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Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/09/19 08:14 PM
Welcome to......

Kill This Thread XXV !

The following rules were established by Kent Shakespeare at the start of the first 24-hour version, adapted from the original rules by EDE:

The rules:

1. The Basic Idea: Post to this thread, if no one posts after you for 24 hours, you win!

2. Posts that are not direct responses to one of the five preceding posts are ineligible to win. The topic can drift, but no complete non-sequitors. Posts that are responses to non-sequitors are also ineligible to win. Posts that are responses to responses to non-sequitors, and response nses to those posts, etc., become eligible, however.

3. In the event that this thread is locked, there shall be no winner unless a new thread is started for the contest. Furthermore, any post that results in the banning of the poster shall also be ineligible to win.

4. So, more precisely, one wins if one makes a post, and then no one makes another post that's eligible to win for 24 hours.


Here's a history of our various felons, along with a few missed opportunities.....

I - walkwithcrowds (7-day version)
II - none
III - none
IV - Quislet, Esq
V - Rockhopper Lad (the first 24-hour version)
VI - Rockhopper Lad
VII - cleome
VIII - Rockhopper Lad
IX - Rockhopper Lad
X - none
XI - none
XII - none
XIII - Invisible Brainiac
XIV - Invisible Brainiac
XV - Invisible Brainiac
XVI - Invisible Brainiac
XVII - Invisible Brainiac
XVIII - cleome
XIX - cleome
XX - cleome
XXI - Jfposey
XXII - Invisible Brainiac
XXIII - jfposey
XIV - Invisible Brainiac
XV - PALADIN (eff YEAH!!!)
XVI- Quislet, Esq.
XVII - Invisible Brainiac
XVIII - none
XIX - none
XX - Quislet, Esq.
XXI - thoth lad
XXII - Ann Hebistand
XXIII - Quislet, Esq.
XXIV - Invisible Brainiac
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/09/19 10:31 PM
The last one seemed to be quite quick.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/09/19 10:36 PM
Perhaps we passed through a time warp.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/10/19 09:41 AM
Let's do the time warp again.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/10/19 11:25 AM
I only know the shurg though.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/10/19 02:55 PM
The shurg is a must for Klordny.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/10/19 04:18 PM
The shurg is a must to have fun!
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/10/19 10:04 PM
Although it's only one of the many fun things to do during Klordny.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/10/19 10:53 PM
Clearly, this thread is just begging for a discussion of Genesis's We Can't Dance album!
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/10/19 11:17 PM
Can fish do any dance other than The Swim?
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/11/19 04:02 PM
Fish Heads by Barnes and Barnes was the first music video I saw on MTV
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/11/19 06:27 PM
MTV over here seemed to start off with only one sponsor. So there were loads of ads for Braun products. No doubt this seeped into people's minds resulting in loads of hairdryers being bought by people who already owned one.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/11/19 09:46 PM
One good hairdryer is worth another.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/11/19 09:54 PM
A coach shouting at his players is called the hairdryer treatment.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/11/19 10:53 PM
Drier than the coach's humor.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/12/19 01:15 AM
Lt. Saavik found humor a difficult concept.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/12/19 04:18 AM
In Greco-Roman medicine, yellow and black bile were the dry humors.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/12/19 10:17 AM
Humeurs are humorous.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/12/19 11:32 AM
My humors are in balance
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/12/19 05:44 PM
There are clowns use balance, or lack thereof to humorous effect.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/12/19 08:21 PM
The conflict in the universe of Avatar: The Last Airbender started because the Fire Nation attacked, and threw the world off-balance.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/13/19 10:45 AM
Of the four elements I prefer air
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/13/19 02:22 PM
This confirms my long held theory that Quis is, in reality, Anaximenes.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/14/19 10:57 AM
I also prefer Air, but I think Quis resembles Anaximenes more than I do.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/14/19 11:16 AM
I just try to be philosophical about the subject.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/14/19 12:41 PM
As opposed to being literal.

