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Q: what do you call a telephone reminder from your airline?
A: Only John Byrne.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Q: Who signed up for Gates' sensitivity training class?
A: The Luck Lords or that nasty rash.
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Trap Timer
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Q: What are two things that you don't want bothering you after you leave Ventura?
A: A Superboy robot, a Neptunian invisible, and an ancient twentieth century satellite.
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Q: What are the first three things one comes across in Grant Morrison's living room?
A: Northern Exposure, Twilight Zone and Three Eyed Sam From the Planet Wham!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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What are Cobie's three least used alternate ID's here on Lewgion World?
Bizarro Waid and Mr. Mxytlkitson
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Q: Who are the Legion's founding members in the next reboot?
A: Kara, Goobers, and Beatlemania Live.
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Q: What is Querl's idea of a good night?
A: Cobie's farm
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Q: The place in Scotland where Paul McCartney hangs out since his "death" in 1968.
A: "Why, 2 cups of Protean and a dash of cinnamin, of course!"
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Q. What could possibly be worse than a cup of Protean with a dash of cinnamon?
A. Close cover before striking.
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Q. What are the instructions printed on the back of Senior Widebottom's Pantaloons?
A. Think Twice
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Q. What Lu had to do before agreeing to marry Chuck.
A. A pocket full of Kryptonite.
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Q. Are you happy to see me, or is that a pocket full of Kryptonite?
A. Phantom of the Opera
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Q: How does one describe Lee Falk's singing career?
A: The Longest Yard
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Drat! Too slow!
Q. What would the Allons' house have if they moved away from Big City?
A. Part of a good, nutritious breakfast.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Q. How do you say "Legion of Super Pets" in Talokian?
A. The Rolling Stones
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Q. What does Lu call Chuck's testicles?
A. It's cheaper on Tuesdays.
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Q. Why won't you see Dr. Gym'll on Restaurant Row on Mondays or Wednesdays?
A. Blue Skin and Green Hair
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Q: How do you know when your Oan fetish has gone too far?
A: It could have been worse; she could have been a Protean.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Q. What did Gim say when he found out "Vi" was really the Durlan Yera?
A. A cup of tea, a cookie and you.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Q: "The Maw's" bedtime snack
A: His transuit was inside out.
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Q: How could anyone have mistaken Sean Erin for a girl?
A: It's not the heat; it's the humidity.
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Q: What excuse did Gigi use in dumping Dirk?
A: Arsenic and old lace
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Q: Name two main ingredients of a fancy Bismollian dessert.
A. One million
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strange but not a stranger
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Q: How many dirty socks went missing before it was discovered that Matter-Eater Lad was addicted to them?
A: The Legion of Super-Rejects
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Q. Name the support group formed by men Nura left at the altar.
A. Bits of Legionnaire Business
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