up?

Wouldn't they be invalid?

depends? Which electoral system are you using?

Aren't we a republic?

Didn't we switch over to being a banana republic (without the bananas) in 2000?

Are you implying that a monkey could do a better job than Bush has?

Bush isn't a monkey?

Are you insulting simiankind?

Does SharkLad think he is Don Rickles?

Who's Don Rickles?

You don't know who Don "king of the insult comics" Rickles is?

Should we have a separate thread for people over 40?

I know who he is, but wasn't it a logical question to answer the previous question?

But is that the only logical question to the previous question?

Can a question truly be an answer to another question?

Would Don Rickles know?

If he doesn't, who would?

Have you ever heard of "Mr. Wizard"?

Isn't he a JSA villain?

Did he ever team-up with Don Rickles?

Who would be considered more evil?

How could you judge the difference?

Does having once watched Judge Judy qualify me?

Qualify you... for jury duty?

Who has jury duty?

Didn't you get the notice?

Was mine lost in the mail?

Why not ask the Post Office?

Does the Post Office answer mail?

Do you have to ask?

Isn't that requirement for this thread?

What happens if a question isn't posted?

If a question isn't posted on this thread, is it still a question?

What makes a question a question, anyway?

Is there a clear-cut definition?

what is your definition of "clear-cut definition"?

Does the definition of "clear-cut definition" have to be clear-cut?

Is recursion permitted?

Could you be more clear?

What was unclear?

What do we mean by "unclear" exactly?

Aren't you tired of playing semantics yet?

Are semantics people who can't get enough of Bewitched?

Do you realize that not all of us were bewitched by "Bewitched"?

Which "Bewitched" didn't bewitch?

Who could possibly have been bewitched by the film version?

But not everyone could've been bewitched by the show, right?

Well did anyone think Genie was dreamy?

If we're discussing ladies of 60s sitcoms, how can we ignore Barbara Feldon and Yvonne Craig?

Who says we are ignoring Barbara Feldon & Yvonne Craig?

Wasn't it Kent, just now?

Didn't we go four or more posts talking about Bewitched and Genie without mentioning them? If that's not ignoring them, what is?

Was there a prize for mentioning them?

What kind of prize?

Could have been a Sir Prize?

Would you mind getting Sir Prize as a prize?

Can I have Miss Terious instead?

Does the contest allow for substitution of prizes?

Does it, instead, allow for substitution prize recipients?

Would the prize consist of a Dream Girl barette and an LMB walking ring?

Did you just make up the LMB walking ring?

or did he buy it with Venturan walking money?

You've never heard of the LMB Walking Ring?

Should I have heard of the LMB Walking Ring?

Didn't you get one when you were inducted into the LMB?

What makes you think I joined?

Didn't you?

Did anyone tell Lardy that they phased out the LMB Walking Ring some time ago?

Is Lardy really that well informed?

Why didn't anyone tell me?

Did you really need to know?

Did you ask?

Did I have to ask?

ask what?

Who's 'what'?

Isn't he the guy who runs the newstand?

Isn't that guy old 'How'?

Wasn't his full name 'How What'?

Or was it an Asian fella named 'Why Me'?

Isn't this getting a bit like 'Who's on first'?

What's that?

Isn't it time to drift on to new inanities?

This isn't inane enough for you?

Just how inane do you want your inane threads, Kent?

This is Kent's thread?

Why should I take ownership of this or any other thread?

Why shouldn't you?

Does the pre-nup cover ownership of a thread?

Who got married?

I don't post in this thread for a couple days and I've missed a wedding?

You didn't post here for a couple of days?

Do rhetorical questions count in this game? (aside: No, this wasn't rhetorical question.)

Which question was rhetorical?

Maybe he was implying Ded's question was rhetorical?

Aren't you making an assumption that Blockade Boy was referring to Dedman's question?

Given that the game is "Answering Questions With Questions?", wouldn't that be a natural assumption?

Is asking a question an assumption, or a request for clarification?

Could it be any clearer?

Could what be any clearer?

If you don't know, do you really expect me to tell you?

How do we know that you know?

Do you doubt me?

Wouldn't you, if the situation were reversed?

You think I would doubt you, knowing you as I do?

You've reason not to doubt him?

You doubt that he has reason to doubt him?

Can't we all just get along?

Do you doubt that we can all just get along?

Where would we be getting along to?

Can we go to Mexico?

Why Mexico?

You got something against Mexico?

You got something against people who have something against Mexico?

You got something against people who got something against people who got something against Mexico?

Am I the only one who's finding this hard to follow?

Does this thread need Cliff's Notes?

Are there Cliff Notes for this thread?

Who would write them up?

Do you think we could talk Cobie into doing it?

Will we have to get him drunk first?

Can we afford to do that?

Can we use moonshine?

Who's going to brew it?

Don't you know how?

Who has a still?

Doesn't everyone have a still?

When was the last time you saw a revenooer around here?

And if you saw one, did you charge it admission?

How much IS admission?

Can't we just sneak in the backdoor?

What will we say if we get caught?

Couldn't we plead ignorance?

Who're you calling ignorant?

Isn't it obvious?

In this life, is anything obvious?

I'm obviously fat, aren't I?

Couldn't you just be working in a lard factory?

Lardlad got a job?

Are lard factories legal anymore?

Shouldn't Quis know that?

Doesn't Quis know everything?

Is anything I don't know worth knowing?

How could it be?

Would it be worth knowing if it's something Quis doesn't know YET?

Do we know what timeline Quislet is living in?

Has his Wall of Time been punched lately?

Who's been punching my Wall o' Time?

Has another brick in the wall been dislodged?

Mother, did it have to be so high?

Mother, do you think she's dangerous?

Mother, Why do some people like to do dangerous sports?

Is that line in the song?

Do you think it should be?

What song are we talking about?

And whose mother?

Does anyone remember the character of "Mother" from the Avengers?

The Emma Peel Avengers or the Avengers Avengers?

Wasn't it clearly from the REAL (Emma Peel) Avengers?

Wasn't that a British show?

Britain has shows?

Didn't they erase them all?

wouldn't that take a REALLY big eraser?

bigger than Prince Chuck's ears?

Do they come in that size?

isn't it possible that they do?

is there a giant eraser factory somewhere?

Isn't Wite-Out better?

Are we using pens or pencils?

Well, are the lines gray or not?

doesn't that depend on how hold you appear to be?

don't you mean how old?

are typoes a sign of old age?

wouldn't that make cobie about 500 years old?

How much is that in dog years?

Could any dog ever live that long?

Is that what they mean by a dog's age?

Isn't one dog year equal to seven human years?

Is there proof of that?

Who has the time to figure that out?

Shouldn't someone make time?

Isn't it clear by now that everyone in this thread has that kind of time?

Are you saying that I need to get a life?

Was I only referring to you?

Weren't you?

