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Just think of the most good looking and physically fit male imaginable, and that's about me.

Alright Vee, I'm ready!

Okay Cobie, here goes!


S H R i n k !

Good luck!

Alright Vee, thanks! I'm shrunk back to a normal amoeba size, so now I just need my human body back!

SoM, are you ready?

Right, Vee, since you're around, make yourself useful and head over to that console. Without a baseline, this is kinda complicated.

I need you to input his basic data - i.e. gender (if you hit "female" he'll have a fit, BTW. ), height, etc. I'll be over here inputting the relatives to the general population, which, when combined with the basic data you're inputting (again, don't hit "female" or this'll give relative to women, not men ), should give us Cobalt Kid back.

Right CoAm, into the chamber.

Alright, here goes...

Let see "Male" "6'2" "dark brown hair" "piercing green eyes" "etc"

Okay all set, SoM

Right then.

*Hits the Big Red Button™*

*Shuts eyes to avoid the blinding flash, and keeps them shut*

Did it work?

Nothing happened. Did you plug it in?

No, I can see a human shape inside the chamber, but the glass is steamed from the change & the thing can only be opened from the inside.

Cobie?

Gasp! It worked! I'm me again!

ALRIGHT!

Thanks SoM, thanks Vee! You've restored me to normal!

Cobalt Kid is back (and better looking than ever, I must say )!

And thanks to you FC for starting this thread to rally the troops!

Things are finally starting to return to normal around here. Next up: find KP and learn the truth about this cloaked figure!

Ah good. Knew it'd work *uncrosses fingers*

Well, KP's last known location was on an asteroid somewhere, but something [or someone?]prevented me from teleporting him back.

See here

Cobie Cakes! Press yourself against my ample cleavage so that I can properly welcome you back, sweetie pie!

Now that's a welcome back . Since I'm back to normal Princess, maybe now would be a good time to come by the Embassy and make sure it's still secure ?

Welcome back Cobie!

*checks out Cobie's ass to see if it any cuter*

I liked the Amoeba. In true Legion fan fashion... Please bring the amoeba back now.

Could it possibly be?

Well, it only makes sense to give your body a test drive. Y'know, to make sure that everything is working

Maybe this could be the perfect alt ID? A new amoeba LMBer?

Now, that's the best idea I've heard all day . But there's no need to stop at one test drive, I want to give everything a thorough inspection

Does anyone think I should remind Cobie that I haven't restored him to normal size yet? Yes, that means NONE of his body parts are as big as they were before this all started.

Let's see how long it takes him to realize it, shall we?

<SCREAM OF FURY>

How is this possible?!

First, STU somehow realizes that the entire 'Emperor STU' thing was all an elaborate mass illusion, and calls in that wretched LMB Spectre to dispel it.

Then Poverty Lad is somehow able to counteract the curse that made him a duck, and return to human form!

But I thought the amoeba transformation I'd laid on Cobalt Kid would be permanent. How is it possible that he could manage to get back to his own form??

I'll get even, I swear it!

<disappears in cloud of sinister black smoke>

Um...Vee...I'm waiting

Can we charge this guy with second-hand smoke pollution?

Okay Cobie, here goes. Be sure to stand still.

G R O W !

There you go, CK. That should about do it. Ummm...Shall we do a full body inspection to make sure everything is sized as it should be?