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aliens landed and took over the Accounting Department.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Trap Timer
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That explains why all the funds got up and walked away.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... Hollywood called for the movie rights.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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... the dog ate the crayons and the baby drank from the toilet.
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...Melody Sue came by and took the keys to your truck.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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... somebody else came in
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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...your house/apartment/residence got rebooted and there is now a Taco Bell where you used to live.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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As long as they serve chalupas, what the heck.
Oh, and the UPS guy brought a big box labeled "ExtenZe."
Long Live all them Legions!
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strange but not a stranger
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... Kent ate all the strawberries from the fruit platter.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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the eagle decided NOT to land.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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...cleome came by and borrowed your theremin, ukulele and marimba. She also wanted to know if you'd like a "Tom Jones Touched My Panties!" t-shirt.
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...dingoes ate your baby.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...fourteen horses, ten goats, seven giraffes, six zebras, four elephants, three cocker spaniels, two flying lemurs and a wildebeest came by.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...I redecorated your office. Isn't the bright pink and yellow energizing?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...I saw dead people. 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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of the closet, you had a mad affair with Lance Bass ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... I answered this investment opportunity from Nigeria for you.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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... I sold the house and invested the money in GM.
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I took a nap. You never stop talking when you're here!
Long Live all them Legions!
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Your grandson called. The one from 2082. He's invented time travel.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...my manboobs became sentient!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...lent Lardy that cute li'l "foundation garment" with the pink satin bows and the frothy peach lace. You never wear it anymore.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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... George Perez, Steve Lightle, Arthur Adams, and Barry Kitson stopped by and gave sketches away to everyone here.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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