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EMERGENCY!
Teeds, Cramey-- it looks like I might be a chick for a while, HELP! Do you guys have, like, an instruction manual or something? Like, What does THIS thing do...?
Arachne? Umber? Gossamer...?
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Lass Lash, you're obviously in deep. The only one that can help you is your true unrequitted love, and I don't mean Ultra Matt. I mean Rokk Steady. Where is he?
It's strange that the ones that can save you and Icey are both missing in action. Where are Rokk Steady and Italian Boy?
<Semi secretly fears that Rokk and Italian Boy may have secretly met in the forbidden zone of West Hollywood. He vows that if that is true, he will find a way to ensure that they never recieve the next Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue. Have they no loyalty? Semi hopes and prays he is wrong.>
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Sem, Sem, Sem-- there's thing unrequited between Rokky and I. ;-D
Of course, that may be different now that I have boobs and a hoo-hoo.
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Originally posted by MLLASH Lass:
Sem, Sem, Sem-- there's thing unrequited between Rokky and I. ;-D
Of course, that may be different now that I have boobs and a hoo-hoo. Lash, your boobs have compromised your command of the English language. Get a grip man-woman.
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Oh, Lash. The instructions are the same whether the gender of a sentient is male, female, both, neither, or other: It won't fit if you force it.'Nuff said! 
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*sigh* I USED to be able to get a grip... on li'l Lash. Now all I have are these breasts to grab.
I feel like I've lost my best friend!
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Originally posted by MLLASH Lass:
Do you guys have, like, an instruction manual or something? Like, What does THIS thing do...?
<wonders if she should mention the Pussy Survival Guide she's been writing>
*meow*
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Originally posted by MLLASH Lass:
*sigh* I USED to be able to get a grip... on li'l Lash. Now all I have are these breasts to grab.
I feel like I've lost my best friend! Damn, the things I'll do for a friend. Lash, get a grip on "this". Remember now, honey?
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Hi Ms. Mllash! You look cute!!! The Night Girl outfit was a good call!!
Let's go to the spa this weekend!!
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Originally posted by Triad Purple: Oh, Lash. The instructions are the same whether the gender of a sentient is male, female, both, neither, or other:
It won't fit if you force it.
'Nuff said! So you're saying it's some sort of storage tesseract? What do you girls keep in it?
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Originally posted by The Mighty Quinn M.:
Hi Ms. Mllash! You look [b]cute!!! The Night Girl outfit was a good call!!
Let's go to the spa this weekend!! [/b] Hey Quinny-pie. Thanks for the compliments, but I liked it better when I didn't HAVE to wear a shirt... I think this double-standard is stupid! Spa sounds kewl... I suddenly have this weird desire to have a pedicure...
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Originally posted by MLLASH Lass:
[b] *sigh* I USED to be able to get a grip... on li'l Lash. Now all I have are these breasts to grab.
I feel like I've lost my best friend! Well YEAH but it's still not the same as grabbing my own....
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Triad, HELP!!!!! I tried storing some nail polish in the tesseract 'cause I figured that was where you gals kept your makeup. Now I can't find it!!!!
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Well I for one strongly believe that everyone can benefit from spa visits, both guys and girls. C'mon guys, trust me!!!
Maybe you can help pass the word after the reversal germs wear off (but before the nailpolish does)!
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I am referring to the nailpolish on your toes.
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Originally posted by MLLASH Lass: Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: [b] Originally posted by MLLASH Lass:
[b] *sigh* I USED to be able to get a grip... on li'l Lash. Now all I have are these breasts to grab.
I feel like I've lost my best friend! Damn, the things I'll do for a friend. Lash, get a grip on "this". Remember now, honey? [/b] Well I know that, sweets, you can't close your hand as much -- but all that aside, if you really believe, and I mean really believe, you'll find that all this boobs/unmentionable is just in your mind. You still have your original equipment. Get a grip.
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Stop yelling at me, Sem!!!!! *hysterical sobbing!*
Oh no... I'm getting... EMOTIONAL!!!!
NoooooOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!
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I have the perfect codename for you: Kelly Girl!!
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*sigh*
Well, it's not gonna do me any good to sit around here and get yelled at by Sem and stuff.
Guess I'll go hit the club for a bit... Hmmmmm... maybe I'll go to the STRAIGHT club... *devious grin*
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Originally posted by MLLASH Lass:
Stop yelling at me, Sem!!!!! *hysterical sobbing!*
Oh no... I'm getting... EMOTIONAL!!!!
NoooooOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!! Where's Nicholas Cage to give you a big old slappin' when you really need him. Lash, your hormones are all out of whack. I wans't yelling at you (and I've got witnesses). You are distraught because of our new-found pussy-problem. I hear Valor went through that very same thing for an undocumented 343 years in the Phantom Zone. It's not spoken of, and I only bring it up for inspiration. If he can get over it and seed worlds, you can surely get over it and seed ... well probably a dozen Legion World members. (My modesty and fear of retaliation, prevents me from naming names.)
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The things I miss. Work sucks.
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Should I tell the spa to expect one more?
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Lashie, I'm feeling a little hurt that I wasn't asked for advice on girlie things. I've had them for 43 years, "and by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular!" So, don't hold back, if you get all upset again, ask me anything you want to know! 
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*choke!* Saturn Girl, you're a Godsend! Or a Wicca-send, or... I dunno, whatever sent you!
Anyhoo, I'm SO glad you offered to talk!
I've got this THING here, I dunoo how to describe it!
It's like, BEFORE I had this semi-twisted urge to get guys all hot & bothered and stuff, but NOW I have this insane urge to make guys BBQ and exotic dips during football games on Sunday, with frequnt presentation to them of beers in frosty mugs!
PLEASE advise, I'm at my wit's end!!!! This "female" stuff is SOOOO all-new and all-different!!!
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