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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34424 07/03/10 10:43 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,215 Sketch Lad Time Trapper Sketch Lad Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,215 fugly STARSEARCHERS WEBCOMIC

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34425 07/04/10 12:19 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,322 L lil'rhino Legionnaire! lil'rhino Legionnaire! L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,322 Coipel's Tharok was kinda sexy!

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34426 07/04/10 07:48 AM Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,128 Kentucky Lone Wolf Legionnaire Deputy Lone Wolf Legionnaire Deputy Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,128 Kentucky Computo technolgy downloaded into his mainframe, so he can hook up on chat lines. I tried to rip their soul out.I tried to make them forget Superman. But they won't.

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34427 07/04/10 07:57 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies Tharok may have been quite the stud before his accident. He certainly had the legs for it. He was totally rocking those short shorts and still wore them on his human half. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34428 07/06/10 09:01 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,168 New York, NY DrakeB3004 Wanderer DrakeB3004 Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,168 New York, NY Top hat - any man looks good in a top hat... "Death of a Legionnaire" fan comic

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34429 06/30/12 09:41 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Tatoo?

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34430 06/30/12 09:58 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid OP Bold Flavors OP Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Tatoo?

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34431 06/30/12 12:26 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Cobie says Tatoo Cobie says Tatoo Tatoo, Tatoo Tatoo, Tatoo Let's call the whole thing off Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34432 06/30/12 12:31 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR And come to think of it, Tharok should totally don a tux, purchase a piano, and become a boite singer a la the great Bobby Short! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34433 06/30/12 01:36 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 All Violent Cyborg Dating Sites!

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34434 06/30/12 01:39 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 He's just been looking for love in all the wrong places ...

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34435 07/28/12 10:52 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,394 Frederick, MD Kid Quislet Space Fatigue Survivor Kid Quislet Space Fatigue Survivor Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,394 Frederick, MD Armor All (for that "new car" aroma the chicks dig) Celebrating 10+ years of Legion Worldness

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34436 07/29/12 12:40 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Maybe he should state which way "IT" was hanging when he was divided into cyborg and human halves.

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34437 07/29/12 12:47 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Replace his robot half with a probe half ... Is artificial blue skin less creepy than robot parts?

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34438 07/29/12 12:51 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 ... by not being a member of a murderous terrorist organization alongside people who call themselves "Empress", carry axes, destroy planets, or are screaming lightning blasting giants.

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34439 07/29/12 02:50 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Quote Originally posted by lowercase mllash: bionic penis How awful!!! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34440 07/29/12 03:33 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,869 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,869 Wouldn't you like to know? Learn to listen. And make lots of eye contact. With his non-mechanical eye. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies #34441 07/29/12 06:37 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,055 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,055 Quote Originally posted by lowercase mllash: Quote Originally posted by lowercase mllash: [b]bionic penis How awful!!! [/b] Maybe it's detachable! Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies Cobalt Kid #831645 12/13/14 04:59 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,869 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,869 Wouldn't you like to know? Have him speak in an Arnold Schwarzenegger-sounding accent. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies Cobalt Kid #831650 12/13/14 05:13 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,834 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,834 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... Try to stop chatting up the kitchen appliances in all the restaurants he goes on dates in. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies Cobalt Kid #831653 12/13/14 05:17 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,869 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,869 Wouldn't you like to know? Stop inviting them to take over the UP on the first date. Not ALL ladies are into that. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies Cobalt Kid #831656 12/13/14 05:34 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,834 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,834 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... Realise that going after ladies who have had plastic surgery is no substitute for a lady that can keep their globes raised naturally. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies Cobalt Kid #831658 12/13/14 05:44 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,869 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,869 Wouldn't you like to know? Grow a tasteful goatee. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies Cobalt Kid #831666 12/13/14 06:48 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,834 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,834 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... Cosplay two different characters at once! "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies Cobalt Kid #831672 12/13/14 07:20 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,869 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,869 Wouldn't you like to know? Disguise self as Two-Face, who is infinitely more charming. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!