In the Philippines, to be "pilosopo" is slang for being a smart-ass.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/15/19 12:05 AM
Pilosopo! The villain ending in an "o" that the other JLA villains Despero, Starro and Amazo couldn't stand!
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/15/19 09:16 PM
"I'm goin' down to Reno
Checkin' out the scene-o
Feelin' so mean-o
Wish I would
Crash and burn"


I wish she would have written-o a second draft o' the lyrics.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/15/19 10:17 PM
Sometimes it does take multiple drafts to get "it" right
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 12:14 AM
Towards the end of the Faith No More song "Epic," they do a call-and-response thing where the band chants, "It is it," and the lead singer asks them, "What is it?"
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 12:33 AM
I found the movie “What About Bob?” To be very predictable but still very funny.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 12:54 AM
I was disappointed that Bob Newhart's 90s sitcom Bob wasn't more successful.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 02:13 AM
Was that the one where Bob Newhart played a comic book artist?
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 02:19 AM
Yeah. He was hired to revive his classic character by a modern comic company who had purchased the rights. One of the points of humor is that the company kept pressuring him to update his 1950s character to 90s sensibilities.

It had a lot of potential, but never quite gelled.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 02:35 AM
I remember "Bob" was on CBS and they were trying to build a sitcom block around it, but I don't remember much about the show itself, or anything at all about the other shows in the block.

The promos for the sitcom block had cute animation, though -- the CBS logo would morph into a laughing face.

The promos were also soundtracked by a re-recording of Buster Poindexter's "Hot Hot Hot," with different lyrics, as "Ha Ha Ha."

How in the universe I would remember *those particular things* so vividly is beyond me! shrug
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 11:02 AM
You have a trivial mind like me.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 02:18 PM
Ha ha. Thanks, Quis.

One of the birds in Snoopy's "Beagle Scout" troop had an amazing knowledge of movie trivia. He knew who played the Sergeant in every adaptation of Beau Geste.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 02:47 PM
Mayor La Trivia was a character on Fibber McGee and Molly.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 03:36 PM
Storing general knowledge is a trivial pursuit.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 04:51 PM
Originally Posted by thoth lad
Storing general knowledge is a trivial pursuit.


In a 2019 context, does that mean billions of people around the world are all engaged in trivial pursuits?
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 06:51 PM
Isn't all life trivial anyway?

He asked, while playing a trivia game about celebrities.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 06:55 PM
Originally Posted by Ann Hebistand
Originally Posted by thoth lad
Storing general knowledge is a trivial pursuit.


In a 2019 context, does that mean billions of people around the world are all engaged in trivial pursuits?


Hasbro must be making a fortune out of all those games.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 08:33 PM
People are willing to pay a lot for their toys.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/16/19 08:42 PM
There's a Dead or Alive deep cut from their "Youthquake" album called, "I Wanna Be a Toy."

Wonder if Pete Burns was addressing his local plastic surgeons?

*rimshot*

Just kidding. Gods, I'm so mean sometimes. blush

Pete was fallible like us all. And he had one hell of a singing voice.

And even by the end of his life, his face didn't really look any worse than those of most other middle-aged celebrities.

She said while still pondering a rhinoplasty for herself.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/17/19 12:06 AM
“Four score and seven years ago...” is the start of the Gettysburg Address. I don’t think that there were any plastic surgeons in the audience.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/17/19 12:18 PM
In those days, men just grew a beard when they wanted to alter their appearance.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/17/19 01:45 PM
"To beard the lion in his own lair" is one of my favorite expressions.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/17/19 03:32 PM
If the beard also comes with a comedy nose and wacky eyebrows, then people messing with the lions deserve everything they get.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/17/19 04:44 PM
Rock Hudson had a beard. Her name was Phyllis Gates
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/17/19 05:31 PM
Did she have a comedy nose and wacky eyebrows? Did Rock Hudson? Did the lion, making the attempt to fit them redundant?
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/17/19 05:38 PM
"Wacky Races" was one of Hanna Barbera's best TV cartoon series.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/17/19 07:47 PM
I loved watching that!

Oh, Dick Dastardly and Muttley.

We used to call my uncle Muttley, because he would laugh just like Muttley did.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/18/19 01:22 AM
Dick Dastardly and Muttley has a spin-off series. As did Penelope Pitstop and the Anthill Mob
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/18/19 11:32 AM
And the Wacky Races were rebooted into a post-apocalyptic comic book.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/18/19 03:32 PM
Wacky Death Race 3000.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/18/19 04:31 PM
When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home.
Tecumseh
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/18/19 07:19 PM
Tecumseh's death song was from Abba and started with the line "Mamma mia, here I go again."