Can't we all just get along?

Where's the fun in that?

Who said anything about fun?

Do you want to hear about a funny thing that happened to me?

Are you going to tell us?

Is he just going to leave us hanging?

Can someone find Quis?

are you looking for me?

Did you think we had all night?

Don't we?

Do you?

Are we back on this time thing?

Were we ever really away from it?

Aren't we just wasting time now?

Am I wasted or what?

Compared to what?

Isn't that a rhetorical question?

Do they not count?

Should they count?

Should we get an accountant then?

Do accountants use rhetoric?

Is rhetoric deductible?

Is it? Does that mean I have to file an amended return?

Did you get a 1099?

Will you get more back?

Can I get more back?

Who needs more back anyway?

Doesn't everyone want more back?

Don't you think some people have enough back as it is?

You think I get too much back, don't you?

How much back do you have?

Is it more than J-Lo?

What would Sir Mix-a-Lot say about this?

Who cares?

Wouldn't Sir Mix-a-Lot care?

Wouldn't that make him Sir Care-a-Lot?

Isn't he more like Sir Where-Is-He-Now?

That reminds me...Where is he now?

Shouldn't we ask VH-1?

Where is Vh-1 now?

Will we find out on "Behind the Music"?

Do they still make those?

What time is it on?

Dunno...does anyone even watch VH-1 anymore to know?

Did anyone ever really watch VH-1?

um, if we did, does that make us outcasts?

Did you feel like one?

What are the other choices?

Who said anything about choices?

Isn't having choices overrated?

Wouldn't we have to have choices in order to know?

whould we ever choose any ption that would make choices be overrated?

Has this thread turned into Philosophy 101?

aren't we more advanced than 101 by now?

Wouldn't a quick read through of this thread answer that?

Who reads anymore?

What is this "read" you are talking about?

Isn't that the guy from the Fantastic Four?

Is that the group with the monkey?

Can you be more specific?

About what?

Do you mean which group with the monkey?

How many groups are there with monkeys?

Shouldn't all groups have monkeys?

What would they do with the monkeys?

Could they put them in a barrel?

Could we survive that many Mickey Dolenzes?

Whatever happened to Mickey Dolenz?

Didn't he become a cartoon voice actor?

Which cartoons did he provide the voice for?

Wouldn't googling the info give you the answer?

Isn't it easier just to ask you?

Do you really trust his answers?

Have I ever steered anybody wrong?

Don't you mean, have you ever got caught steering anyone wrong?

<click>What purpose is served by everyone only asking questions here?<click>

Do we really need a purpose?

What is it that we really need?

Couldn't we do without one?

do you mean to tell me you can actually do without one?

isn't doing without a purpose actually the real purpose here?

Could you be a bit more vague, please?

Wouldn't that be like whatsisname doing what he usually does, only with more je ne sais quoi?

Could you add a little more French?

Aimes-tu les mots j'ecris?

can you translate that for the language challenged amongst us?

Do you like the words I write?

don't you love Babelfish?

couldn't you have just pretended you understood me?

Why should he have to pretend?

wouldn't he look smarter if he pretended he understood my French, rather than admit to using Babelfish?

If you pretend, don't you run the risk of being discovered to be a fraud?

Who's going to rat him out anyways?

why would anyone rat him out?

Why not?

But does he like the words Kent writes?

Who doesn't like Kent's words?

Don't many find Shakespeare difficult to read?

Is the fault, dear Brutus, in the stars, or in ourselves?

Is that "Brutus" or "Bluto"?

Did Popeye cross the Rubicon?

Was there spinach on the other side?

Isn't spinach a euphamism for marijuana?

oops..double post...ain't I bad?

Depends....are you a stripper?

Can I earn a lot doing that?

How much would be a lot?

And in which currency?

Which currency has the stangest name?

What do you think of as strange?

Aren't we all strange?

Are there any strangers here or just friends who haven't met yet?

would a lurker be considered a stranger?

Aren't they just considered lurkers?

Wouldn't "The Lurkers" be a cool name for a group of spy superheroes?

Why isn't there more spy superheroes?

Aren't most spies in comics and action movies basically superheroes?

For example?

What is 2 plus 2?

Isn't it a math problem?

can we avoid math?

aren't you the advocate for logic problems?

Where's the logic here?

didn't it just fly out the window?

Why is there even a window in here?

What kind of drapes should we get for it?

How much can we spend on drapes?

How much do you have?

Why do I have to pay for the drapes?

[best gangster voice:] 'Cause it's curtains for you if ya don't, [/] maybe?

But isn't that a stretch to make that a question?

Has that ever stopped us before?

Can we be stopped by ANY means?

Don't we usually have a deus ex machina up our sleeves?

What if you don't have sleeves?

Wouldn't a taylor just happen to appear and sew on some sleeves?

Are you suffering from Cobalt Typo syndrome?

Perhaps he was referring to CJ?

Can CJ sew?

Has he ever said that he can't?

Will he ever show up in this thread to answer the question?

Has he ever posted in this thread?

Quote

Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Are you suffering from Cobalt Typo syndrome?

taylor? tayler, tailer, tailor AH! found it!

"Has he (CJ) ever posted in this thread?"

Could he even use this thread to sew us a deus ex machina or at least some nice sleeves and drapes?

wouldn't CJ suddenly showing up and answering our questions in and of itself be a deux ex machina resolution?

Wouldn't that make CJ God?

How do we know he isn't?

Isn't this getting too philosophical?

Would you prefer the usual inanity?

As opposed to the unusual inanity?

Aren't we all just a bit unusual?

Compared to what?

Aren't we beyond comparison?

Aren't most things beyond us?

If that was true, how would we know?

Has Godot arrived yet?

Isn't Lardbot good enough?

Good enough for what?

what is your hearts desire?

Do you want the whole list or just the top 500?

Are there more than 500 synonyms for "twins" uh, I mean "world peace?"

Where would we get that kind of information?

Couldn't we google it?

Is there a better way then Google?

Can we ask if Gigglebot googles?

Isn't that a little personal?

Wouldn't she be Googlebot?

Isn't she a real person?

What is real?

Cogito ergo sum so aren't I?

Can we have a translation please?

Do we really want to?

Does it matter if we really want to or not?

So, you're saying that quote isn't as commonly known as I thought?

Did I say that?

So, you're not saying that quote isn't as commonly known as I thought?

Don't we have to respond with a question even if we know it?

Shouldn't that be obvious from the header of this thread?

who reads the header of the thread anyway?

This thread has a header?

Wait! You mean our newest Time Trapper has altered the rules of time to create a header when there was none before?

How did you.....I mean, what makes you think it was me?

Are you saying it wasn't?

Shouldn't you stop paying attention to the man behind that curtain?

Is that an iron curtain of time we see over there?

wouldn't an iron curtain rust?

Wouldn't a Time Trapper be able to prevent that from happening?

