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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...knew there was no way the Chief would ever lie about something like that. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... questioned the state of a universe where sex and the Time Trapper were somehow connected!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...found this awesome new book at an online bookstore: Chief Lardy's Deluxe Guide To Getting & Keeping The Mate Of Your Dreams. Decided to send copies of same to everyone on my gift list!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...concocted a killer dessert and called it "Double Time Trapper".
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Wondered what the difference between a Double Time Trapper and a Rusty Venture is? 
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...got my hands on this book , too! (And without selling any of my organs! Yay!)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... went back in time and re-invented the snow tire but this time with nice rims already attached.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...had to dig snow out of the driveway as usual.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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...got to eat my lunch in peace for the first time in ages.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...ate Cobie's lunch as he soaked in the peace!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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...now hungry and relaxed, made my way down to Legion World's Red Light District.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...will have the team from Architectural Digest here to photograph the house and grounds.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... applied for Legion membership but was denied as my power is not a natural one but based on sugar intake.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...kicked the cats out till they got a job.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... started a business where cats were the dominating work force, for fear of them not being able to return to their homes (owned by tyrannical cat owners).
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... was visited by three ghosts who tried to show me the true meaning of Christmas.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Trap Timer
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Trap Timer
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...was about to commit suicide, but then my guardian angel showed me what the world would have been like had I never existed.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...got my spouse a gig proving in a court of law that this dude we met last week is really THE Kris Kringle.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Leader
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...trained my abominable snowman, Abominable Snowman, to sing and tap dance.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...learned the true meaning of Christmas from a friend while I was trying to direct a Christmas play. Then I went home to find out my dog had won first prize in the neighborhood lights and display contest.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...parlayed my horribly disfigured nose into a gig flying lead on some old guys sleigh once a year.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... got a job councelling on the Island of Misfit Toys.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...fed Herschel, Moishe, Shlomo, and the other livestock before heading off to my day job.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... got into a sword fight with Rush Limbaugh and at a crucial moment, he said "Quislet, I am your father!"
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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