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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
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Wanna' play checkers? I'll let you do all the jumping.
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Let me show you my waterbed. It's full of REAL WATER!
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Leader
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Baby, the only way you could get any hotter is if I took this cigarette and shoved it in your ear.
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Time Trapper
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This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Here's one that works when the ladies use it, but when the guys do... not so much:
"Have you noticed my gigantic boobs?" Hey, now... It got Lardie married! 
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Time Trapper
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I still think a shotgun must have been involved....
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Can I try a few pick up lines on you?
*give some good ones and some lame ones*
OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Originally posted by Pov: Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
[b]Here's one that works when the ladies use it, but when the guys do... not so much:
"Have you noticed my gigantic boobs?" My gigantic boobs got me married?!?! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Yeah, I'm holding all the cards. Be nice to me and I might let you shuffle the deck.
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I never kiss on the first date, so let's just skip to the other stuff, okay?
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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You want me to give you the roofie now or later?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Time Trapper
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Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Originally posted by dedman:
Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.  I may have to masquerade as a single person just so I can try this one out...
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
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My grinder's got a brand-new disc, but it needs a man/woman/sentient with good tight grip. So how about it?
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Wanderer
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What did the movie theatre say to audience as the film was almost over?
I'm going to climax.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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Only you can ensure that my Hot Pocket is hot enough.
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Leader
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You're pretty...like my mom.
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I do a great Donald Duck impersonation! Let me don this sailor shirt and hat and take off my pants!
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