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CREEPTASTIC!!!

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Those boys look like they've just seen my naked 85-year old uncle in the tub.

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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
He seems to be a hit with the ladies!

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I am *SO* SURE those hot chicks would give that dipwad the time of day. I mean, have you SEEN the dudes in Israel? I have... on certain sites... that shall remain nameless...

And Fruit-face McSuckypuns there doesn't stand a CHANCE.


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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Read Fruitman\'s first appearance!
I would, but I am afraid it would drive me into a dangerous berserker rage.


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Okay, I am going to try to read it... you have all been warned...


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There is an old expression... "If you're going through hell, keep going"... such is what I had to do while reading that FRUITMAN story. Join me, if you will, while I pull back the curtain just a bit and expose you to pure evil:


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Serial killer face much, Fruitman?


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A lemon, indeed. Because this story sucks.


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the story ends with a glimmer of hope-- then dashes the hope under the cloven hoof of the devil himself...


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I may faint...


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I can't control the urge to lock Fruitman in a locker and take his lunch money!

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He holds no a-peel for me. *titter*


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He sure likes spraying his juice in that big dude's eyes... lol


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Reading that is quite the ex-pear-ience!

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"I hope I can orange to get in the proper window! yuk yuk."

I don't understand what that means. shake

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Orange you glad he didn't say banana? *slaps self*


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*gasping for air after LMAO*

This might just be the funniest thread on Legion World...or anywhere!


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This thread has borne unexpected Fruitman!

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*GLARES*


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Don't glare, eat a pear.


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When threads give you lemons...

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Would Fruitman come up with a novel way to prune a tree? hmmm


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I may faint again...


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Well, I wasn't very well going to post the *good* version of that song in *this* thread! wink


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*gasping for air after LMAO*

This might just be the funniest thread on Legion World...or anywhere!
Poor ol' Ester. Even his Secret Lives are comical fodder.

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