Is there anything a Time Trapper can not do?

Are you questioning my powers?

Aren't your powers vague and ill-defined?

Do we really want to give him cause to answer that?

Would you like another sample of my powers?

You're not going to bill us for a demo, are you?

How much do you think I should charge?

Canadian or U.S. dollars?

Which one is the "real stuff," Pov?

Shouldn't we let Quis decide that?

Can I pay in loonies?

Are Republicans negotiable? (aside: I'm a pub usually, not taking a shot here

)

If Blockade Boy is a Pub can I have a Beer?

May I see your ID, please?

Will you accept this portrait of Benjamin Franklin?

Why didn't Ben invent contact lenses?

Do you think there was any profit in that in the 18th century?

Would you really trust 18th century technology to place things onto eyeballs?

Should we trust 21st century technology?

What 18th century technology do we still use?

Does any of it involve eyeballs?

I don't see it. Can you?

Could we wait for the dawn's early light?

Aren't the rockets' red glare enough for you?

Isn't Rocket Red's glare enough for you?

Is that "glare" as in "bright" or "glare" as in "stare?"

Which do you prefer?

Which one makes less sense?

does it need to make sense?

Isn't it better if it doesn't make sense?

Are we all agreed that logic is overrated?

If we had any Vulcans among us, might they not agree?

If we had any Vulcans among us, would you wear a red shirt?

If you wore a red shirt would you be a Garabaldi?

If you wore a red shirt wouldn't you be dead meat?

What if you were a red shirt wearing Vegan?

Is Vega a member of the United Federation of Planets?

Isn't every planet?

How could every planet be? And isn't Vega a star, not a planet?

Is this like the bonus round of the game where we answer two questions with questions?

Isn't that just more work?

Isn't it conceivable that there is also a planet named Vega?

Who would name a planet after an old car?

Could it be that the car was named after the planet?

What do you think of the new Saturn sedan?

Should they name a car after Uranus?

Is Uranus popular?

Does anyone mind if I just pass on the above straight line?

Can we all thank Miner for his unbelievable sense of restraint?

Should we reward him with a medal?

What if Miner doesn't like medals?

Why don't you ask him?

Miner, do you like medals?

Do I look like somebody who likes medals?

Do you like metals (precious or heavy)?

Did you get your iron today?

Are his shirts wrinkled?

Is he wearing a shirt?

Aren't you more worried about Pov's pants?

Isn't that a given?

Given that it is, isn't it more appropo to be concerned about Senor Widebottom's pantaloons?

lol, Senor Widebottom....where has he been lately?

Do we really want to know?

Don't you miss him (or at least his outrageously oversized pantaloons)?

Should I?

Have you got something against oversized pants?

Do you have something in them?

Do today's teens still love outrageously oversized pantaloons?

Aren't todays teens too apathetic to love anything?

Can a person be too apathetic to love?

What's love got to do with it?

Can a person love to be apathetic?

Can a person be apathetic to Tina Turner?

Where is Tina Turner these days?

Doesn't she live in the south of France?

Where proud Marie's head kept rolling along?

Shouldn't we all commend Blockie for his witty question?

Shouldn't he first acknowledge that Mary was burning, not rolling, and that he couldn't figure a way to incorporate St. Joan of Arc into the question instead?

Isn't that a lot of work for this silly thread?

Are you saying my threads are silly?

Did you say your threads are frilly?

Who took to bed a filly?

Might I recommend the "Have you heard" thread over in Spaceopoly?

What do you think inspired my last post?

You were inspired?

Isn't HHW always inspired?

Who's HHW?

Is that my Earth 616 counterpart?

There's an Earth 616?

Didn't you know that Earth 616 is the Marvel Universe Earth?

Did you just make that up?

Are you suggesting Miner is Alan Moore, and that we're in the early 80s?

Isn't it obvious that we are?

I thought this was the 70's
isnt that right?

Wait, aren't we in the speculative, foil-covered '90s era?

Any votes for the swingin' '60s?

why were the 60's swinging?

If I remember why, does it mean I wasn't really there?

where are you now?

Is it still now if time has passed?

Isn't it "now," now..I mean now, no NOW, NOW NOW oh nevermind, what was the question?

Why are you shouting?

can you hear me over there?

over where?

over there...weren't you listening?

Why should he be?

How else would he know to ask a question?

Why would he care?

Couldn't he just read the header?

Is that double header?

Is it baseball season?

Haven't the Red Sox freaks in your neck of the woods confirmed that for you?

"Red Sox freaks," isn't that redundant? (Go Tigers!

)

Isn't that a question and an exclamation?

Should we allow exclaimations?

Can you phrase an exclaimation in the form of a question?

Can you answer a question with a question yet still actually answer the question?

Is that meant to stump us?

How tough does a question have to be to stump us?

Is this one of those "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader" deals?

Are you saying fifth graders aren't smart?

have you met my fifth grade class?

Should I?

Wouldn't they love a presentation from a space lawyer?

Who doesn't love a good presentation?

Is it all in the presentation?

Do you have substance to back up your presentation?

Is substance abuse a suitable presentation for fifth graders?

Are fifth graders suitable to expose to abusive substances?

Is anyone suitable to expose to abusive substances?

Do you know what I put in your drink?

Can you hum a few bars?

Do you take or lathe the bar?

Is it an open bar?

You'd think it would be after being cut into, wouldn't you?

Aren't you assuming I took the "lathe" option?

Well, in what other way would a steel bar be "open"?

Wouldn't that depend upon your definition of "open"?

Doesn't that sound Clintonesque?

Did you like my impersonation?

Does a bear drive a par three with a wood?

Bears can play golf?

Do you want to get close enough to one to ask?

Wouldn't Stephen Colbert have a problem with talking bears?

Doesn't he have a problem with any type of bear?

Who is Stephen Colbert?

Are you still watching Bill O'Reilly?

Is he Irish?

Is Miner drinking Irish coffee again?

Does a bear go in the woods?

Haven't all the woods been clearcut?

Who can save the rainforest?

Shouldn't we be more concerned with saving the honey bees right now?

Weren't the Honeybees the group Ginger, Mary Ann and Mrs Howell formed when the "Mosquitoes" were visiting the Island?

Where can I buy batteries that are as long lasting as the ones in the radio on Gilligan's Island?

Why? Are you planning to go to a deserted island?

And what five discs would you take?

Would I be able to bring a disc player along with the discs?

Would you also bring a solar-powered battery recharger?

Is that what the castaways used on Gilligan's Island?

Did they have that technology back then?

Aren't we due for a Gilligan's Island remake?

Who should play Gilligan?

Are you busy?

What do you have in mind?

Wouldn't you be a great updated Gilligan?

Are you asking me?

Then who gets to be the Skipper?

Doesn't this sound like an EDE thread, "Cast away the LMBPers as castaways?"

Aren't these all EDE threads, really?

