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Re: Question me this! #374031 09/11/03 03:16 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol A. Popping Planets Q: When Mon get REALLY mad, what does he start to do? A: Brainey did it! "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Question me this! #374032 09/12/03 02:03 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,173 New York, NY DrakeB3004 Wanderer DrakeB3004 Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,173 New York, NY --->Q: Who fucked my dead cat??? A: Because Ferro's helmet was in the way.---> "Death of a Legionnaire" fan comic

Re: Question me this! #374033 09/12/03 04:33 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol A: Because Ferro's helmet was in the way Q: Val, please explain just how you managed to break your nose trying to kiss someone? A: Shady's missing finger "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Question me this! #374034 09/12/03 06:21 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Blockade Boy Wanderer Blockade Boy Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Quote Originally posted by DrakeB3003: --->Q: Who fucked my dead cat??? ????

Re: Question me this! #374035 09/12/03 08:05 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 112 We're coming Vee!!!! Non-Magnetic Kid Substitute Non-Magnetic Kid Substitute Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 112 We're coming Vee!!!! A: Shady's missing finger Q: What's the one thing Tenzil would't DARE eat? A: M'Onel of course! Pol ~ The kid with the magnetic personality !

Re: Question me this! #374036 09/12/03 06:48 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol A: M'Onel of course! Q: Who does Jo dream about (when Irma's not interfering!) A: Gear's left elbow "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Question me this! #374037 09/14/03 12:18 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,215 Sketch Lad Time Trapper Sketch Lad Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,215 Q. Name a Legionnaire's erogenous zone. A. Spider Girl's is prehensile. STARSEARCHERS WEBCOMIC

Re: Question me this! #374038 09/19/03 12:16 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 86 Su Substitute Su Substitute Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 86 A. Spider Girl's is prehensile. Q. Why did Workforce's budget include a large percentage dedicated to hair care products? (ok, I know it's lame, sorry) A. Sesquipedalianism is the verbal shield of pusillanimous eremites, hence we must eschew esoteric obfuscation and, thereby, obviate our opprobrium.

Re: Question me this! #374039 09/19/03 09:40 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,898 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,898 Liberty City Q: What did Tarik the Mute's Android say when his circuits went haywire? A: Those two zany old men from Throon!

Re: Question me this! #374040 09/20/03 10:30 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 163 Atlanta, GA ultrajo Substitute ultrajo Substitute Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 163 Atlanta, GA Q: Who are the last known D&D players in the30th Century? A: Element Lad's Secret

Re: Question me this! #374041 09/20/03 09:54 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 11 Obese Boy Applicant Obese Boy Applicant Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 11 Q: what do you call sodomizing a United Planets officer using cheeze whiz as a lubricant? A: He was swallowed by a space whale.

Re: Question me this! #374042 09/20/03 10:02 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,173 New York, NY DrakeB3004 Wanderer DrakeB3004 Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,173 New York, NY A: He was swallowed by a space whale. Q: Why does Jo stay far away from the sushi bar? A: Because Dreamy's the only one who didn't wear panties. "Death of a Legionnaire" fan comic

Re: Question me this! #374043 09/20/03 11:02 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 11 Obese Boy Applicant Obese Boy Applicant Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 11 Q: Why did shoe mirrors never become popular in LEGION headquarters? A: Mekt Ranz.

Re: Question me this! #374044 09/21/03 02:38 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Q. Which dastardly villain put the rest of the cheeze-whiz on the shoe mirrors in Legion headquarters? A. Veyezine of Ekron. Something Filthy!

Re: Question me this! #374045 09/21/03 03:17 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Blockade Boy Wanderer Blockade Boy Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Q: Which opthamologist does the Emerald Eye use? A: Dr. Gym'll's secret

Re: Question me this! #374046 09/25/03 05:42 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Q. What is a third testicle in his left calf? A. Because Polar Boy has "shrinkage". Something Filthy!

Re: Question me this! #374047 09/25/03 08:58 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Blockade Boy Wanderer Blockade Boy Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Q: What is a question me this! response about nothing. A: Umbra's crotch armor. ******** Sidenote, for those not from The States. Though my Q to minesurfer's A seems...rude, it has to do with the tv show from which minesurfer took his Answer as does my question.

Re: Question me this! #374048 09/25/03 09:44 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Q: What was missing from the Legion Laundry room when it was Chuck's turn to do the wash? A: Starfinger Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Question me this! #374049 09/25/03 09:52 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,619 The Back Office in Abin's Fixi... Space Ranger Deputy Space Ranger Deputy Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,619 The Back Office in Abin's Fixi... Q - What is Dreamer's main objection to her love life? A - Protoplasmic Goo Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)

Re: Question me this! #374050 09/25/03 11:48 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Q. What is Garth Ranzz - Preboot of course? A. Every 74 years, The Legion sees this. Something Filthy!

Re: Question me this! #374051 09/25/03 01:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Blockade Boy Wanderer Blockade Boy Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Q: How often can we expect Legion Trade Paperbacks to come out? A: Quantum Bubbles

Re: Question me this! #374052 09/25/03 01:57 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Q: What tickles Jazmin's nose when she is drinking space-champagne? A: Two Silver Ale's and a shot of Talokian Tequila. Something Filthy!

Re: Question me this! #374053 09/25/03 02:53 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,619 The Back Office in Abin's Fixi... Space Ranger Deputy Space Ranger Deputy Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,619 The Back Office in Abin's Fixi... Q What did Chuck Taine find in Umbra's crotch armor when he stole them from the LLR (Legion Laundry Room)? A Under Brainy's Omnicom, of Course! Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)

Re: Question me this! #374054 09/25/03 07:55 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,898 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,898 Liberty City Q: Where did Chuck hide Umbra's crotch armor when she came looking for it? A: Weight Wizard, Plant Lad, Blockade Boy, Shadow Kid, and the rest

Re: Question me this! #374055 09/25/03 08:17 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,619 The Back Office in Abin's Fixi... Space Ranger Deputy Space Ranger Deputy Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,619 The Back Office in Abin's Fixi... Q. Who ratted Chuck out then laughed while Umbra got revenge? A. The newly discovered moon. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)