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The only one open is that upstairs closet. And I don't think the cleaning 'bots have gotten that far yet... *shudder*
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Sorceress
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I said A COKE, not some coke. You damn pothead.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Wanderer
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 I was wondering if you'd catch that or not... 
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Sorceress
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You'd be so lucky if I decide to just slap you.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Wanderer
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Oh, you mean there's more than that...?
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Sorceress
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Yeah, I could hit you, kick you, stab you, hit you with chains...
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Wanderer
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Ooh yeah! You know I love it when you play rough... 
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How about if you stand on a chair and I tie a rope that's hanging from the ceiling around your neck.
Then I can kick the chair from under you.
Would you like that, babe.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Wanderer
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You know some people actually do get off on that sort of thing...
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Would you like it if I did, set the room on fire and left with your car.
Does that turn you on.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Wanderer
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You can take my Jeep, but ou have to take over the payments.
And the insurance.
And the repair bills.
And fill the tank with gas. Mid-grade or higher only please.
Oh, and your right front tire is getting a little low. Make sure you put some air in there.
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The Present is Past
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Don't forget that the leather seats need replacing and that the oil needs changing, Lou!
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I was just going to crash it and collect the insurance.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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*snicker*
Good luck there. Hope you've saved up enough to cover the deductible...
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Alright, I'll just drive it into your house and blow it up, that was when you get out of the noose, you'll get hit by the car, which will explode. Then you will have the deductible and be indebt with hospital bills.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Now that's anyone's idea of a bad day!
Ah well, I don't mind hospital food and I was looking towards buying a new house, and I'm already in debt up to my eyeballs, so hey, what's a little more, right?
Could you at least wait until after I get the Security Officer job? That way I'll be able to knock out a quick vanishing act during my hospital stay! Kill two birds with one stone!
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Allright, but as a trade-off (in her most demonic voice) NO SEX!!! HA HA HA!!!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Wanderer
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Ahhhhhh! You know its sweet little tiffs like this that let you know love is in the air Almost sound like your married there Loser 
Faithfull
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I'm too busy for marriage.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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The Present is Past
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College has to end eventually, KGZ! 
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Faraway Lad: <strong>Almost sound like your married there Loser No marriage for me either please. If I wanted to give away half of my money to somebody who doesn't really care about me I'd start paying taxes again!
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Ah, you can have sex, just not with me, I saw what you did with that girl.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Bold Flavors
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She won't be seeing much out of her right eye after it...
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Eww, that's disgusting. And the right eye's the best one.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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