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Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183160 09/29/10 06:55 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR ...have taken to heart our Vice President's stern instructions to "stop whining!" What a great guy! I can't wait to send his party all my money! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183161 09/29/10 07:46 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada ... called the UFC, and have arranged for Biden vs. Cheney at the next Pay per View.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183162 09/30/10 01:30 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR ...told him he can't plant me in his penthouse. I'm goin' back to my plow. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183163 09/30/10 01:42 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada have a pain-free ankle.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183164 09/30/10 01:54 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston ... worked out in the nude at my gym. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183165 09/30/10 07:32 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,247 The Underbelly of Society ...didn't have an annoying day at work at ALL! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183166 10/01/10 09:20 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... ...composed eleven waltzes for Twyla Tharp Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183167 10/08/10 04:14 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston ... was named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2010. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183168 10/12/10 03:43 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston ... announced my campaign for president in 2012. Donations welcome. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183169 10/12/10 07:14 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... ...started working on Quis' campaign speeches. Getting "nosferatu" into the economic platform stuff much easier than expected. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183170 10/13/10 09:05 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston ... fired Outdoor Miner as my speech writer for not being anti-tomato enough. Being Pro-tomato or Anti-tomato is the litmus test of my campaign. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183171 10/13/10 10:28 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,659 The Pyngwyn Colonies ...announced my candidacy for President on a pro-tomato, pro-lemur, pro-Nosferatu platform. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183172 10/13/10 11:31 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... ...became a fair and unbiased obverser of the Quiz campaign for Fox News. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183173 10/13/10 03:41 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley ...got an autographed picture of Bob Uruguay. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183174 10/13/10 04:06 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR ...proved my patriotism by purchasing a controlling interest in all of 2012's candidates for high office. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183175 10/13/10 04:58 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 ...watched a fair, unbiased and SHOCKING expose about Quislet, Esq. on Fox News. (he needs to release his birth certificate and PROVE he wasn't born in Uruguay!)

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183176 10/16/10 02:29 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,909 Alaska ActorLad Leader ActorLad Leader Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,909 Alaska ...went on an Epic Quest. ActorLad Friendly Neighborhood Performer Visit my official hangout ActorLad's Cool Luau over at the Mission Monitor Board!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183177 10/16/10 08:57 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... ...made the final decision on where I stood in the Ultimate Battle Between Good & Evil. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183178 10/17/10 04:37 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR ...threw my lot in with OM's team, in exchange for some Tastykake Krimpets and a new box of swivel knife blades. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183179 10/17/10 04:40 PM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario future king Wanderer future king Wanderer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,297 ontario ...finally saw the ghost of Elvis Presley at my local Wal-Mart.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183180 10/17/10 08:30 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... ...pefected my Elvis Presley Hologram Generator. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183181 10/17/10 11:14 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 ...went outside with my vampire buddies Tadd, Tobi and Dustin, where we sparkled gaily in the autumn sunlight.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183182 10/18/10 02:35 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer OP Time Trapper OP Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer ...posed for the new Statue of Liberty. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183183 10/18/10 02:40 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 ...bought the old Statue of Liberty and put it out in the garden next to my gnomes.

Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ... #183184 10/18/10 04:04 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston ... I composed a new poem. Give me your tired, your thirsty Your lethargic masses yearning to be more energetic, The unsatisfied customers of other coffee shops Send these, the upwardly mobile office working to me I lift my coffee pot beside the almond biscotto. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!