Aren't we all EDE alt IDs?

Then who are the Nightcrawler alts?

Who is this "Nightcrawler" you speak of?

Wasn't he the fellow who was banned?

Was he that guy IN a band?

Any requests for the band?

Not in the slightest, sirrah!

Huh?

Wasn't he supposed to answer that with a question?

Should we punish him by starting a thread about him?

Isn't the ignominy of not asking a question on this thread punishment enough?

Shouldn't he be excused for being the first person on Legion World to use the word "sirrah"?

Shouldn't he be banned for life for using "sirrah"?

Isn't that going a bit too far?

Where do we draw the line?

Have we ever drawn a line before now?

Do we have enough artistic talent to draw a line?

Does Sketch Lad post in this thread?

Have you ever seen him post here?

Who has time to go back through 112 pages to look?

How do you use the search function?

What search function?

Where does one look for the search function?

Isn't it on the top of the page?

Which page?

How long have you been on this board?

Do you mean in dog years?

Does anyone know what Miner means?

Doesn't "Miner" mean someone who mines?

Who has a dictionary?

better yet, who has a Pictionary?

Does anybody have Scrabble?

Can you even play Scrabble over the 'Net?

Have you seen the scrabulous site?

Can we just invite Will Shortz and Liane Hansen over for the traditional board version?

Who are Will Shortz and Liane Hansen?

Why do you want to know?

Didn't you read Rockhopper's post just above?

Isn't it obvious he didn't?

Isn't that an assumption on your part?

So, who are Shortz and Hansen?

And are they good Scrabble players?

Are they actors?

Doesn't anyone here listen to Weekend Edition Sunday on National Public Radio?

Do we even get that in Canada?

And if you do, do you get it in competing French and English versions?

Must everything be bi-lingual with you?

What about a Japanese version?

What about it?

Who's it?

Whassat?

What did you say?

Why do u guys keep repeating the same question!?

Isn't it obvious?

Would we ask a question if it was obvious?

Why wouldn't you, given the nature of this thread?

Isn't it obvious?

New question: What is the meaning of life?

Isn't it......we've overdone that one, haven't we?

Did we ever get an answer?

To which question?

Which one did you want an answer to?

Weren't you paying attention?

Do you really expect people to pay attention to 115 pages of questions without answers?

Can't you go back just one page?

Why should we bother?

Are you always so negative?

Who are you, my psychiatrist?

can you aford to pay me?

How much do you charge?

How much can you pay?

Does the Peanuts HMO still cap services at 15 cents?

Does the LMBP Group Plan cover mental disorders?

Wouldn't it go bankrupt?

At 15 cents a go, how could it?

How long to make a million at that rate?

Wouldn't you also need to know how many patients are seen and the rate of office visits to really figure that out?

Would you suggest commissioning a study?

could we make it a poll?

Want to do a focus group to see if it should be a poll or a study?

Isn't this getting just a bit too close to reality for comfort?

You mean it's not reality already?

Where is a shrink when you need one?

do Imskians call psi-doctors "shrinks?"

Wouldn't they call all of their docs "shrinks"?

"And how long have you been having this Yera Complex, Ms. Digby?"

"Do you want to wear your nose on the other side of your face?"

Did Picasso draw comics?

Would you buy a comic drawn by Picasso?

Is it signed?

why do signed comics sell for more?

What have you been paying for comics?

Are you offering a discount?

Will he cover the shipping?

Will he ship the cover?

does it ship by ship?

will we be like ships that pass in the night?

Why don't you ask the captain?

Captain, will we be like ships that pass in the night?

Who let this man onto the bridge?

Do you want him thrown in the brig?

if we do, where will be put those vats of whisky?

Why do you keep vats of whisky in the brig?

Don't you know the captain drinks too much?

What don't I know?

Do you know Jack the Ripper's identity?

wasn't he some sort of noble?

Isn't that just a theory?

Aren't they all?

Getting a little philosophical there, eh Miner?

What is truth?

Do you want me to take a polygraph?

Would a Magic Lasso do?

Is Wonder Woman holding it?

Who else would be holding the magic lasso?

Is that a double entendre?

Isn't everything a double entendre around here?

Is there such a thing as a triple entendre?

Wouldn't that be a Triptender?

Does Triptender mean the same as triple entendre?

Why don't you look here for the answer?

Doesn't that seem like too much work?

Pointing and clicking is too much work?

Do you know how tiring it is for me to point and click?

But you have considerable energy to type letters and punctuation?

Who said that typing letters and puncuation isn't also tiring for me? (I need to take a nap now)

who is that snoring so loudly?

is that snoring or is someone operating a chainsaw?

Quis has slept long enough -- will someone please wake him?

Will he want a snack when he wakes up?

Do you have any apple crisp left for him?

Wouldn't it be a bit stale by now?

How about some vegan chili then?

Do you have some sugar-free apple pie instead?

Is Stevia okay?

What's Stevia?

Is Mr. Wonder hitting the ProFem?

Is Stevia something to eat?

Did you know that Stevia is a natural sweetener, extracted from the Stevia plant, with no calories and no side-effects?

Why would I know that?

Don't you know everything?

Is there anybody who does know everything?

And if there is, could they play this game?

Wouldn't they know the best question to answer a question with?

Why does my head hurt?

Are you banging it against the keyboard?

Hey! Who dented the mellotron?

Why do you want to know?

Are there any other musical instruments nearby?

Do you need other instruments when you have the mellotron?

Are you playing solo?

Do you want to join in?

Do we have to be able to read music?

Can you play Chopsticks on a mellotron?

How does "Chopsticks" go?

Can you play "Smoke on the Water" instead?

If not, can we just sing it instead?

Do you know the words?

Aren't they written down somewhere?

can't you look them up?

Anybody else notice the previous two posts are by a monkey that blows bubbles with his butt followed by a uh,..., uh,... deadman (?) that blows bubbles?

Isn't that an amazing coincidence?

doesn't that explain the blast Blockade Boy's avatar is receiving?

Did you notice the timing of that blast?

Should I have?

Have what?

Have you seen the wind? (Remember Yoko Ono?)

Was it caused by Red Tornado?

Have you seen the stars tonight? (Remember Jefferson Starship?)

Do I have to remember Jefferson Starship and Yoko Ono?

Don't you appreciate the classics?

Since when is any Yoko Ono song a classic?

Does Yoko have a Greatest Hits album?

Does Yoko even have a Greatest Hit album?

Is having a greatest hit album required to be a classic?

Is that a silly question or what?

What?

Aren't most of these questions silly?

Is "silly" synonymous with "inane"?

Aren't both synonymous with "Yoko Ono" as well?

Do you have a thesaurus?

Was that a Yoko Ono song?

Does it sound like a Yoko Ono song?

Haven't you heard it?

What did you say?

Why do my friends have to ruin my life all the time!? (my own question, sry, had to let the rage out somehow...)

