Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum OM's Pool Hall and Campaign HQ

OK.

Got the pool tables over there. The pinball, air hockey, and skeeball games off to the right. The electronic arcade stuff to the left. The food down the hall, and the bar right here in the middle, where I should be spending most of my time.

Let's see, did I forget anything? Just the campaign literature. Eh, no hurry on that.

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Welcome everybody, and enjoy the election.

Wow, way to run in style, Miner! Good luck at the so-called races! I'll be back and forth between the food and the bar if anyone needs me.

Vote Outdoor Miner in the Summer '04!

Nice place Miner! I think I'll sit at the bar and enjoy the campaign before I hit the air hockey machine.

never mind the campaign, wheres the champaign?

[chugs beer]

Add a foosball table, and you've got a deal.

[chugs more beer]

Done. The boys are installing it as I speak.

And here's a bottle of our best bubbly for Faraway.

Enjoy, lads.

<chugs beer>

<chugs beer>

All this campaigning is keeping me thirsty!

<chugs beer>

Vote Miner!

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Just stopped in to lend my support to your campaign, Miner. We should have a fund raiser at that restaurant I designed. What's it called? The Beacon? It's been a while.

Thanks, Semi. Your support means a lot. It's great to see you back here.

A fund raiser sounds like a great idea. Are there usually guest speakers? Entertainment?

A fund raiser usually does have guest speakers. We could have the usual Legion World luminaries extol your virtues. For entertainment, perhaps Giant Robotic Lesbian could do her interpretive "Dance of the Seven Veils" and of course the Princess could lend a touch of class with her inimitable song stylings. I think Danny Blaine could be persuaded the be host for the evening.

If I am to perform my "Dance of the Seven Veils," I will first need a bevy of hot womyn to get my gears lubricated and to get me in the mood.

And you'd better clear the building of any loved ones in advance. The dancefloor and surrounding city block are liable to be reduced to rubble.

In which case you should definitely close out the evening.

Some of the crew at Shameless Hussies owe me a few favors, so I think we'll be able to see to your gears OK.

I am most curious to hear how those favors became owed to you.

The girls at Shameless Hussies are always delighted when I stop by too, so I'll spread the word.

Perhaps this will be the perfect occasion for me to have a nice date with Space Tart, now that she is back with the LMB!

(And my being there should add to a large amount of curious citiznes wondering what they're favorite hero is up to...)

Poor, naive little man.

Most of the girls at Shameless Hussies are my Sapphic sisters. They're only "delighted" because they know you'll bring in more business.

Well, I never knew why they were delighted, only that they were .

Well, being a teleporter (kinda, sorta), I can escort someone safely from the club to their front door in about one step.

Never mind where I can send those certain customers who misbehave.

Just another example that OM is quite the gentlemen!

Do you, like, send them to Cobie's room?

*lascivious giggle*

Hey OM! Wanted to wish you the best of luck in the elections. I know you would enjoy a term as leader as much as I have.

[bangs mug on the bar]

More beer and Buffalo wings, and keep 'em comin'...! I need sustenance if I'm to challenge the vintage Black Knight pinball game again!

Done.

If you need anything else, I'll be having a run at Galaxians across the hall.

Thanks Vee!

You led with style and aplomb, and I'll do my best to do the job in the same way.

Send a bunch of drunken, oversexed louts trying to paw dancers to Cobie's bedroom?

I never thought of that.

I see you've installed the rare Cliffhanger video game -- the one that followed in the footsteps of Dragon's Lair and Space Ace, and was built around clips from Miyazaki's Lupin III: Castle of Cagliostro.

Good job!