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#374131 12/27/03 04:21 PM
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A. It tastes like Proty

Q. When Imra used to do the naughty with Garth in the TMK Legion, when she licked her lips what would it taste like? smile

A. And that's how Dirk found out he was bi!

#374132 02/11/04 01:21 PM
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A. And that how Dirk found out he was bi!

Q. What is something that I have no idea about?

A. The Uncanny Amazers poker night did not include this.


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#374133 02/11/04 09:40 PM
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A: The Uncanny Amazers poker night did not include this.

Q: What is a full house? (Most of them were already in the Legion!)

A: Rubber gloves, a tape measure, and two parrokats.

#374134 02/13/04 01:26 PM
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A: Rubber gloves, a tape measure, and two parrokats.

Q: What were the Bald Kid's winnings on Uncanny Amazers poker night?

A: Renkil Kem's tenure in the Legion

#374135 02/13/04 03:14 PM
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A: Renkil Kem's tenure in the Legion

Q: What got cut short soon after Ferro's lunchtime reading of Bart Simpson's favorite quote "eat my shorts."

A: They made a flag out of it.

#374136 02/13/04 03:18 PM
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A: They made a flag out of it.

Q: What happened to Colossal Boy's handkerchief?

A: High Seer of Naltor


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#374137 02/13/04 03:50 PM
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A: High Seer of Naltor

Q: What did Nura become after breathing some of Doctor Mayavale's "special mists"?

A: Picking Validus's nose.

#374138 02/13/04 05:01 PM
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A: Picking Validus's nose.

Q: What foolish stunt almost guarantees a trip to Shanghalla

A: SO that's what Reep's antennas are for!


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#374139 02/13/04 05:08 PM
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A: SO that's what Reep's antennas are for!

Q: What did the Legionnaires say after R.J. told Reep to go stand by the holovid when the reception was bad?

A: The Cheapest Vacation in the United Planets!

#374140 02/13/04 05:49 PM
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A: The Cheapest Vacation in the United Planets!

Q: What were captured villains jokingly told they had won while enroute to Takron-Galtos?

A: Beepo's original uniform


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#374141 02/14/04 10:55 PM
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A: Beepo's original uniform

Q: What did the Super-Monkey wear before he changed his name to Beppo?

A: The Stolen Super-Powers!

#374142 02/15/04 09:37 AM
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A. The Stolen Super-Powers.

Q. What unexpected Items did Lar find in Tasmia's Crotch Armor?

A. Well, how else could it have gotten THERE????


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#374143 02/15/04 03:52 PM
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A. Well, how else could it have gotten THERE????

Q. Do you think the chucks of metal in Tenzil's feces have anything to do with Tharok's missing phallus?

A. But why was her back all yellow?

#374144 02/16/04 12:00 AM
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A. But why was her back all yellow?

Q: The fact that he was sick of hearing what tired punchline to the "Initiation of Color Kid" story was the real reason Polar Boy dissolved the Legion of Substitute-Heroes?

A: War Between the Nights and the Days

#374145 02/19/04 02:43 PM
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Q. What war seems like it never ends?

A. Tellus' upper lip.


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#374146 02/19/04 02:58 PM
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A: Tellus's upper lip

Q: Which of Tellus's body parts did Polar Boy tell him to keep stiff, not realizing that it was in fact one of his sexual organs?

A: End of an Era

#374147 02/19/04 03:47 PM
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A. End of an Era

Q. What is the best way you can describe Brainy finally losing his virginity to Tasmia on Talok VII?

A. No, it was tomato juice on the Monitor Board.

#374148 02/19/04 08:06 PM
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A. No, it was tomato juice on the Monitor Board.

Q: Did you hear that Jan finally busted Shvaughn's cherry while on monitor duty last night?
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A: Wildfire had a special suit made for the occassion.

#374149 02/20/04 04:28 AM
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A: Wildfire had a special suit made for the occassion

Q: Did anyone hear the rumor that Dawny is finally being rebooted?

A: Just hot air


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#374150 03/09/04 01:56 PM
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A. Just hot air.

Q. What is sold at the "Just Hot Air" shop?

A. The Lightning Beast Ribs BBQ.


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#374151 03/09/04 04:34 PM
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A. The Lightning Beast Ribs BBQ.

Q. What is sold at The Lightning Beast Ribs BBQ shop?

A. Cub, The Kwai Universe, and an old sweater.

#374152 03/10/04 06:44 AM
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Q. What three things could Ultra Boy do without?


A. Winema Wazzo in the VR room with a candlestick.

#374153 03/10/04 10:00 AM
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A. Winema Wazzo in the VR room with a candlestick.

Q. What does Ultra Boy have erotic dreams about?

A. The Super Moby Dick of Space and Saturnian Ring money.


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#374154 03/10/04 10:43 AM
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Q. What is the thirty first century equivalent of mixing pop rocks and coka-cola?

A. Saturn Girl's space bra.


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#374155 03/10/04 11:18 AM
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A. Saturn Girl's space bra.

Q. What does a blond type in when she's trying to find directions to "Saturn Girl's Space Bar" on Map Quest?

A. Organus, Nardo, and the Brain Globes of Rambat.


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