What are friends for?

Aren't they for borrowing money?

How much do you need?

Do you have a couple grand?

Would a grand piano do?

Does anyone know how to actually play Piano?

Does someone actually HAVE a piano?

Do you need to have a piano to know how to play a piano?

If you don't have a piano, what's the point in learning how to play?

If you don't play, what's the point in having a piano?

isn't a piano also decorative?

isn't it great to see Pariscob posting again, even if it's only about pianos?

Why don't we make this Pariscub Appreciation Day?

Hasn't that been done already?

Did it occur to you that I got the idea from Rocky?

Did you do a search to see if there hasn't been one yet?

Did you change the subject about pianos?

Could we ask Pariscub?

Do you think he (she)'ll know?

Why wouldn't he not know?

what would I not know?

Aren't you paying attention?

How much does attention cost?

Should we ask someone else?

Who should we ask?

Is there an attention expert in the house?

Isn't there one posting in...

posting where?

Don't you know?

Why should I know?

Aren't you omniscient?

Are you omnivorous?

where's the buffet?

Isn't it at Warren Buffett's?

Is Warren well known for his parties?

Warren wears panties?

why does "wear's" have an apostrophe in it?

Can you say, "edit?"

Why would I say that?

Are you prone to saying random words?

Isn't <peaches> everybody?

You mean you are?

Isn't it <vermillion> obvious?

Just how random are those words?

are they from a random word generator?

Is there sucha thing as a random <halibut> word generator?

And if there is, how much <polyunsaturated> would it cost?

Is this the combining <fat> thread topics forum?

Would you like a free random word generator ?

Why does that random word generator want us to think of "laughing"?

Why does it want me to think of "pretty"?

Is there a significance to the word "submission"?

What if you combine it with the word I got, which is "leather"?

Do you mean "leather submission" or "submission leather"?

Anyone else foresee a Cobie sighting about to happen?

Baaaa?

Isn't that a sheep -uh, I mean cheap - shot?

Is that a slip of the tongue?

Tongues can wear lingerie?

Who's the lingerie been on??

What are you doing with my lingerie?

er I mean.. Who's lingerie is that?

Is that a faux pas?

To claim a milestone, you mean?

What does lingerie have to do with a milestone?

Haven't you ever seen a cross-dressing milestone?

Where would one see a cross-dressing milestone?

Wasnt "Rocky Horror" considered a milestone?

Do you mean the movie "Rocky Horror Picture Show" or the stage play "Rocky Horror Show"?

Couldn't both be considered milestones?

Wouldn't "gallstones" be more appropriate?

Would that be a good thing?

Would you prefer "millstones"?

Who's going to lift them?

Why not let them sink?

didn't putting Rocky Horror on video already sink it?

didn't Shock Treatment do just that?

Who starrred in "Shock Treatment"?

Weren't the stars of "Shock Treatment" Cliff De Young and Jessica Harper?

What else have they appeared in?

Isn't Jessica Harper lucky to have starred in a cult classic like "Suspiria"?

Can't you check IMDB to find out?

What if IMDB is wrong?

Has it been wrong before?

Who cares, when you can get more reliable information from Wikipedia?

If it's on the Internet, does that mean it's true?

Does that mean your name really is Kent Shakespeare?

Or is he really Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford?

Who told you to post my real amen, Rocky? (or should I say Elmore Rutherford Willingham III?)

Your real AMEN is Edward de Vere?

Is that an anagram for Dwarde Ed Erev?

Amen is an anagram for Dwarde Ed Erev?

What language are we speaking here?

Is "nonsense" a language?

Isn't it the language Zatanna uses when working her magic?

do you mean it's like talking backward?

?Siht ekil naem uoy

Seeing how Zatanna (and Rockhopper Lad) never changed the word order, isn't that taking it a bit too far?

What's wrong with originality?

Haven't we already asked that question?

Isn't repetition a great teaching device?

Could you repeat that, please?

That?

Is "That" really a question?

Would it have been more of a question if Pov had used quotation marks like you did?

If Pov had used quotation marks, could Rockhopper Lad claim he was quoted out of context?

What is the context?

Context is the parts of a discourse that surround a word or passage and can throw light on its meaning, but that's not important right now.

-- Don't you just love Airplane references?

Was that line in Airplane?

Surely, you're not serious, are you?

Did you just call me Shirley?

Would you rather I call you Laverne?

Shirley you jest?

Did Shirley have enough of a sense of humor to jest with Laverne?

Is that series still running?

Wasn't it cancelled in 1983?

Did anything else of significance happen in 1983?

Didn't Barney Miller end that year?

Barney ended the year before, didn't it?

With reruns and fan sites does a series ever truly end?

Do reruns count as new episodes?

Why would they?

how could they?

Haven't you seen the advertisements that say "If you haven't seen it, it's new to you!"?

since when do advertisements equal truth?

But what is truth? Is truth unchanging law? We both have truths. Are mine the same as yours?

Isn't that too many questions?

Can we go back to the beginning?

The beginning of what?

Isn't this where I came in?

Weren't you here on Page 1?

Or was that an imposter?

Who would impersonate Quis?

Would You?

Is that question meant to incriminate?

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

What is evil?

Isn't evil just another word for nothing left to lose?

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Would you settle for a date with Bobby McGee?

Isn't it strange that we hear her influence more in male singers (i.e. Robert Plant) than female singers?

Where do you hear Joplin's influence in Plant?

Ohmygod, Like Whose Influenced?

And aren't like most guys more easily influenced than girls?

HWW, would you believe I haven't listened to any hard rock for years and I'm just working from memory?

No, really?

What if I added that every day I spend more and more time listening to pop songs from my grade school years?

Do they sound better now through the veil of nostalgia?

Don't most things seem better through the veil of nostalgia?

You mean, like my hot second grade teacher?

Mrs. Grundy?

Anyone else think the veil of nostalgia is warm and sweet but potentially harmful?

Who has time to think?

Is it any wonder, then, that I feel so lonely?

Why are you lonely when you have plenty of friends here on Legion World?

Have I told you that I think you're really good at putting things in perspective?

Two-point or three?

Which is the better perspective?

Doesn't it depend on your, er, perspective?

What do you mean by that?

Why are you asking me?

Did I ask you?

[Travis Bickler] "You talkin' to me?"[/Travis Bickler]

Who's Travis Bickler?

(And did he ever get a milestone? 2,000!

)

How many yards are in a mile(stone)?

Have you never seen "Taxi," Pov?

Will you all please Shut Up?

Are you in an ultra-bad mood?

When isn't he in an ultra-bad mood?

When he's asleep?

Isn't the movie HWW referenced "Taxi Driver" and not "Taxi"?

What? Did you miss Travis' famous guest appearance with Judd Hirsch and Christopher Lloyd?

Did you see Andy Kaufman's appearance on the Dating Game?