This prompted much criticism as death isn't quite the final, heroic thing he made it out to be if he was getting reincarnated at the other end of it.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/18/19 08:03 PM
The concept of death is so varied among different cultures.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/18/19 08:56 PM
Yet it shares some definite practical similarities across us all.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/19/19 11:16 AM
Like the fact that it is permanent
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/19/19 11:44 AM
Except in superhero comic books.

Among others.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/19/19 12:06 PM
I have never gotten my hair permed, probably because I was shocked by a particularly bad bubble-perm that my mom got herself when I was eight years old. shudder
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/19/19 06:51 PM
I used to have curly hair when I was an infant. Perms were big with footy players for a while here. A sticker album with Liverpool players in it would be full of them.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/19/19 08:33 PM
I have very straight Asian hair. With enough hair product, I could look like an anime character.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/19/19 10:01 PM
When it comes to Anime, I really liked Akira and Ghost in the Shell. There's one or two others, but a lot fewer than I thought I would like over the years.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/20/19 01:52 AM
I like One Piece. Nico Robin is my favorite Straw Hat.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/20/19 08:49 AM
Another one of those long-running anime that will probably be watched by our children's children. Will they ever find the treasure they seek? Probably not.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/20/19 10:48 AM
I have started picking up the manga.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/20/19 04:08 PM
Some animes produce faster than their manga counterparts, hence the large amount of filler that does not affect the status quo or character development.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/21/19 01:43 PM
Marvel's Star Wars comics had clear guidelines of areas that they couldn't touch. For example, the Luke/Leia romance subplot was a no go area.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/22/19 12:34 AM
That's word because you know
You can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh)
You can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh)
Stop Hammer time
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/22/19 09:59 AM
Justin Hammer has disposed of a lot of minions who just can't help themselves.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/22/19 03:52 PM
I wonder if there is a real person named Justin Thyme.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/22/19 05:16 PM
He's handy to have around like that other guy, Justin Case.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/22/19 10:27 PM
Then there's the news anchor who simply goes by first name "Justin".
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/23/19 11:32 AM
I am an invertebrate punsters—spinelessly unable to resist a pun. (So slug me!)
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/23/19 04:48 PM
Barnacle Bruce leaned over a tavern table whose stains told of centuries of smuggling and dark murders along the coastline. "Take a slug," he growled as he offered me his glass. I wasn't keen to decline until I saw the first crawling movements within the container.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/23/19 05:09 PM
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/23/19 07:07 PM
When I heard the name, I thought Rokk of Gibraltar was the Golden Age Adventures of Cosmic Boy smile
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/23/19 08:10 PM
This conversation is making me crabby.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/24/19 02:13 AM
In Popeye’s version of Ali Baba and the 40 thieves Bluto asks Popeye “Are you trying to make a fool of me?” Popeye replies “Nature beat me to it!”
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/24/19 12:52 PM
Jackson Beck, who did Bluto's voice for many years, was also the off-screen announcer of the 80s "G.I. Joe" cartoon. IIRC, he also sang the "G.I. Joe" theme song, although I could be wrong...
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/24/19 02:08 PM
This song is sung by Jimmy Keegan, who was one of the main child actors featured on G. I. Joe in the "Knowing is half the battle" segments.

Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/24/19 08:21 PM
I'll put that on my to-do list. Building a time machine. I should get around to it, in the next millennium or so.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/25/19 02:19 AM
Leonard Nimoy sang about Bilbo Baggins

Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/25/19 11:37 AM
Bilbo did a lot of things to be worth singing about.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/25/19 06:14 PM
I prefer Wombles to Hobbits. Your 'Obitt's only good fer yer ring quests an' such, while yer Womble makes use of everyday things that folks leave behind. Making' yer Womble far more useful to the community at large, see? Wombles probably have a drawer full of rings to bind other rings.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/25/19 07:40 PM
Wombles. The fancier cousin of Wombats.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/25/19 08:30 PM
I heard a sketch not long ago regarding the Wombles. It contained a boy and his dad looking for their lost pet. They lived in Wimbledon, where The Wombles are from. The boy was hopeful that perhaps the Wombles could help them find the lost pet.

