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...bounced a check off my abs to show how it is not done.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Wanderer
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... threw out my paycheck
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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....enjoyed the wonderful, abundant sunshine today and never ONCE thought about Noah's ark.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...decided which LMBer to elope with by picking their name out of a hat.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... carried on a conversation in Latin
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...successfully installed and used Skype on the first try.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... went to bed at a reasonable hour.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...neither ran late for my office hour nor got frustrated by either the crowds for commencement or the obtuse/unclear campus gym policies.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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... discovered a new temple hidden in the jungles of Sri Lanka.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... joined a nudist colony.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Legionnaire!
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...ran a naked marathon in the jungles of Sri Lanka.
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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...filmed Jerry running a naked marathon in the jungles of Sri Lanka.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...ignored my tenants, Statler and Waldorf, when they grumbled that they'd seen detergents which left better film than that.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...killed someone who asked if I was "the liberrian".
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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. . . was killed by Rocky for asking if he was the Libyan.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... dug up He Who Wanders' body to perform unholy experiments on it
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
...killed someone who asked if I was "the liberrian". ...showed Rocky the names and addresses of several "facilitators" at local temp agencies, then asked him if he'd ever considered turning his hobby into a full time career.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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...planted a liberry bush in the backyard.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...celebrated my 18,281st post by discarding my resumes, my phone, and my computer, and cashing out the remains of my personal assets. Then I packed my bags, loaded the cats in carriers, and headed by mule to a quiet, comfortable cabin deep in the woods. There, I took up fishing, quilting, baking bread and playing the harmonica, and was never troubled by rude, arrogant, stupid people in the "civilized" world ever again.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...inscribed "RIP" here below cleome's last post.
[EDIT] Darn, it's actually at the top of the next page after cleome's last post. Sorry, dear cleome, wherever you are.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...took care of Cleome's "facilitators".
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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. . . was resurrected by Cleome's "facilitators" (whoever they are).
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...discovered through past-life regression that I am the reincarnation of Dorothy Kilgallen.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...went to the library (rather than google) to look up who Dorothy Kilgallen was.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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