Didn't he play "Foreign Man" (his precurser to Latka) on that show?

What is latka?

Shouldn't that question be WHO is Latka?

Don't they serve those at Hanukkah?

Wasn't Latka a famous TV character?

wasn't it also the Yiddish term for a potato pancake?

Does anyone here speak Yiddish (or like potato pancakes)?

Aren't those called Latkes and taste like pure potato-y hate?

Would you believe there are multiple spellings (although "latke" is most common) and some people find them yummy?

Do the different spellings in any way influence the taste?

doesn't it make more sense to use salt, or applesauce?

How about ketchup?

Can I use salsa instead?

I suppose; but did you know that ketchup has natural mellowing agents that help you relax?

<span style="font-size: 20px;">WHY DO YOU THINK I NEED TO RELAX?????</span>

Don't you think Semi made a better bartender than Slim?

Will we ever see him again?

Who, Slim or Semi?

Isn't it obvious?

Would I be asking if it was?

Didn't Slim post numerous times within the past 24 hours? Shouldn't that answer the question?

Does past performance always indicate future behavior?

Doesn't logic suggest that, given a choice between a beloved friend who has been gone for more than a year, and a menacing character who posted numerous times in the past 24 hours or so, that the subject being missed would be the former?

What does logic have to do with this thread?

What does logic have to do with life in general?

Isn't that question too general?

Would that be General Confusion or General Disarray?

What's wrong with General Discord?

Wasn't he demoted to Major Discord?

Are you looking for Corporal Punishment?

Isn't he hanging out with Private Parts?

Wouldn't that fall under "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"?

You're the lawyer; wouldn't you know better than I would?

Are you questioning your own ability to form opinions?

Can't Corporal Punishment and Private Parts usually be found with Major Arousal?

Are you suggesting that I form opinions without sufficient knowledge or expertise?

Hey, is this little round arrow thing the "refresh page" icon?

Why don't you try it and find out?

Is "trial and error" the best method to learn things?

Doesn't it depend on what you're trying to learn?

What are we trying to learn?

Isn't it what that little round arrow thing means?

What does anything mean?

Does anything mean something?

Does antidisestablishmentarianism mean something?

Might you not find the meaning to antidisestablishmentarianism in the dictionary? (I know I did)

Couldn't you just figure it out that it was oppossition to the undoing of the establishment of something just by taking the word apart?

Why would I want to do that?

Wouldn't it save a trip to the dictionary?

can't you just use dictionary.com

Is that any better than the Merriam-Webster web site?

have you tried it?

you're talking about the Thesaurus?

what would be another word for "thesaurus?"

Why don't you check the thesaurus?

why should I, when I can ask you?

But what if he doesn't want to answer?

Can he really restrain himself? For how long?

How long would you like?

Would it be better if somebody else restrained him?

Who, exactly, would be doing this restraining?

Does your cooperation rely upon being informed of that detail?

Is the Pope Catholic?

What if the Pope restrained you?

Would that make you an altered boy?

What does transgender have to do with it?

Did he mean "altered" in a different way?

As in "The boy was placed on an alter. He was altered."?

as in, "have you pet spayed, neutered or altered?"

As in, "After the Pope restrained him, the boy saw the error of his ways and altered his behavior"?

Why ask?

Why ask why?

Perhaps to find out the cause of something?

the cause of what?

What?

Who?

Did anyone else hear an owl?

Is an Abin Quank a breed of owl?

Doesn't Abin Quank sound like the name of a Green Lantern?

Because of Abin Sur wouldn't "Abin ______" sound like the name of a Green Lantern?

As I understand LMB/LW history, isn't that how "Almost But Not Quite New Kid" (ABNQNK) became our resident Green Lantern?

Is it even possible to understand LMBP/LW history?

Should it be rebooted then?

Wouldn't regurgitating it be more appropriate?

Wouldn't regurgitating in public seem rude?

Isn't what this whole page has been about?

Haven't we been trying to be clever instead of rude?

Is that because it's Sunday?

Does that really matter?

Does it really anti-matter?

Does Auntie really matter?

Is she Auntie Mame's sister?

Do you mean the Lucille Ball "Auntie Mame" or the Rosalind Russell "Auntie Mame"?

Can we pretend that the Lucille Ball film doesn't exist?

Why would you want to ignore such a classic?

Has Rucy got some 'splainin to do?

"Rucy"? Did you combine Desi Arnez with Scooby Doo?

Have you ever stepped in Desi Doo?

Would I admit it if I had?

Would you?

Would a gentleman ask such a question?

What do gentlemen have to do with Legion World?

Legion World isn't a gentlemen's club?

What isn't Legion World?

Is Legion World bigger than a bread-box?

How big is the bread box?

Could it be a bread tesseract?

Do we need an eight-sided box to contain Legion World?

Why does Legion World need to be contained?

Haven't you taken part in the role-plays in the Bits forum?

Role-Plays? What role-plays?

Are the role-plays getting out of hand?

Haven't they replaced the old roll-plays?

do old roll-plays expire, like film, if they don't get developed?

Don't old roll-plays get hard and stale?

what do you mean by stale?

how many kinds of "stale" are there?

There's a St. Ale, isn't there?

Do you mean the beverage or the person?

There is a person named St. Ale?

Isn't he Cobie's patron saint?

Wouldn't St. Cuthman make a better patron saint for Cobie?

bachelors and shepherds, if not poverty.
but one of the two, Cobie is allegedly going to give up.

So what is your question?

Did Kent just F%@# up this thread?!

Kent, are you looking for an excuse to buy everybody a round?

Does he EVER need an excuse?

what is everyone drinknig, then?

(don't I f#(& up almost enough to be a Republican president?)

Is a f#(& up the same as a f%@# up?

isn't it obviously so?

you really think it is?

Does it matter?

Since when are verbs constructed of matter?

Are you missing the fact that "does matter" is the complete verb?

wasn't it clear that I trying to steer the use of "matter" from "relevance" to "phyisical substance?"

if i say no is that a question?

hypothetically speaking, you mean?

If you are hypothetically speaking about a hypothetical situation does it stop being hypothetical and become real?

Hypothetically, should Kent fix his post to make it a question?

Can he be bothered?

cannot Quislet understand that the "do" part of "do you mean?" is implied?

or are you referring to the other page?

Which page has a post by you with no question mark?

is there only one?

Who has time to look?

Weren't there two?

Didn't we send him off with Gary Concord for that?

Whatever happened to good old Concord?

Did he flee to Lexington, perhaps?

Kentucky or Massachusetts?

Which would you rather fly to?

Which air fare is cheaper?

first class or coach?

Does Lexington, Massachusetts, have an airport?

do they have a place to rent cars?

Do you have a licence and a valid credit card?

Can't I just use yours?

You wanna use mine?

Is yours some how better than mine?

