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Originally posted by MLLASH Lass:
NOW I have this insane urge to make guys BBQ and exotic dips during football games on Sunday, with frequnt presentation to them of beers in frosty mugs!
My hubby want's to know what you're doing over the weekend as there's a game on that he wants to watch and I'm going out for the day 
Legion Worlds Ten - the final chapter is here. Find out the ultimate fate of our fantastic future friends.Only found in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.
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'Binger!
Tell him: Now that I'm a woman and whatnot, that I see the answers to life's problems: MARRIAGE.
Tell him I'll make him the most exotic dips in the world with beer in the frostiest mugs in the galaxy if he marries me!!!
If he only chooses to date me, he gets only quasi-exotic dips and mostly-cold mugs....
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Legion Worlds Ten - the final chapter is here. Find out the ultimate fate of our fantastic future friends.Only found in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.
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Lash, Lash, Lash. Sorry, but you're just a damsel daytripper, emphasis on trip.
Where did you score that total crap Grandin? It's very obviously cut with stereotype!
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We're the stereo types around here.
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*tee hee*
I can honestly say that I have never before seen anything I've posted invoke a reference to the song JOLENE by Dolly Parton.
Well done, 'Binger!
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Originally posted by Triad Orange:
[b]We're the stereo types around here. [/b] Yeah!
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anytime LASHess
where's that boobie shaking gremlin thing when I need it?
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Originally posted by Triad Orange:
[b]We're the stereo types around here. [/b] Yeah!
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Originally posted by Triad Purple:
Lash, Lash, Lash. Sorry, but you're just a damsel daytripper, emphasis on trip.
Where did you score that total crap Grandin? It's very obviously cut with stereotype! Teeps! I swear to Valor I didn't want this!!!! I mean, I was just innocently getting it on with 7 or 8 hunky sentients the other night... I didn't know one of 'em was really a gender-reversed GIRL and was gonna infect me, too! *baWWWWWWl!* I'm ready to be a GUY again...! *sob!* I wanna stand up to pee!
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This is worse than when I accdentally retconned myself into a baby!
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I'm not even going to ask what that's supposed to mean.
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It's strange that the ones that can save you and Icey are both missing in action. Where are Rokk Steady and Italian Boy?
<Semi secretly fears that Rokk and Italian Boy may have secretly met in the forbidden zone of West Hollywood. He vows that if that is true, he will find a way to ensure that they never recieve the next Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue. Have they no loyalty? Semi hopes and prays he is wrong.> [/QB][/QUOTE]
okay, i admit it, rokk and i have been having clandestine encounters in the the forbidden zone of West Hollywood known as "Vaseline Alley" (yes, there is such a place). i admit this, because everybody should know the joy that rokk can bring! (i need another cigarette). please don't take my a&f catalogue away! that's like losing my membership card to the whole gay world! no! please semi, don't do it, have mercy. how about i show you "the Alley" and maybe give you a tour?
You have any Italian in you? You want some?
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after reading this thread, i have missy elliot's song "Pussy Don't Fail Me Now" stuck in my head.
I think you're a hottie, regardless if you're a male or a female. So tell me, do you play with your boobs all day? I think I would if I was gender reversed. I'd be feeling myself up constantly. Oh wait, I do that now. A lot.
You have any Italian in you? You want some?
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Now that you're a member of the superior sex, you can shave your head and come with my group of bald, buttheaded, hairy-pitted lesbians as we kick the crap out of the next group of men we see.
Yes, this is what I look like. Except they left out the buttcrack in my head.
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Originally posted by MLLASH Lass:
*choke!* Saturn Girl, you're a Godsend! Or a Wicca-send, or... I dunno, whatever sent you!
Anyhoo, I'm SO glad you offered to talk!
I've got this THING here, I dunoo how to describe it!
It's like, BEFORE I had this semi-twisted urge to get guys all hot & bothered and stuff, but NOW I have this insane urge to make guys BBQ and exotic dips during football games on Sunday, with frequnt presentation to them of beers in frosty mugs!
PLEASE advise, I'm at my wit's end!!!! This "female" stuff is SOOOO all-new and all-different!!! I must admit I have been far more lucky than most females, because Scott HATES watching sports. It totally bores him. His mind is geared to more technical and intellectual persuits I guess. Anyway, he's lower maintenance. He takes his BBQ in chip form, KC Masterpiece BBQ chips, and Dr. Pepper with lemon instead of beer. I do though mix exotic dips and bake cookies and prepare meals for our Dungeons and Dragons gatherings. I also like to fix tasty snacks for card parties. Have you hit the stage of womanhood where you hostess Tupperware parties, lingerie, candle, cooking, book, and scrapbook parties? Or wait, that might just be what it takes to reverse you back!!!  Just remember, we love you just the way you are, whatever that may be, whomever that may be, from moment to moment.  
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I certainly appreciate your unconditional love, Saturn Girl! It means so much to me! I wish some of the guys around here felt the same!
They act like they don't want me around anymore!!!
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Oh but we DO Lasher!!! It's just that we miss having Lasher around instead of Miss Li'l Lashless
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Originally posted by MLLASH Lass:
They act like they don't want me around anymore!!! It's not that we don't want you around MLLASH lass, I mean, as fat assed flat chested over emotional identity crisis suffering female friends go you've scraped into the top 1000, it's just that we miss LASH the MAN, y'know with the delightful l'il Lash attached.... I'm sure you'll understand
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NONE of you miss li'l Lash more than I! *sigh*
We used to hang out together all the time....
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*tee hee!*
Remember, like, that time when you got, y'know, wasted on BI-BEER? Even *I* got to, like, HANG with Lil' Lash THAT night!
*salatious hairflip*
Hello from Amber-- the Girlz (Britney/Karaoke Queen & Ashley/Dancing Queen) have, like, taken off!
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*tee hee!*
I'd forgotten all ABOUT the bi-beer! As I recall, you and li'l Lash got QUITE close that night... *sigh*
I miss him so!
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*reminicent giggle*
Like, *I* miss him too!
But, y'know, I kinda like you like THIS too, y'know? Kinda? But in, like, a DIFFERENT way?
(My sycology professor says I have "classic saffick sindrome", whatever THAT means...!)
Hello from Amber-- the Girlz (Britney/Karaoke Queen & Ashley/Dancing Queen) have, like, taken off!
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The stuff you can unearth here... I don't even remember getting turned into a girl!
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