Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Cobalt's Office of Security - the 80's Power Years

Interns you say Cobalt? Are we allowed to corrupt them?

And, Sharky, sorry for the flake out, babe. Got stuck with a killer case of brain freeze.

But I'll take you up on that swim, if the offer's still good. On our work-free downtime, of course.

Oh trust, any interns working here didn't leave the job interview without some level of corruption...

come on in, Frio, the water is fine ... don't mind the random body parts ... I frenzied a little last night ...

<splash>

Aww, you went and had all the fun without me. Oh well, at least I can chill in the deep blue for a bit.

So, tell me SharkLad, what is it you do in your free time? I mean, besides mauling beach goers and vibrating fins.

i chew on ice cubes ...

I brought the doughnuts and I can whip up some ice cubes or sculptures upon request.

Can you make an ice sculpture of a large female beaver?

Ugh... you would think that a telepath like me would be able to prevent mental imagery...

I meant the furry little semi-aquatic rodent, your highnessness ...

Well, seeing as how we're in the Office of Security, I'm sure you can understand my confusion

Sharky dear, your dorsal fin looks massive today. Have you been working out?

why, thank you for noticing Cru ... now that summer is here, I want to look my best at the beach, when I'm eating people ...

I must say that your rack is particularly stunning today ...

<splash>

here is an ice beaver totem pole for the foyer.

thank you, polar boy ... it reminds me of my psychotic sister ...

The Security Office would like to invite Polar Boy to continue providing totems for decoration throughout the summer renovation of the new offices.

- Cobalt Kid
Chief of Security

I'll see what I can do.

I thought this might look nice in the garden out front

Perfect! It'll definately please the often silent, but always listening, frog population on Legion World.

Hm...given my suspicions that Legion World might possibly be infiltrated in coming weeks, it might be useful to make some 'adjustments' to the architecture around here...

Hm...whose an active Security Officer right now?

Sharky's on a vacation...PB's decorating...Abin's in LW orbit and Cali's about to go on vacation...

Deddy! Jailbait Lass, if Deddy's around, tell him to stop by and see me. I have an idea for a mission that he'd be perfect for. In fact...we both might have to go on this one.

Everyday Girl and Frio could be of some help too right now, watching the office.

And I need my bodyguard, Arachne, more than ever. My favorite Gil'Disphan secret agent just informed me that the bounty on my head (and Lardy's) has increased three-fold more than it usually is. Reboot's too for some reason...

Remember Lolita, if I'm gone the office should be run by Matlock and Abin, and then IB if they're not available either.

<holds her chin up>

Hey...easy kid...we're not in crisis yet...I promise the Red Bee will not be part of this little saga should it unfold.

(Unfortunately, it could be much, much worse)

Hey there Cobie. Heard you were alooking for me. Whats this mission about? Does it involve lusty wenchs? Oceans of booze?

Wait, wait. Hold the phones. You mean we actually have to do work when we're employees here? Well, that stinks.

Well, I suppose if I must... hold the fort, I shall! Although, would it have killed you to set me up with that cute shark kid instead of the scary gun toting midget girl?

*sigh* The sacrifices I make for you, Cobalt Kid.

Ohmygod! Like "scary gun toting midget girl" is back?

Good! I like need some Target Practice!

Oh... and like... Frio, Dudette, I'm not that short, I just don't wear "Hooker Heels" like some people I could like name...

Ohmygod, before I like forget, Mr Cobalt, Gramps like says that you'll have that package he promised you sometime tomorrow...

You like know, the one with like all of Uncle Spacey's old files in it...

You know, Everyday Girl, you're pretty upity for a Valley girl. Someone really ought to--

<a shift in the poles sends a chill down Frio's spine as she feels the connection with her powers weakening>

Excuse me, I have to... leave. Tell Cobalt Kid he'll have to find someone else to hold down the fort, I have business to attend to elsewhere.

Whoah, there's alot of new faces around here. Guess I really have been away on deep undercover missions for too long. Hello, everyone. My name's Super Lad Kid and I've worked for the Office of Security in the past. You can check the case files for Tarik the Mute's Acadamy (not my proudest moment, I admit) and one of our many confrontations with Thora. My mutant ability of scent-replication has come in handy a few times in the past.

Anyway, it'll be nice working with you all until I'm sent away on my next long-term top-secret mission. Can't wait to meet each one of you. Um, anyone know where he keeps the paychecks? I've got like a years worth waiting for me.

And if anyone sees Cobalt tell him I have the report finished from my stay at the Space Ranger Acadamy over the last year. I think he might be interested in reading it.

Hello, Security Office. Just wanted to let you all know that after consulting with Cobalt, I've agreed to serve in a special advisory capacity for the duration of the crisis we feel is imminent regarding the Dark Oval. I've helped this office out before for special espionage missions and will be proud to serve with you in a more open role.