But he'd also been learning things about biology at school. Particularly, about the eye placements of predators. Creatures that prey on others having forward facing eyes...just like the Wombles. As the boy was asking more about our friendly, loving Wombles, the dark truth about missing pets, and missing persons near Wimbledon Common had lodged in the hearts and minds of a generation of British folks.

Next time you watch Sesame street, you look where the eyes are... then think about just how many of the background humans & kids make return visits or have long term stays. Brrrrr...
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/25/19 11:48 PM
I always found Elmo annoying.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/26/19 01:49 AM
But... Elmo Loves You!

Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/26/19 02:14 AM
Sure Elmo loves you...in a white wine sauce. Note the Sesame Street bird and the worm...forward facing eyes...
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/26/19 05:30 AM
It's well known that googly eyed creatures prey primarily on cookies, however...
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/26/19 08:53 AM
COOKIES!!!! Does Cookie Monster actually eat any of his cookies? Or do they just kind of fly around?
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/26/19 05:55 PM
He doesn't really want to eat the cookies. Crumbling them releases a incapacitating gas, allowing him to carry off his victims to devour. People mistakenly think that The Cookie Monster is a monster for cookies. He's actually a Monster that uses cookies.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/26/19 06:28 PM
When you say uses, you mean uses like weed, right?

and devouring his victims means eating them. Like, eating them out. Like, tossing a salad.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/26/19 06:50 PM
"uses" as in employs as a cunning distraction to subdue victims.
"devour" as in carries off to underground lair, where they are consumed.

You must think horror films are full of euphemisms. smile
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/26/19 07:13 PM
It's the way my mind is built wink

Freddie thrashed Jason!

She was slammed into the ground by Dracula!

The werewolf ripped his insides open!
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/26/19 08:58 PM
I spent a lot of time watching Castle Dracula. I was on a stake out.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/27/19 10:43 AM
What does a vampire use for a sore throat?

Coffin drops
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/27/19 10:55 AM
Coffin Joe is a Brazilian pop culture icon, an anti-hero with close ties to occult forces.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/27/19 02:06 PM
Beyond the grave. Umbra also drew strength and advice from her ancestors.

And we all know what the ancestors in Disneý's Mulan were like wink
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/27/19 02:37 PM
Umbra will always be the "real" Tasmia Mallor to me. Umbra
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/27/19 10:25 PM
I quite liked the Planetary champion vibe she had with Tyroc when we were rereading those.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/27/19 11:15 PM
I don't think I've read those. Izzat the Gerry Conway era? If it is, then sorry, but I got nuthin'. shrug wink
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/28/19 12:17 AM
For the most part, other than comics, I read non-fiction. Mostly history.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/28/19 01:07 AM
I read a lot of prose non-fiction, too. Although...a lot of it is the history of comics.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/28/19 01:21 AM
I used to read comics. I used to read history. Now I combine both interests in Real Fact Comics! It's not just a fact. It's a *real* fact!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/28/19 09:40 AM
If it's in comics, it must be!
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/28/19 10:58 AM
Although, when checking if you can fly, try it from the ground rather than the upper story of somewhere.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/28/19 11:46 AM
And if you can indeed fly, be extra careful about flying near jerks with shotguns.

(This public service announcement brought to you by the Will Eisner Memorial Resource of References to Spirit Stories Older Than Many Legion Worlders' Parents)
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/28/19 05:10 PM
During the war, Manly Wade Wellman was one of the writers who filled in for Well Eisner. One of his stories pitted the Spirit against the Shonokin, an ancient race who were among the enemies of Wellman's occult detective John Thunstone.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/28/19 07:12 PM
oooh crossover.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/28/19 07:47 PM
Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester
Manly Wade Wellman


Another example of parents trying to control their children's futures with a meaningful name. Well, what if Manly Wade had realized he was transsexual? Or what if Manly Wade liked pink, or liked to sew, or any of the behaviors that our toxic masculine society frowns upon in males??? bah! The Legion toon Starfinger would NOT approve!
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/28/19 09:56 PM
Every time I read about a Roman with the name "Manlius", I always automatically associate the name with the quality of "manliness", even though etymologically it isn't related to that at all.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/29/19 02:31 PM
Looking to find something positive out of everything, means that you'll automatically fit in with society's shifting demands for manliness or anything else. That's what I tell people between pints after the football anyway. smile
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/29/19 03:15 PM
If a man cries because of football, that's manly!

