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Semi and I discussed it, and the solution hit us! The only way to restore MLLASH to his manly glory is to FLIRT the male back into him!
So... here's the thread to do it. Flirt with MLLASH, flirt with Semi, flirt with Vee, flirt with Nighty, flirt with Danny, heck, flirt with ME! Or anyone else!
Do it to SAVE our LASH! Before it's too late and we see him getting a facial at the Penney's makeup counter and eating caesar salad with no croutons and dressing on the side!
FLIRT!
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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If that doesn't work I'll SSHHRRiinnkk his boobies down to normal pec size and ggrrOOWW his.... hmmm, not much to work with down there is there, in order to bring back Li'l Lash. Maybe I could....nah, that sure wouldn't be the same! But I could SSHHRRiinnkk his estrogen levels and ggrrOOWW his testesterone count. That would work! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Can I not flirt with MLLASH Lass herself while she's still female...? 
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NO!!!  We must bring back MAN-LASH!!!
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Deputy
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He can MAN-LASH me anytime! mmmmmm mmmmmm.......... 
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*hysterical sobbing* You guys don't LIKE me now that I'ma girl!!! WhAAAAAAAAAAh!!!!
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We do but it's a different kind of love now. Whereas before we loved Lasher for being such a hottie now our love for you is more platonic. You're like one of the girlz if you know what I mean.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Well then I guess I'll have to start flirting with the straight guys now!
Ummm... aren't there straight guys here somewhere....? I could swear I heard rumours to that effect....
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I think you and Space Ranger would make beautiful ,,, um,,, cheese dreams and bean dip, together.
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BUT... BUT... BUT... I like you flirting with ME!!! As a guy! Isn't there any last vestige to man-to-man desire that you can remember in your psyche to help to transform back to the fully-functional man we all want to stimulate??? (And quickly... I have to go to work!)
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Originally posted by MLLASH Lass:
Well then I guess I'll have to start flirting with the straight guys now!
Ummm... aren't there straight guys here somewhere....? I could swear I heard rumours to that effect.... Seeme like I remember Dean Lee and Cobalt Kid were flirting with MLLASH Lass pretty strongly on another thread! Of course, that doesn't help ME none...
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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how about i flash you instead of flirt? maybe that would work better?
You have any Italian in you? You want some?
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Lashie, I love you, boy or girl. And anyone who claims to love you as only a boy isn't worth having.
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Oh, all this flirting --- I just want my MTV (mighty terrific Varalent, that is!)
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Originally posted by Lightning Lad: Lashie, I love you, boy or girl. And anyone who claims to love you as only a boy isn't worth having. XXXXXXs to Scooter!
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Originally posted by Varalent:
You're like one of the girlz if you know what I mean. Tee hee! DEF! You can, like, hang out with me & the girlz and we can, like, paint each other's nails and gossip & stuff! SO KEWL!
Hello from Amber-- the Girlz (Britney/Karaoke Queen & Ashley/Dancing Queen) have, like, taken off!
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Oh, all this flirting --- I just want my MTV (mighty terrific Varalent, that is!) How'd I miss this! That makes me feel... 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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YOu might even feel more terrific to find out you have joined the Top 5 posters club!!!!!
Touch the magic...
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Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman:
YOu might even feel more terrific to find out you have joined the Top 5 posters club!!!!! What???!!!!!!! Really!!!!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Dadblast it, Vee, it's true already!!!
Now settle down, I'm trying to watch my continued stories!
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I blame it all on myself. If I hadn't reminded him that Lash Tot was fascinated by my ample cleavage, he never would have wanted a pair for himself. I guess my scepter polishing days are behind me...
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Wow! MLLASH Lass generated a lot of threads!
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Flirt with Lash just on principle!
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I used to flirt with Lash, but I found this twelve step program to help me through it. It didn't turn out so well.
"My name is Matt and I am a Lashaholic..."
"Hi Matt~!"
Lash walks in and winks. Not being sure just who he was winking at, I try to continue. The entire room gets up and follows him out as I stand there.
"What is he, the f$(%ing Pied Piper?" I mutter as I look around the now empty room...
Touch the magic...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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It's okay, Matt. Embrace your Lash addiction. It's good for you!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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