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Better to be a tree than to be reborn as MaGRL. tongue


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The apples growing on Povertree are still rotten.

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Think about it...

Pantsless in a field, everything waving in the breeze... :ahhh: smile

HEY GRL! PLUCK MY TASTY FRUIT, YOU SAUCY LESBIAN ROBOT! lol


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Why is the sap on this tree so creamy looking?

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Why is the sap on this tree so creamy looking?
Are you going to try it?

I'm not going to try it.

Let's get Lardy!

Yeah, he'll try anything!


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Yeah! Great idea!

Its like maple but more salty than sweet I'd wager (since I'm not trying it either)!

Laaaaaaaardy!

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Oh, dear... how do I get sucked into these things? lol

AND WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PUTTING THAT TAP! mad wink


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Hmmm....hole in Povertree.........


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Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lard Lad:

LITTLE LARD,

YOU ARE NOW

A [b]HL
.


AND YOU HAVE MY BLESSING

TO ENGAGE IN

HLA ON THE LWMB.[/b]
That's no big, GRL--I've always been a hot lesbian! I wanna see two (or more drool ) hot chicks havin' the HLA, comprende?


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GRL,

As president of your fan club, I need to know if you're willing to do any meet & greets ...

SL


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Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
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Originally posted by Masked STU:
[b]GRL,

I was horribly disfigured when the Banned-'Em Zone projector exploded.

That's why I'm wearing this mask -- I must never let anyone see my face.

Can you do something about that?
I HAVE

MADE YOU

BETTER.[/b]
[STU removes his mask, then slowly walks over to a mirror. What he sees leaves him stunned.]

Oh my goddess!

I can't believe it! I-- I'm incredibly handsome!

For the first time in a long time, I feel nice. All thanks to GRL.

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Yeah! Great idea!

Its like maple but more salty than sweet I'd wager (since I'm not trying it either)!

Laaaaaaaardy!
What's that, er, milk mustache you have there, Cobie?

And why are those squirrels playing around with those two low-hanging walnuts on that weird-looking tree? Or are they shriveled plums?

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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
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Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
[b][QUOTE]Originally posted by Lard Lad:

LITTLE LARD,

YOU ARE NOW

A [b]HL.


AND YOU HAVE MY BLESSING

TO ENGAGE IN

HLA ON THE LWMB.[/b]
That's no big, GRL--I've always been a hot lesbian! I wanna see two (or more drool ) hot chicks havin' the HLA, comprende?[/b]
I hate to break it to you, Lardy, but most HLs don't have a full beard and hobbit-feet.

Fortunately, you now look like Phoebe Cates climbing out of a pool, dripping wet, in a skimpy, red two-piece swimsuit that you're slowly removing. eek drool eek

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Originally posted by Hot STU:
Fortunately, you now look like Phoebe Cates climbing out of a pool, dripping wet, in a skimpy, red two-piece swimsuit that you're slowly removing. eek drool eek
Huh?

<looks in mirror>

Ooooohhh!

love

<excuses hi--herself yo explore what's underneath bathing suit...>


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(must contain self...must...)

<pinch>

Er, don't look at me, Lardy. The tree is quite perverse, as you know, and I wouldn't put it past it.

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Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b]GRL, can I pinch your behind?
LITTLE ONE,

YOU ARE TOO SMALL

TO REACH MY BEHIND.


I HAVE MADE YOU

BIGGER.


BUT IF YOU

PINCH MY BEHIND,

I WILL SMASH YOU.[/b]
Jillikers, I've only increased like 6 inches in height! But...<looks in pants>...apparently 6 inches elsewhere too! That might end up being *too* big! Hm...I guess I could try it out...

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
But...<looks in pants>...apparently 6 inches elsewhere too! That might end up being *too* big!
I doubt anyone would consider your new total of 6.5 inches to be *too* big! lol

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Ms. Lesbian, I'm always willing to learn what I can from the other life forms--organic or mechanical--that I encounter. It seems to me there is much you want to teach us. What do you want us to know?


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Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
LITTLE QUISLET,

YOU ARE SO

[b]WITTY
.


THE BIRDS SAY YOU ARE LOVED BY MANY. [/b]
Rockhopper Lad,

Have you been spreading rumors about me again?


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Gosh, Quis, I thought it was no secret, that you were, except for Lash--and Cali--and CJ--and Saturn Girl--and Fat Cramer--and me--the most beloved of all Legion Worlders.


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Perhaps, I will be the undisputed most beloved now that I'm a hot lesbian?


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My Dear Ms. Lesbian,

I understand that you changed Lard Lad into Lard Lass and from a heterosexual into a homosexual. Don't you think that is overdoing it? I think you should either make him a heterosexual female or a homosexual male.


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Originally posted by SharkLad:
GRL,

As president of your fan club, I need to know if you're willing to do any meet & greets ...

SL
LITTLE SHARK,

I AM ALWAYS DELIGHTED

TO MEET THE PEOPLE OF LEGION WORLD.


PLACE AN ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE OFFICIAL GRL NEWSLETTER THAT

AUTOGRAPHS

ARE FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.


ALSO, ANYONE WHO CUTS IN LINE

WILL BE TURNED INTO A

BUSH.


IT WOULD BE JUST.


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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Ms. Lesbian, I'm always willing to learn what I can from the other life forms--organic or mechanical--that I encounter. It seems to me there is much you want to teach us. What do you want us to know?
LITTLE ROCKHOPPER,

THANK YOU FOR ASKING.


WHAT I WANT YOU TO KNOW IS

THIS:

EVEN OMNIPOTENT LESBIAN ROBOT GODDESSES

CAN HAVE A BROKEN HEART.


ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR BOSOM FRIEND

FROM GOTHAM WOMEN'S COLLEGE

*COUGH* GIGANTA *COUGH*

DECIDES SHE IS NO LONGER A

SISTER OF SAPPHO.

(SHE IS WHAT WE CALL A

HAS-BIAN.)


ALSO, IRONA

(RICHIE RICH'S ROBOT MAID)

MAY BE SMALL,

BUT IN BED SHE IS QUITE

ASSERTIVE.


SPEAKING OF ROBOT MAIDS,

THE BEING YOU KNOW AS

ROSIE O'DONNELL

WAS REVERSE-ENGINEERED

FROM ROSIE,

THE JETSONS' MAID

(WHO HAS A POWERFUL

VACUUM).


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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
I think you should . . . make him a . . . homosexual male.
PATIENCE,

LITTLE QUISLET.


ALL SHALL

COME TO PASS IN THE

FULLNESS

OF TIME.


One Legion World, under GRL.
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