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A: The Church of the Last SON
Q: Where did the SUN-Eater mistakingly go looking for what he thought would be his last supper?
A. Karate Kid's sash.
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A: Karate Kid's sash
Q: What did a drunken Val get knocked on after picking a fight with Superboy?
A: Blok's widdle piggies.
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A: Blok's widdle piggies.
Q: What is the hardest thing to stub?
A: Brainy's Lab
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A: Brainy's Lab
Q: Where should one probably not take X-Bomb Betty to run some tests on her powers?
A: The Gorilla Nebula
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A: The Gorilla Nebula
Q: Where did Brainy want to "examine" Lyle?
A: Andromeda's biggest assets
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A: Andromeda's biggest assets
Q: What did Laurel lose when Lar came back to claim his 1000 year old investments?
A: On Planet Koobar
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A: On Planet Koobar
Q: Where are things slightly better than on Planet Fubar?
A: It was Quislet, in the mess hall, with Umbra's metal, heat-resistant thong.
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A: It was Quislet, in the mess hall, with Umbra's metal, heat resistant thong.
Q: Who Killed Legion World Clue?
A: Because it's shaped exactly like M'onel's forehead.
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A: Because it's shaped exactly like M'onel's forehead.
Q: Why did an embarrased Umbra have to get rid of her L* belt?
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A: Because Ferro's hard *all* the time.
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A: Because Ferro's hard *all* the time.
Q: Why was Ferro voted the most popular Legionnaire of all time?
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A: Streaky
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A: Because Ferro's hard *all* the time.
Q: Why are Querl and Lyle in the middle of the biggest cat-fight ever?
A: Him again. He always wins at these Bgtzl Bingo things.
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Sorry, looks like Quislet beat me.
A. Streaky
Q. What did they want to nickname Ferro after looking at his dirty laundry?
A. Him again. He always wins at these Bgtzl Bingo things.
That should get us back on track.
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A. Him again. He always wins at these Bgtzl Bingo things.
Q: What did Apparition say when Frankie Avalon tried to join the Legion?
A: "Not with my Earthquake Beast you don't!"
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A: "Not with my Earthquake Beast you don't!"
Q: What did Tenzil Kem say to Chuck when he caught him using his Earthquake Beast to stir his chocolate milk?
A: Dr. Regulus' helmet.
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A: Dr. Regulus' helmet.
Q: It was shiny as a mirror and shaped like sperm, what was Dreamy's favorite accoutrement?
A: Smoochin at the Boom Tube.
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A: Smoochin at the Boom Tube.
Q: Name the song that Lyle is constantly humming.
A: But only if it's upside down during Klordny Week.
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A: But only if it's upside down during Klordny Week.
Q: The Official Legion Fan Club discussed a pinata shaped like Bouncing Boy... When and in what condition did they finally decided to display the pinata?
A: Atmos' Flaming Red Mohawk
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A: Atmos' Flaming Red Mohawk
Q: What was the only part of Atmos' body to remain visible after his invisibility disease spread from his armpits?
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A: Cub ate it
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A: Cub ate it
Q: What did Ultra Boy say when he lost his flight ring?
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A: the Computer Tyrant of Colu
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A: the Computer Tyrant of Colu
Q: Name one of the three mystery contestants that Danielle Foccarte had to choose from on "The Dating Game 2999"
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A: I said "Get me the headgear!" not "Get me the head, Gear!"
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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A: I said "Get me the headgear!" not "Get me the head, Gear!"
Q: Insect Queen, I did as you asked so why is Konk so upset?
A: Darkseid's minions.
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A: Darkseid's minions.
Q: What did Polecat say when Eyeful Ethel asked what her new dress made her look like?
A: Saturn Girl's hot pink bikini!
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A: Saturn Girl's hot pink bikini!
Q: What does Tenzil not have the "curves" for, but still insists on wearing while making margaritas for the Legion's annual beach party?
A: I guess Christmas came early on Sklar.
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Q: What did they say when Pamela Anderson
landed on Sklar?
A: And THAT'S how you lubricate Gear.
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A: And THAT'S how you lubricate Gear.
Q: What did Brainy say to Invisible Kid after pushing Gear into an oil pool?
A: It tastes like Proty!
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