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<Looks around>
Maybe this place could reopen... The place always did have possibilities...
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(breaks out the cleaning supplies)
We'll have this place sorted out and open for business in a jiffy!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Kent, thanks! I could us the help here! Dust bunnies are nasty little beasts!
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<strike>Think of the appetizers they'll make.</strike>
I mean -- we'll just sweep them up and nicely ask Abin to vaporize them. Yeah, that's it.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Heh. Where is that lovely Gigantic Robot Lesbian? SHe could have this placed cleaned up in a jiffy!
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She's been a permanent poolside resident of SHAKES lately, although she did some off-camera partying on St Paddy's.
We realized she's Irish, so she's actually GIRL, not GRL.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Ah well, I don't want to interrupt her peaceful slumber.I like a little hard work...
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I volunteer my services as morning cook. I make a delicious farmer's omelet, and my idea of a threesome is me, Aunt Jemima, and Mrs. Butterworth!  Yummy!
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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Glad the Beacon is open again. Where in the 83 pages is the description of the place? May I have a table please?
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Seeing as this is *the* spot to be seen in the LW social scene, I shall definately be having dinner here often. And hopefully with a certain Princess...
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Just give me five minutes notice and you'll have the best seat in the house...
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I could murder for a nice steak au poivre with grilled asparagus and mashed potatoes with a hint od garlic and apple.
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Thanks!
Care to join me? Your portins are waay too large.
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[appears]
Ah, yes...I would like to make a reservation for next Thursday evening......
[host writes his information down]
[disappears after finalizing]
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[a chip is delivered to a reserved table]
[from the chip emerges a holographic image of the Lard Lad Robot]
[the image 'sits' and waits]
[thinks]I don't know how she will react to this. I was dutybound to accompany my friends on The Path, but I didn't want to cancel. So I compromised by having this holographic projector delivered. I'm here but not here at the same time.
[looks around nervously]
I hope she doesn't...how do they say..."Stand me up"?
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[checks internal chronometer]
I should not be so anxious. I am early.
[sees waiter]
Waiter! One lubrihol, please!
[waiter nods and goes to bar]
[checks internal chronometer again]
She will be here...
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[twiddles holographic thumbs, checks chronometer]
Still no sign...
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Lard-bot, get your real butt over here right now, or I'm outta here.
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So I'm a couple of par-secs late. I had to ensure that my virtue protocol was intact. Can't be acting inappropriately on my very first date.
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Waiter, dear, may I have a gin and tonic?
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Oh, who's paying? Um, I think it's Lard-bot. You know him right?
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[startled]
Yes, I've paid in advance.
I apologize, Miss Babette...but I am away on a mission of dire importance. But I am here in every way but physically. I wish to get to know you better...but I didn't want to let my friends down in their time of need either.
Please, Miss Bab-...please Babette, do not leave. Is not the purpose of this rendezvous to get to know each other better?
At least with my physical body not present, you know my intentions are sincere, yes?
Please...will you stay?
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