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One of the funnier e-mail chain letters I've received lately. Create your sentence out of the following:
Pick the month you were born:
January: I kicked
February: I loved
March: I smoked
April: I dry humped
May: I choked on
June: I injured
July: I did the Macarena with
August: I had lunch with
September: I danced with
October: I sang to
November: I yelled at
December: I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1: a birdbath
2: a monster
3: a phone
4: a fork
5: a Mexican
6: a gangster
7: my cell phone
8: my dog
9: my best friends' significant other
10: my neighbor
11: my science teacher
12: a banana
13: a fireman
14: a stuffed animal
15: a goat
16: a pickle
17: your mom
18: a spoon
19: myself
20: a baseball bat
21: a ninja
22: Chuck Norris
23: a noodle
24: a squirrel
25: a football player
26: my sister
27: my brother
28: an ipod
29: a permanent marker
30: a llama
31: a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White: because I'm cool like that.
Black: because that's how I roll.
Pink: because I'm not a comic book fan.
Red: because the voices told me to.
Blue: because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green: because I hate myself.
Purple: because I'm cool.
Gray: because I was drunk
Yellow: because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange: because I hate my family.
Brown: because I was high.
Other Color(s): because I'm a ninja.
None: because I can't control myself.
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I kicked a permanent marker because I was drunk.
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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I kicked my cell phone because I'm sexy and can do what I want! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I had lunch with a permanent marker because I was drunk. (I wonder if it was the same one KP kicked  )
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I ran over a homeless guy because I'm not a comic book fan bwahahahahahahaha
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Geez. Mine makes me sound racist...
"I ran over a Mexican because I can't control myself."
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Originally posted by Blue Battler:
Geez. Mine makes me sound racist...
"I ran over a Mexican because I can't control myself." That's my fault. I tried to clean it up, make it more PC, but I missed that one. A couple of the choices just went too far in certain combinations.
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And what are you doing not wearing a shirt?
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I'm at home. I can let it all hang out now.
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Whoa Blue.... TMI, TMI......
I'm not supposed to get all worked up yet, it's too soon after surgery!
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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Originally posted by Lightning Lad: Originally posted by Blue Battler:
[b]Geez. Mine makes me sound racist...
"I ran over a Mexican because I can't control myself." You could just change that one to "Lerrrroooyyy Jenkins!"
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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I yelled at a football player because I'm a ninja. Hmmm, sounds like me. 
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Originally posted by Saturn Girl:
Whoa Blue.... TMI, TMI......
I'm not supposed to get all worked up yet, it's too soon after surgery! LOL. I suppose I could have just said I was letting half of it hang out ... er... I'm going to stop now before I insert my foot into my mouth any farther ...
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I had lunch with my science teacher because I'm cool like that.
Okay. I was REALLY into science when AH wuz a boah...!
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Originally posted by Vee: Originally posted by Lightning Lad: [b] Originally posted by Blue Battler:
[b]Geez. Mine makes me sound racist...
"I ran over a Mexican because I can't control myself." That's my fault. I tried to clean it up, make it more PC, but I missed that one. A couple of the choices just went too far in certain combinations.[/b] For those of you that don't get the reference, Leroy Jenkins refers to a player of World of Warcraft who managed to ruin days of hard work by a team of about 10+ players in a very difficult high level quest. There is a video clip of it that can be found by Googling his name and it is hysterical to watch. He was AFK from the discussion and planning of the next confrontation in which the other players mapped out what sounds like a well thought out startegy. Just as they are finishing up the planning session, he comes back and charges into the room housing the archvillain they are trying to defeat, screaming his name as he charges into battle. What follows is a complete wipe out of the group as they are decimated because of his actions. His name is reknown in gaming circles.
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I loved a fireman because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Well, at least half of that statement's correct.
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I kicked Chuck Norris because I'm a Ninja!
h*ll yeah!
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Well, I injured a llama because I'm sexy and can do what I want!
So there!
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I got "I kicked my brother because I'm cool like that." I wouldn't dare re-create that one...
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lol...great topic LL.
I sang to a squirrel because I was drunk
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Originally posted by Vee:
For those of you that don't get the reference, Leroy Jenkins refers to a player of World of Warcraft who managed to ruin days of hard work by a team of about 10+ players in a very difficult high level quest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJT20WxfHss
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I sang to myself because I'm cool like that.
Well, that's sort of a letdown. I do that anyway although it's of dubious coolness, like when mrs. matlock catches me and gives me the funny looks.
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I kicked a spoon because I'm cool.
Boo yah!
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I loved a football player because Im cool like that
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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