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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Time Trapper
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Coipel's Tharok was kinda sexy!
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Deputy
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Deputy
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Computo technolgy downloaded into his mainframe, so he can hook up on chat lines.
I tried to rip their soul out.I tried to make them forget Superman. But they won't.
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Tharok may have been quite the stud before his accident. He certainly had the legs for it. He was totally rocking those short shorts and still wore them on his human half.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Top hat - any man looks good in a top hat...
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Bold Flavors
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Cobie says Tatoo Cobie says Tatoo
Tatoo, Tatoo Tatoo, Tatoo
Let's call the whole thing off
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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And come to think of it, Tharok should totally don a tux, purchase a piano, and become a boite singer a la the great Bobby Short!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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All Violent Cyborg Dating Sites!
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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He's just been looking for love in all the wrong places ...
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Space Fatigue Survivor
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Space Fatigue Survivor
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Armor All (for that "new car" aroma the chicks dig)
Celebrating 10+ years of Legion Worldness
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Time Trapper
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Maybe he should state which way "IT" was hanging when he was divided into cyborg and human halves.
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Time Trapper
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Replace his robot half with a probe half ... Is artificial blue skin less creepy than robot parts?
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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... by not being a member of a murderous terrorist organization alongside people who call themselves "Empress", carry axes, destroy planets, or are screaming lightning blasting giants.
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Originally posted by lowercase mllash: bionic penis How awful!!!
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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Learn to listen. And make lots of eye contact. With his non-mechanical eye.
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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Originally posted by lowercase mllash: Originally posted by lowercase mllash: [b]bionic penis How awful!!! [/b]Maybe it's detachable!
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Have him speak in an Arnold Schwarzenegger-sounding accent.
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Tempus Fugitive
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Tempus Fugitive
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Try to stop chatting up the kitchen appliances in all the restaurants he goes on dates in.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Unseen, not unheard
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Stop inviting them to take over the UP on the first date. Not ALL ladies are into that.
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Tempus Fugitive
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Tempus Fugitive
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Realise that going after ladies who have had plastic surgery is no substitute for a lady that can keep their globes raised naturally.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Tempus Fugitive
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Tempus Fugitive
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Cosplay two different characters at once!
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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Disguise self as Two-Face, who is infinitely more charming.
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