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Barcardi Boy- Power of super drunk hiccups!

Fashion Victim

STD-Immune Sally

Faux Pa- he's not really a dad. But he plays one on tha holovids.

Slattern Girl.

Bi-Polar Boy.

Writer's Blok.

Attention Defic- oh look at the pretty flower Lad

Listless Lad - able to lower his personal metabolism to the point where he can barely get off the couch.

Portfolio Boy - Able to render Liefeldian anatomy while defying all laws of perspective.

Obama Boy - Able to spend money faster than R.J. Brande can make it.

Phantom-of-the-Opera Girl - Able to chew scenery like nobody's business!

Banya Boy - Unable to defeat any hero except Leeta 87!

Ambivilance Boy - He probably has a power. I guess. I dunno. Who cares?

Grammar Girl - Able to make sure that when the villain reveals his secret, nefarious plans, he does so in proper grammatical fashion.

Romney Lad- as the Orange Lantern of the 31st Century, he was rejected because his power comes from a vice device.

Brainy Smurf Five

Colossal Jerk

Out-of-his-Element Lad

Shadow-of-her-former-self Lass

AOL Dial-Up Lad

Costco Kid

Chic-A-Fillio

That Guy

This Guy

That Other Guy

And That Guy

Refractory Lad - he's hot stuff for about 15 minutes, but then he has to take a little nap. (He may be related to Gazelle, from the Threeboot...)

The Every 10 Seconds Monster - Unstuck in spacetime, he can teleport, but when he does, he disappears for 10 seconds before reappearing, and he teleports involuntarily every 11 seconds.

Chameleon Kid - can change the color of his own skin, cling to walls, move his eyes independently and extend his sticky tongue (which is strong enough that he can hang from it) up to 12 ft.

Phoenix Girl - when she dies by any means, her body bursts into flames and is reborn as an infant a moment later.

Sally Schnozz - with the nose of a bloodhound (and a face to match...), Sally's prodigious super-sniffer wasn't enough to earn her a Flight Nose-Ring.

Phil 'Er Up - Phils mysterious power to top off any liquid-bearing container got him invited to the Legion Tryouts After Party, but not the Legion itself.

Incontinence Lad - with a gesture this young applicant was able to afflict everyone in the room with something he called 'green apple splatters.' He was not invited back.

Jingle Belle - with the power to sing rhymes and ditties that stick in the head of anyone who hears them, haunting their dreams and slowly driving them mad, Ms. Belle was not only sent home, but also billed for the telepathic therapy required to remove her infectious lyrics from her judges.

HellZ'Ah Pop Ben- Ben Brogga is from planet Heyall. he has the ability to open a portal to HELL for twenty seconds. Problem is, it keeps opening up in Beelzebub's bathroom.

Braun Helda- Helda's a lady with large pipes that can create sonic booms. Not really much for singing, but man, here come da BOOOOOOOM!