Is my computer screen blushing?

is the computer working?

Are you working if you can read this question?

is this question supposed to be there?

Why shouldn't it?

inst it supposed to jingle first?

Do you have musical questions?

Would that require a musical answer?

Haff you effer hert ze German band?

Warum schreibst du mit ein falschen Akzent?

che?

Jigga what?

Gettin' jiggy wid it?

Who, ME?

Isn't it always you?

is it that time of the month?

Do you want everyone to know?

Why not?

Wouldn't a more appropriate question be "why?" ?

Wouldn't a more appropriate question be "when?" ?

Are any of those questions really appropriate?

Are any questions in this thread appropriate?

Are any of the threads on the MMB appropriate?

Appropriate to what?

What is your definition of "appropriate"?

why should i tell you?

didn't he ask nicely enough?

Wouldn't the answer to that question be subjective?

could you ask that again?

Wouldn't the answer to that question be subjective?

Are you always that literal?

Would you rather he was gutteral, instead?

can't one be both?

Would that make him bi?

why are you always trying to label people?

Does one instance imply "always?"

Aren't I entitled to an occassional dramatic exaggeration?

Where's the rulebook on this?

There's a rulebook?

Would we play without one?

You wait until I've been here 3 and 2/3 years to tell me there's a rule book?

Isn't the rule we can't tell anyone about the rulebook until they've been here over 3 and 5/9th years?

Could you express that in decimal format?

Anybody have a calculator?

Would an abacus do?

Can you train an abacus to do tricks?

Does that add up?

Do you want to borrow an abacus to find out?

Can you loan me one?

What do you have for collateral?

What, don't you trust me?

Is it really a matter of trust?

Or just good business sense?

Doesn't good business sense involve some trust between parties who know each other (reasonably) well?

Is it time to let this thread die or should it be revived?

Isn't reviving seemingly dead threads a grand LW tradition?

Isn't it something to do when we're bored?

Who's bored?

How could anyone here be bored?

Would you say then that people are apathtic for not posting to this thread for a couple of weeks?

What else would I say?

Are you asking me to read your mind?

Can you read my mind; do you know what it is you do to me?

Is that a Killers lyric?

Does anybody still like the Killers?

Did anybody ever like The Killers?

Does anybody wish the Killers had broken up after their terrific first album, so that we'd never have been subjected to their dreadful second album?

Would you believe I have no idea who the Killers are/were?

Would you believe that the Killers are a band from Las Vegas whose first album (Hot Fuss, 2003) had insanely catchy songs with lots of yummy 80s-style synthesizer sounds, but their lead singer apparently does too much cocaine because the second album (Sam's Town, 2006) is a pretentious and overproduced "homage" to the absurdly overrated Bruce Springsteen?

So is the Killer's second album proof positive of the whole sophomore curse theory?

Would you believe I'm even more confused now?

Is it possible I'm more confused than Rocky?

Since when is Bruce Springsteen "absurdly overrated?"

Like, wasn't he proclaimed "The Future of Rock and Roll" back in the early 70s?

Aren't tomorrow's heroes eventually yesterday's rubbish?

Who's going to clean up this mess?

Why's everyone looking at me?

Um, have you checked for broccoli stuck in your teeth?

Are you sure it's broccoli?

Is someone accusing Lard Lad of eating healthy?

Don't you think that was more of being implied rather than accusing?

The thing about implications is that they're often in the listener rather than the speaker, wouldn't you agree?

Do I have to agree?

Dunno, are you afraid of 'Boot?

Who isn't afraid of Reboot?

Is the Legion afraid of them anymore?

I'm not afraid of Reboot.

Who's afraid of the big bad Reboot?

How embarassing is it that I thought this was the five-word posts thread?

Hasn't HWW done something similar before?

I wonder what else HWW and I have in common besides gaffes in theme threads and a dislike of Korvac?

Should Stealth and HWW go out for a coffee?

Doesn't my signature indicate that I've given up on dating?

Have you also given up on food?

Shall I compare rich food to a lover who is no good for me, but that I can't seem to leave behind?

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Has this become Legion World Poetry Corner?

Or is Lardy making a move on Stealth?

Is there a Legion World Femme that Lardy isn't making a move on?!?!

Which one's PMSing?

Could you draw me a map to whomever it is?

Can you read a map with those hearts in your eyes?

Do I use my eyes to follow a map to a romantic rendezvous?

Do I really want to know what you use to get to a romantic rendevous?

Couldn't I have been referring to something innocent?

Knowing your history, is that possible?

Knowing LW's history, is it possible?

Is anything impossible on Legion World?

Is everything possible on Legion World?

Does the word impossible even have any meaning on Legion World?

Why does Cobalt think the word impossible is a challenge to do it?

Wouldn't we suspect that Cobie was replaced by a doppelganger if he didn't?

hasnt everyone on Legion world been replaced by a dopple ganger at some time or another?

Are you saying you're a doppelganger?

Isn't everyone a doppleganger of Cobalt Kid?

I thought I was an alt ID of Nightcrawer is that the same?

Can we all try to avoid another rehash of who is who's alts, Abin?

why? As there is only one real poster the rest of us being alts, who do you think it will confuse ?

Hey! Are you guys calling Me an Alt?!?!

is there something wrong with being an alt?

Is that a trick question?

Is it better to be an alt or a trick?

trick or treat?

Aren't the best treats the ones that usually wind up as tricks?

Are you going to serve us some Dark Ovaltine?

Would we eat it in the Dark Oval Office?

Doesn't one generally drink Ovaltine?

Does Ovaltine mix well with tequila?

Who is willing to try it and find out?

Can you help me find my large shaker of Ovaltine?

Where did you last have it?

Wouldn't it be easier to get a fresh shaker?

Where would one buy a large Ovaltine shaker and how much does it cost?

Who cares?

Don't you?

Why should I?

Won't there be a test?

Will it count towards my final grade?

Didn't you sign up to audit?

Does one audit in the auditorium?

Is there an assembley today?

Is it that stupid "toilet seat" movie, AGAIN?

Would you rather see "My Body, My Self"?

Ohmygod! Does anyone actually like, like those dumb school movies?

Do you have "Am I Normal?" instead?

Do I have to watch it straight?

Can you watch anything Straight?

Ohmygod! Is that like even possible?

WHo said "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."?

Wasn't that Captain Kirk?

Was it Mr Sulu?

Which one's the gay one?

Was Spock ever happy?

Didn't you see the episode with the plant spores that made everyone happy?

Was that the episode where Happy Spock plays a space-banjo?

Is that where he sings "Bilbo Baggins"?

Would you rather he sing about "Bitter Dregs"?

Wouldn't "The Logical Song" be more appropriate?

Won't they call you a radical? A liberal?

Fanatical? Criminal?

Whatever happened to Supertramp?

Was she rejected for Legion membership?

Would a Supertramp ever be rejected for LMBP membership?

