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If I knew anything about American sitcoms, I could respond to that

Miss T, it's all about getting Perry to argue with J. Jonah eventually in a comic book crossover!

And SoM...you're not missing much, except for lots of scary plots and Robin Williams being insane.

Let's see how sales of your GL do before we expand the line, SoM...

FUTURE!!! I love it! Gosh dang, the NEW DC kicks ASS!

Lash, the DC fans have spent years and years waiting for the moment. Don't you think it's time to introduce Zan and Jayna and GLEEK to the DCU?

Some other things I as a loyal reader would want to see:

*Flash with a big light-bulb shaped head

*an Arrowcar, Arrowcave and boxing glove arrows

*Seahorses big enough for Aquaman and Aquagirl to ride on

*Bizarro Comics!!!

*Green Lantern using more boxing gloves when fighting villains

*a Vertigo version of the Legion of Super Pets (think Cujo). It should be done all grim-n-gritty.

*Jerry Lewis and Bob Hope would be nice, but they might seem a bit dated. How about having Superman team up with Jerry Sienfeld (oh wait we've already seen that, never mind)

*For the girls we could have "The Adventures of Steve Trevor, Wonder Woman's Boyfriend"

*Have an issue of Batman where the Joker threatens to knock down Gotham City with a giant boxing glove.

*Prez! Sugar and Spike! Funny Animals!!!

All of your ideas are greenlighted, Lad Kid. Except the Joker one... he's dead and his ashes were rocketed into the sun. However, there's going to be a NEW chick Joker in town soon enough...


Hmmm... I need an editorial supervisor. I like your atttude. Want a job?

Ah, but the second title will have a very different tone, since - unlike the GnG series - it won't be humour-based and thus will reach a different audience. Ergo, sales of the one would bear little correlation in terms of buyers to sales of the other

I would love to supervise editorials for you, Lash.

More boxing gloves people!! The kids love the boxing gloves! I want a one shot featuring the Batmen of the World! And another one with the Green Arrows of different dimensions! And each title must feature talking apes at least once a year! BECAUSE I DEMANDED IT!!!!

Hmm, I hope I don't let the power go to my head.

How about talking apes with a French accent?

I plan on having Bats spend as much time in Europe as possible!

Lad Kid, Eryk, I see that my faith in you was not misplaced! Carry on!

The French-speaking apes are going to work for this evil toddler genius that I'm in the process of developing.

Hmm. I don't want another R.E.B.E.L.S. fiasco! You must do something unique with this evil toddler genius. Maybe give him a goatee.

He's going to be a monocle-wearing evil toddler genius from the European aristocracy. We'll see about the goatee.

And let's not forget the hilarious crossover where the mature ladies of the NewsGIRL Legion get suckered-in by husbands and allies into babysitting the evil brain tot.

...and the subsequent affair that results.

Hmm... what's Vicky Vale's current status, anyway?

It doesnt matter, USE her! If she's dead, throw her in a Lazarus Pit, STAT!

Vicky is as good as back, and as good as romantically involved then! Borrow her when you need her, Eryk!

I've got some giant Lois, Marella, and Iris stories to map out where they get captured by islanders...and let's not forget Jimmy Olsen's new sex-changing super-powers.

And you haven't lived until you witness the horror/confusion of...LOIS LANE RED and LOIS LANE BLUE.

I'm getting to the party late, but can I write Firestorm for MLLASH DC?

If anyone can do justice to a hero in big puffy yellow sleeves and a flaming head, I'd like to think it would be me.

Jeffy, the job is yours!

FUTURE, you are getting a HUGE raise! Your ideas for the Newsgirl Legion and Jimmy Olsen are inspired!

Long-term plans for Bruce include a stop in Africa where he meets the African goddess of love, Afro-dite.

Awesome plans, Eryk! Can we expect an Afro-dite and Bat-mite TEAM-UP down the line, then?

Lash, how many issues do you want the 'Girls Revolt' storyline to be? I'll need to borrow the whole of JLA for that one.

Eryk, you too have earned a big raise!

THE NEW DC bullet should be a head with a big round afro.

As long as it needs to be, Future.

Hmmm... the current JLA lineup includes B'Wana Beast, Bumblebee and Hornblower... are you SURE you want to use them? The Substitute Justice League is where you'll find Supes, Bats and the lot.

E-Gads, you're right, Lash! Glad to see an editor doing their job. A normal one would let me catch the flack for using the wrong team.

Teeds and I will have to sit down and talk over what Wonder Woman's role will be in the story.

Dare I spoil year two, where the Super Family Reunion...of HELL battles Iris and Linda in the kitchen?

An odd, but fascinating idea. I'll think it over.

He felt the same about poor Gnarrk.