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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Originally posted by cleome:
Candidates,
Could we temper CK's extremism by perhaps just publicly hanging a dead fish around the necks of offenders for a few days until they repent of all wrongdoing? Or would you consider that a waste of a perfectly good dead fish? It would be a waste. Said fish would better serve the public good in the form of sushi, gefilte fish or on the menu at your local Red Lobster, depending on one's inclinations.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
To each candidate:
Please discuss which bribes you will be offering and the relative worth of said bribes in credits please. Oh, and as far as bribes go, I believe what I have to offer can't be measured in credits. 
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How can I measure what you are offering?
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Originally posted by rickshaw1:
[b]To each candidate:
Please discuss which bribes you will be offering and the relative worth of said bribes in credits please. Ok, but is IT still measurable or is it off the scale?
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Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
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How can I measure what you are offering? Any way to can, and some things need to be measured in feet. 
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Originally posted by future king: Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: [b] Originally posted by rickshaw1:
[b]To each candidate:
Please discuss which bribes you will be offering and the relative worth of said bribes in credits please. Oh, and as far as bribes go, I believe what I have to offer can't be measured in credits. [/b] Off the scale, it never runs out.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
Candidates
How can I measure what you are offering? I think megaparsecs would be the best measure.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Originally posted by future king: Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: [b] Originally posted by rickshaw1:
[b]To each candidate:
Please discuss which bribes you will be offering and the relative worth of said bribes in credits please. Oh, and as far as bribes go, I believe what I have to offer can't be measured in credits. [/b] Please see my answer to Faraway's question above.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Candidates:
A cruiser leaves Legion World traveling at half the speed of light for 31 parsecs, while a second cruiser, departing a half an hour later, travels at one third the speed of light for half the distance. A third departs at the same time as the second, traveling in the opposite direction, but has a stopover at Nullport for one hour before continuing on for two times the distance of the first, but only at half the speed of the second. A fourth is delayed for repairs, departing two hours behind schedule, but offers the passengers a voucher for future travel, and a complimentary breakfast. My question is, what do you plan on doing about the trending depopulation of Legion World?
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Candidates, My son will be turning six this year. I am in need of people to dress as clowns and be physically pummeled, drink to excess and pass out while in said clown outfit, and then tossed into the canal out behind where my folks live. There will be little money involved, and pictures will be taken of you for internet humiliation purposes.
First one to volunteer not only gets my vote, but a freeopen bottle of beerused.
Whom will it be?
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
Candidates, My son will be turning six this year. I am in need of people to dress as clowns and be physically pummeled, drink to excess and pass out while in said clown outfit, and then tossed into the canal out behind where my folks live. There will be little money involved, and pictures will be taken of you for internet humiliation purposes.
First one to volunteer not only gets my vote, but a freeopen bottle of beerused.
Whom will it be? I volunteer my worthy opponent.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Originally posted by Exnihil:
Candidates:
A cruiser leaves Legion World traveling at half the speed of light for 31 parsecs, while a second cruiser, departing a half an hour later, travels at one third the speed of light for half the distance. A third departs at the same time as the second, traveling in the opposite direction, but has a stopover at Nullport for one hour before continuing on for two times the distance of the first, but only at half the speed of the second. A fourth is delayed for repairs, departing two hours behind schedule, but offers the passengers a voucher for future travel, and a complimentary breakfast. My question is, what do you plan on doing about the trending depopulation of Legion World? Tax incentive.
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Originally posted by rickshaw1:
[b]Candidates, My son will be turning six this year. I am in need of people to dress as clowns and be physically pummeled, drink to excess and pass out while in said clown outfit, and then tossed into the canal out behind where my folks live. There will be little money involved, and pictures will be taken of you for internet humiliation purposes.
First one to volunteer not only gets my vote, but a freeopen bottle of beerused.
Whom will it be? Having two kids myself, this actually sound relaxing. I'm in.
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Which of the candidates has a platform closest to Plato's Republic. I'm voting for that.
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Jeepers! Why haven't any serious candidates, like Thora, Mayavale, or Giant Robotic Lesbian declared their candidacies?
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Legion Worlders, I have nothing to hide. I was, in my foolish youth, associated with the radical feminist fringe on the planet Amotseme. I then spent several disollute years partying like there was no tomorrow in the Voiiach system, until I got my head together and went back to school for my degree in Psychotronics. Since then, I have worked tirelessly to bring a smile to the faces of anyone who needs an escape from mundane reality. The image below does indeed turn me on... ![[Linked Image]](http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5060/5423181767_c2f63b3f5d.jpg) ...because, again, I have nothing to hide. I am, to use the term coined by the great Sophie B. Hawkins, omnisexual and proud. And so I vow to uphold the egalitarian standards of Legion World while maintaining its GLBTQ-friendliness. Now, on to weightier topics, such as... Olives -- au naturale for me. Stone Age -- did you know that the great voice actor John Stephenson has played Mr. Slate for 50 years? Canada -- It may have given us Shania Twain, but it also gave us Joni Mitchell. Plato -- You say Plato, I say Aristotle. Let's call the whole thing off.
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Daffy Duck-- Sufferin' succatash!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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 It was Sylvester the Cat who said "Sufferin' succotash." And what exactly are you trying to say, Rick?
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Rick is hoping to become Legion World's Joe the Plumber.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Hey, if it makes him happy...
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Well, I had dun used "Yer Dithpicable"  And Daffy was funnier. Look, are you really expecting logic from me?... 
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Which of the candidates has a platform closest to Plato's Republic. I'm voting for that. I have placed a platform shoe on a copy of Plato's Republic. You can't get much closer than that!
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
Look, are you really expecting logic from me? No. Next question?
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Originally posted by rickshaw1: Well, I had dun used "Yer Dithpicable"
And Daffy was funnier. Look, are you really expecting logic from me?...
I'm thinking Loony Tunes logic is about all we can expect.
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Jeepers! Why haven't any serious candidates, like Thora, Mayavale, or Giant Robotic Lesbian declared their candidacies? They're obviously threatened...and they have not even seen who my running mate is.
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