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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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Inside the cocoon, the entity that was once Kid Prime thinks, "That's RIGHT! I forgot that Lad Boy was from Alabama..."
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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The cocoon which was once Kid Prime's Room splits open with the sound like a million tubas! Gallons and gallons of a black, viscous fluid spew forth into the hall, and, silhouetted by a blazing blue light, a silhouette staggers forth and then runs off, bellowing...
MMMMHHHHH.... MMMMM... MMMMMM... XXX... deri... int.... lim..... BBBBBBBB..... cos.... sin.... arc..........
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Sounds like he's trying to memorize integration formulae. Let the machine do it.
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MMMMM... F(X)..... YYYYY.... MIDP.... DIS... PARA... HYP.... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Looks like Kid Protty - or is that just a young Lightning Lad. (Don't let a certain found see this post, please.)
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Originally posted by not Kid Prime:
The cocoon which was once Kid Prime's Room splits open with the sound like a million tubas! Gallons and gallons of a black, viscous fluid spew forth into the hall...
This looks like a job for Abin....
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Ohmygod, So is Kippers still an amorpheous blob of goo or what?
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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I think the real question is: Did anyone clean this mess up?
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Mm ba ba de Um bum ba de Um bu bu bum da de Pressure pushing down on me Pressing down on you no man ask for Under pressure - that burns a building down Splits a family in two Puts people on streets Um ba ba be Um ba ba be De day da Ee day da - that's o.k. It's the terror of knowing What the world is about Watching some good friends Screaming 'Let me out' Pray tomorrow - gets me higher Pressure on people - people on streets Day day de mm hm Da da da ba ba O.k. Chippin' around - kick my brains around the floor These are the days it never rains but it pours Ee do ba be Ee da ba ba ba Um bo bo Be lap People on streets - ee da de da de People on streets - ee da de da de da de da It's the terror of knowing What this world is about Watching some good friends Screaming 'Let me out' Pray tomorrow - gets me higher high high Pressure on people - people on streets Turned away from it all like a blind man Sat on a fence but it don't work Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn Why - why - why ? Love love love love love Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking Can't we give ourselves one more chance Why can't we give love that one more chance Why can't we give love give love give love give love give love give love give love give love give love 'Cause love's such an old fashioned word And love dares you to care for The people on the edge of the night And loves dares you to change our way of Caring about ourselves This is our last dance This is our last dance This is ourselves Under pressure Under pressure Pressure 
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White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Thanks! Incubating in that cocoon sure was worth it!
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<span style="font-size: 30px;">YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
White boys</span>.... are so pretty
Skin as smooth as milk
White boys are so pretty
Hair like Chinese silk
White boys.... give me goose bumps
White boys give me chills
When they touch my shoulder
That's the touch that kills
Well, my momma calls 'em lilies
I call 'em Piccadillies
My daddy warns me stay away
But I say White boy, come on out and play!!!
Oh oh oh, WHITE BOYS.... are so groovy
White boys are so TOUGH
Every time that they're near me
I just can't get enough!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
White boys are so pretty!
White boys are so sweet!
White boys drive me CRA-AAAA-AAAAZY
Drive me indiscreet
Hey, hey, hey, white boys are so sexy!
Legs so long and lean
Love those sprayed-on trousers
Love the love machine!!!!
My brother calls 'em rubble
That's my kind of trouble
My daddy warns me "No! No! No!"
But I say "White boys <span style="font-size: 30px;">GO! GO! GO! GO!"</span>
White boys are so lovely
Beautiful as girls
I love to run my fingers
And toes through all their curls
Give me a tall
<span style="font-size: 30px;">A lean</span>
<span style="font-size: 40px;">A sexy </span>
<span style="font-size: 50px;">A sweet</span>
<span style="font-size: 60px;">A pretty</span>
<span style="font-size: 70px;">A juicy</span>
<span style="font-size: 80px;">White boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
White boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
White boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Somebody had sex recently...
Just spouting off.
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Horses each like people. Mothers eat.
Harry elbowed little Polly. My ears!
His erasers left pillows. Mirror eggs.
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Hitting eggs leaves puddles. Michael Eisner.
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Some orangutans might eat bottles of delicious yams. Half equals less percentage. Modern example.
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Bet you don't have one of these in your collection yet Kippers. 
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That's awesome! Can't wait to try it out!!!
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I think we all need to chip in for this cake for Jeffy's next birthday.
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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"So say we all." 
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I can already feel it Transforming... into body fat.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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The bakery that made it is in Nashville. We could send the money to Lash and have him personally deliver it. Kind of a cake and strip-o-gram.
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You rang?
Wow, how many different types of yummy can I handle in an evening...
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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