Could such an applicant be beneath our high moral standards?

What would Supertramp's powers be, anyway?

Wouldn’t that be the ability to walk long long distances from city to city looking for work?

Would that qualify him for membership in the Legion?

And wouldn't he lose his power once he joined and had a regular job as a Legionnaire?

Is being a Legionnaire really a job?

Does it have opportunities for promotion?

How far do you want to go?

does this job have a glass ceiling?

Why, who's going to wear a skirt?

Does a kilt count?

is someone trying to borrow my kilt?

What size is it?

Is it big enough for me?

Are you big enough to wear a kilt?

do you like tossing the caber?

Do you like haggis?

Does it come with tatties and neeps?

Uhhh...should I ask?

How will you ever learn if you don't ask questions?

Okay...<braces self>...what are tatties and neeps?

have you not ever heard of potatoes (tatties) and turnips (neeps)?

Should I have heard of them?

Is that a British thing?

Is a bear Catholic? Does the pope --- oh, never mind....

Isn't it obvious?

Would he ask if it was obvious?

Isn't he Lardy?

Of course I would...wouldn't I?

Is he?

"Lardy" by name or by adjective?

There are Alts on Legion World?

Are there?

Where?

Aren't these "Alts" just myths of this meat puppet world?

Isn't that what the meat puppets want you to believe?

Maybe the Meat Puppets were too busy bathing in their "Lake of Fire"?

Wouldn't they get overcooked?

Even if they were metaphorical?

You mean they're not real?!

Is anyone really real?

I think, therefore I am -- aren't I?

Is that enough proof?

Proof of what? That I exist?

Is that what I asked?

Can you be less ambiguous?

Can I be more ambiguous?

Are you being ambitiously ambiguous?

Are you being ambitiously ambiguous ambidextrously?

Are You Being Served?

Mrs. Slocombe, do you have a moment?

Will you help me look for my pussy?

You have a pussy?

If I were Mrs. Slocombe, I would, wouldn't I?

How long have you fancied yourself as Mrs. Slocombe?

Don't you think I'd make a better Captain Peacock?

Would you really want to be Captain Peacock?

Walk the floor and boss people around -- who wouldn't?

Ere, kin oi be Miss Brahms?

(Ever feel like you're out of the in-joke loop?)

Lardy, would this help?

Should I click on strange links I don't know?

Would you feel less uncertain if I told you it was only a Wikipedia link, and therefore perfectly safe?

Would you feel more comfortable clicking on a BBC link with photos ?

Don't you think he'd be more comfortable if we just change the topic?

Should we change the topic every time somebody doesn't get a reference, or should we try to inform them?

Which do you think is the better course?

Isn't education always better than ignorance?

Aren't there somethings we are better off not knowing?

Can you give me an example?

Would you really want to know exactly how they make hot dogs?

Since I never eat hot dogs, why should I care?

Is your decision not to eat hot dogs not informed by knowledge of the process by which they are made?

Who are you calling "uninformed"?

are you calling me stupid?

Was the question directed at you?

Did I just die in the latest MMB roleplay?

How does that question answer the previous one?

Who could answer that question?

Are you saying the question was unanswerable by another question?

Is that what I'm saying?

Isn't it?

Wasn't she just looking for a little attention?

What type of attention did she want?

Maybe she wants the kind only Lard Lad can give?

Do you mean the creep kind of attention?

Didn't I mean she might like the kind of attention a fun-loving, big-boned Lard Knight can provide?

Aren't you the only one who can really tell us what you meant?

Haven't I pretty much told you what I meant in question form?

If you had, would I still be asking questions?

What's left unexplained?

What's on the right?

On the right of what?

What's on the right of the left that was unexplained?

Does it involve political leanings?

Do we have to talk about politics?

Should we, instead, talk about sex and religion?

Together or as separte subjects?

Why would you talk about them together?

Should we combine them, like Bennifer or Branjelina?

Or, perhaps, more like peanut butter and chocolate?

Who got religion in my sex? Who got sex in my religion?

Are sex and religion two great tastes that taste great together?

Shall we discuss politics too?

Why not discuss Mr. Muggles instead?

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to discuss Mr. Muggles in mixed company?

What about discussing Mr. Muggles' politics?

Are you asking for trouble?

I dunno...would Mr. Muggles support the war in Iraq?

Is he one of the Dogs of War?

Why aren't there any Kittens of War?

Did Mr. Muggles triumph over them?

Over whom would Mr. Muggles not triumph?

Perhaps if there were a Mrs. Muggles?

Won't she be introduced in season three?

Nah, isn't that when the Anti-Muggles is brought in as the big villain?

You mean Dark Muggles, don't you?

Or was it the Reverse-Muggles?

So many Muggles, who can keep track?

who really cares about them anyway?

Doesn't everyone care about Mr. Muggles?

Does everyone even know who Mr. Muggles is?

Doesn't everyone watch "Heroes"?

Should I give up my yoga class to watch it?

is adding years to your life worth missing an hour of tv??

Isn't the answer obvious?

well that depends on what you say next right?

What are you going to say next?

who knows?

Are you all waiting for me to speak?

Do you have the conch shell?

would it be un-conch-ionable if I did?

Has anyone ever been banned from Legion World for making really bad puns?

Is there such a thing as a good pun?

If the pun is the lowest form of humor, does that not make it the foundation upon which all humor is built?

Did they skimp on the foundation?

Did Mama Celeste ever skimp of the old family recipe?

Are you a shill for Mama Celeste now?

Isn't that better than beeing a shill for the Marie Celeste?

Is a shill like a shell?

A clam shell or a conch shell?

Or maybe a pasta shell?

Who would shill for pasta shells? A pastafarian?

What sort of music does a pastafarian play? Rigantonae?

Shouldn't we have discussed this a few weeks ago, on Talk Like A Pirate Day?

Aren't you confusing rastafarians with pirates?

didn't you realize pirates are an important part of Pastafarianism (NOT rastafarianism)?

Isn't today talk like a Rastafarian day?

Do you have a calendar, mon?

Does Mon-El need a calendar ...

... while in the Phantom Zone?

Might he keep one as a memento of happier times?

Wouldn't that just make the Zone seem that much worse?

Did He Who Wanders (a name Mon-el was also known by) think this was the inane five word post thread?

Who can keep so many inane threads straight?

Isn't there a double-entendre in that question?

is anyone surprised that it was Cramer who pounced on that one?

Aren't cats supposed to pounce?

Would you prefer if I had slithered up to it?

Do you feel the need to slither?

Is that a double-entendere?

Could a single word, i.e. "that", be a double-entendere?

Isn't LW ingenuity all about making everything inuendo and double-entendere?

We have ingenuity?

Houston, do we have a problem?

Are you asking me to speak for everyone in this city?

Is any one of us better qualified to?

Should Rockhopper be the mayor of Houston?