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GRL, I can't help but feel that if Lard Lass and Poverty Lad fell in love, given Lard Lad's new state, that they would live a life of happiness and bliss.

Can't you use your giant robotic lesbian powers of cupid and make it so?

Meanwhile, I'll go find a female citizen of Legion World and try out your 'gift'.

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<Bubblebutted monkey throws fruit from the PoverTree. And some poo for good measure>


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Ms. Lesbian, I'm so sorry to hear about your broken heart. I know that pain and it's not pleasant. {Pats GRL's ankle} Please know that you have friends here who care about you.


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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
GRL, I can't help but feel that if Lard Lass and Poverty Lad fell in love, given Lard Lad's new state, that they would live a life of happiness and bliss.

Can't you use your giant robotic lesbian powers of cupid and make it so?
Well, it's not often you see a smokin' hot lesbian who was once a lardy man fall in love with a perverted tree -- but I guess if it's going to happen anywhere, it might as well be LW! eek

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GRL,

Now when you say turned into a "bush," do you mean the burning kind or the, well, burning kind?

I'll have the GRL newsletter at the printer by Friday, including that interview with Lindsay Lohan.

SL


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Would that be on Freaky Friday? hmmm


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What?! Lindsay "Parent Trap" Lohan? Really??

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Apparently, she's rumored to be dating Samantha Ronson...


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They are just "friends".


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With benefits? hmmm


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Aren't we all "friends"?

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Joey and Chandler were "friends".


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Monica was the beard.


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GRL!

I'm having heterosexual female feelings--<span style="font-size: 25px;">SAVE ME!!!!</span>

PLEASE, either make me a full-blown lesbian, or turn me back to the way I was!!!!!

Lard Lass
<flashing boobs in despair>


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No, GRL!

I implore you -- don't do it!

Do you really want to waste such a luscious-looking avatar as the one Lard Lass has right now??

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GRL,

If you won't make me my old self again, make us BOTH (STU and I) hot lesbians, so that, together, we can put Stanley Steemer out of business!!!

<pleading boob flash>


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Stanley or Cleveland? hmmm


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Originally posted by SharkLad:
Now when you say turned into a "bush," do you mean the burning kind or they, well, burning kind?
YES.


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Originally posted by Lard Lass:
GRL!

I'm having heterosexual female feelings--<span style="font-size: 25px;">SAVE ME!!!!</span>

[b]PLEASE
, either make me a full-blown lesbian, or turn me back to the way I was!!!!!

Lard Lass
<flashing boobs in despair>[/b]
LITTLE LARD,

I HEAR YOUR HEARTFELT

PLEA FOR ASSISTANCE.


(AND THANK YOU FOR THAT BOOB FLASH.)


YOU WISH TO EMBRACE

YOUR NEW-FOUND ATTRACTION TOWARD MEN,

YET YOU ALSO TIRE OF YOUR

FEMALE BODY.


I WILL MAKE IT

BETTER.


LITTLE LARD,

YOU ARE NOW A

GAY MAN.


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(Great, now when he admires my amazingly handsome features, he'll get mad at me for another reason when he becomes hetero again).

GRL, are Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Robinson friends in the same way Pov and Stu are?

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Originally posted by Hot STU:
No, GRL!

I implore you -- don't do it!

Do you really want to waste such a luscious-looking avatar as the one Lard Lass has right now??
LITTLE STU,

I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE QUITE

APPRECIATIVE

OF YOUR NEW-FOUND

HOTNESS.


YET, YOU ALSO LAMENT

LEGION WORLD'S LOSS OF SUCH A

LUSCIOUS-LOOKING

FEMALE.


I FEEL YOUR

PAIN.


I WILL MAKE THINGS

BETTER.


LITTLE STU,

YOU ARE NOW A

HOT WOMAN.


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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
. . . when he becomes hetero again.
LITTLE COBALT,

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT

LARD LAD'S CHANGE

IS NOT

PERMANENT?

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
GRL, are Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Robinson friends in the same way Pov and Stu are?
LINDSAY AND SAMANTHA ARE FRIENDS

IN THE SAME WAY

YOU AND

DOLLY THE SHEEP

ARE FRIENDS.


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Okay, but which one came with a dowry from Fat Cramer? (re: mint jelly)

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THEY BOTH HAVE

JELLY.


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GRL,

Er...can I just be a woman again? I'll deal with whatever consequences may come. (and I miss the boobs).

LL


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