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You and few others plan a nice little party...and here come the villains. I mean, one little wedding without Bad Bob and Vainglorious Vallou showing up, murdering the bride, poisoning the guests and skinning the preacher alive...is that too damn much to ask?
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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that wouldn't have happened in the Silver Age!
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Finding out your traditional native outfit is considered 'inappropriate attire' for being out in public. Buncha Puritans. My next costume is gonna be a hat with a buckle on it. *And nothing else!*
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accidentally stumbling across slash fanfic of you and... well, anyone, really
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just an Ice cream cone, but ohhhh no, here's Mr. Freeze bitchin, whinin and turning it to something below negative freezing. And then you want a hot ham and cheese...here's Swamp thing and Heat wave...shit, can't I just eat something without all the freaks coming outta the woodwork?
Please?
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those fake AI videos of me doing nasty things
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...those damn flyin' monkey dwarves. Flingin' flamin' flyin' poo! Can't keep a dry cleaner.
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Dust. They don't show it in the movies, but every time you fly close to the ground, or take off, or land, a ton of dust blows up and around and gets in your face and all over your suit. You know when is not a great time to be sneezing and wiping dust out of teary eyes? When you're trying to fly!
Also every picture the paparazzi post looks I'm in the middle of an ugly cry after getting showered in dirt, and / or making one of those inexplicable faces one makes mid-sneeze...
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... the need to keep up with fashion trends, but in a sustainable way, all while balancing my heroic headquarters budget
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