But if he cries because he stubbed his toe or his pet died, that's sissy stuff!
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/29/19 07:54 PM
Actually, I think men crying over football should get a grip. smile
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/29/19 08:29 PM
Would you actually say that to a football hooligan? To his face?
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/29/19 09:17 PM
Have done smile
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/29/19 10:06 PM
And lived to tell the tale.

"Footy Skeptic Foolhardily Sticks Foot In Mouth In Fantastic Leap of Faith" smile
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/29/19 10:26 PM
There's all sorts of footy fans, and all sorts of things that make them tick and gets them going, or gets them to get a grip.

For a long while, my team was at the other end of the country. If I wanted to catch a match and see some footy friends, I'd have to travel through all sorts of supporters on a Saturday. You soon learn how to handle some awkward situations. And, I should say, learn to get a grip yourself, and enjoy the experience a bit more.

The last "get a grip" moment was quite recent. A fan was going right over the top in their criticism and got challenged for it. He's not a hooligan, but gets a bit over-passionate.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/30/19 12:09 AM
I was never into sports. Some friends who were really into football (American football) had a bunch of us over to watch the game. While watching I got into the game. Afterwards they asked me if I was going to watch the game next week. I replied “Nope”
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/30/19 12:44 AM
I've bonded with quite a few other men (and some women) who also don't like watching sports. Our main point of bonding was "I'd rather play a sport, then watch someone else play it!" Loved ones excepted of course. If I had kids, I would watch their games as well, even if I had no interest otherwise.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/30/19 09:08 AM
Originally Posted by thoth lad
There's all sorts of footy fans, and all sorts of things that make them tick and gets them going, or gets them to get a grip.


I know, I was just being cheeky. Cheeky like Soraya. smile

Latin American culture is very footy-oriented, just one of many things it has in common with UK culture.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/30/19 03:29 PM
She certainly has some cheeks...

Sorry. Where was I? Got distracted for a moment...

Oh yes. It was another sorry...

Sorry Annfie. My post was typed in a more chirpy way than the leaden result. smile All my posts should be accompanied by mischevious bird song henceforth, or at least forthwith.

Despite the commonality of footy culture, countries outwith the UK can actually be technically good at it. smile
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/30/19 05:59 PM
LOL lol

Yes, not for nothing is Latin America notorious for how enthusiastic their footy announcers get -- "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!"
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/30/19 06:08 PM
They've tried that "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" over here once or twice, but it stops at "GOOOOL" due to acute embarrassment.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/30/19 06:21 PM
“Noooooooooooooooooo!”

-Luke Skywalker
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/30/19 06:34 PM
"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

-Captain James T. Kirk
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/30/19 08:23 PM
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
“Noooooooooooooooooo!”

-Luke Skywalker


also by many others. Including Invisible Brainiac when the stroopwaffle he's trying to eat slips out of his hand and falls to the ground...
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 09/30/19 09:22 PM
Yeah, over here it's:-

"Noooo… >cough< oothing to see here folks. Sorry for making a fuss everyone. Unexpected family reunion. Carry on."

and

"Khaa…>sudden realisation of attracting attention< aaan I ..erm… have another pint please barman? No rush. Ta."
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/01/19 12:29 AM
See? very much used, indeed.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/01/19 07:05 AM
Or rather not used, as noone wants to look like a fool bellowing random words at the sky.

Blancmaaaaaaaaaaaaaange!
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/01/19 07:45 AM
Birdmaaaaaaaaan! as one jumps up and down flapping one’s arms vigorously. whether in anger or at attempting to escape gravity, does it matter? both are quite funny !
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/01/19 06:55 PM
Not enough people harness the super from the mundane, but still marvellous, things in life.

Walking Feet...Activate!
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/01/19 10:17 PM
I embarrassed a friend once by running at a flock of pigeons, yelling “Pigeon Burgers” to make them fly off.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/01/19 10:26 PM
I feed the pigeons on most days.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/01/19 10:41 PM
A Flock of Seagulls were considered a joke by the hipper members of the Liverpool music scene.

So were Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark. The hipsters would call Andy McCluskey "Leo Sayer" behind his back.

Early on, U2 were considered a joke all over Great Britain and Ireland.

I used to like U2 when I was young and foolish. Now I think that despite all the fortune and fame and the plaudits from clueless rock journos, they've always been and will always be a joke.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/02/19 05:02 PM
My favorite lawyer joke:

What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One is a scum sucking bottom feeder. The other is a fish.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/02/19 07:18 PM
I heard some early OMD albums a year or so back, and quite liked them. U2 had some decent stuff too, but they're no Simple Minds. smile

Leo Sayer was really popular here for a while. "Ha ha look at McCluskey with the hair of that guy who's a household name with a really successful career that we'll never come close to...um... smile

rock jouros are incredibly dense even by hack standards. I suspect they are relatives of Blok. smile
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/02/19 08:33 PM
Really successful pop-star careers lead to Las Vegas at best, cheesy nostalgia TV shows at worst. smile
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/02/19 09:36 PM
checks on Leo Sayer..."His first seven hit singles in the United Kingdom all reached the Top 10." Sounds as though he was really badly managed, financially. Not uncommon among musicians, unfortunately. It's almost 15 years since a dance version of one of his songs was released. Time flies.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/02/19 10:54 PM
Why did the little boy throw the clock out of the window?

To see time fly.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/02/19 11:03 PM
Time flies like an arrow; fruit files like a banana.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/02/19 11:08 PM
A book is man's beat friend outside of a dog. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/02/19 11:45 PM
The Beat were/ are a reggae/soul/ska band. After they split, two of their number went onto for The Fine Young Cannibals while another joined Big Audio Dynamite.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/03/19 09:52 AM
We should make a movie about cannibals playing around with dynamite
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/03/19 11:59 AM
Alfred Nobel of the Nobel Prize fame made hi fortune in dynamite.
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/03/19 01:52 PM
"Dyn-o-mite!" Is the catch phrase of Jimmie Walker.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/03/19 02:03 PM
Johnnie Walker is... delicious.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/03/19 02:40 PM
I still remember the Spanish-language jingle for Johnnie Walker:

"Mis grandes momentos
Con Johnnie Walker
Eso es vivir
Johnnie Rojo"

Ironically, I don't drink.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/03/19 06:09 PM
You don’t drink???? You must be very thirsty.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/03/19 06:34 PM
I don't drink alcoholic beverages. smile
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/03/19 06:45 PM
She doesn't drink... wine. wink
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/03/19 06:48 PM
A guy told me that he hadn’t had a bite in three days. So I bit him.
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/03/19 08:17 PM
Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester
She doesn't drink... wine. wink


Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq.
A guy told me that he hadn’t had a bite in three days. So I bit him.


Double LOL. lol lol

This reminds me, in one issue of the original Young Justice series, the Spectre (Jordan) and Secret are talking about Darkseid.

He says, "Admittedly, he sounds a little like Bela Lugosi."

She asks, "Bela Lugosi? Who's she?" lol
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/03/19 10:47 PM
Darkseid will always sound like Frank Welker's version to me!
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/03/19 10:56 PM
Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester
Darkseid will always sound like Frank Welker's version to me!


That will always be what Darkseid sounds like to me, as well. nod

But I respect Peter David's opinion.

Besides, Ol' Red Eyes could do a lot worse than Bela Lugosi. lol
Posted By: Eryk Davis Ester Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/04/19 12:26 AM
Agreed.

Weirdly, I think my voice for DeSaad is probably somewhere between René Auberjonois's and Chris Latta's Starscream!
Posted By: Ann Hebistand Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/04/19 09:43 AM
Yeah...or maybe a mashup of Auberjonois and Alan Oppenheimer's default villain voice (Skeletor, Ming the Merciless.)

Or how about Hal Rayle's Primacron from the Transformers' "Call of the Primitives" episode.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/04/19 10:55 PM
One of my Dutch friends here has a deep, rich voice that I always tells him is perfect for a movie villain. He agrees.
Posted By: Quislet, Esq Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/04/19 11:48 PM
Over the phone I have been mistaken for a woman once or twice.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/05/19 12:02 PM
Happened to me when I was younger too.
Posted By: thoth lad Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/06/19 06:55 PM
Lots of boys used to be dressed as girls, and it was seen as perfectly normal.
Posted By: Invisible Brainiac Re: Kill This Thread XV - 5x5 - 10/06/19 09:31 PM
A lot of gender norms nowadays are fairly recent constructs.

Oh... and I think I killed another ine!
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