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Re: Limericks #385522 09/26/05 06:19 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Someone left the cake out in the rain. I swear some people have no shame. The fate of the cake Still keeps me awake. My life will never be the same. Next: Its another Limerick Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385523 09/26/05 06:39 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Its another Limerick and may make you sick. To rhyme all the time is quite a nifty trick NEXT: On a trip to the White House Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385524 09/26/05 06:41 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Its another Limerick Enough to drive me batty Can't think of a thing To make the verse ring Without making it sound catty NEXT: These are a few of my favourite things

Re: Limericks #385525 09/26/05 06:50 AM Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 248 Nova Girl Active Nova Girl Active Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 248 On a trip to the White House. I chance upon a spotted mouse. She said to me Cant you see Dubya is away hunting grouse. These are a few of my favourite things Cocktails, boys, cars, diamond rings It takes much money to buy those honey So I'm dumping you for that guy who sings. NEXT: While dancing across the parquet floor

Re: Limericks #385526 09/26/05 06:55 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston While dancing across the parquet floor I saw a cute boy whom I adore What he's got makes me hot Oh how I hope to score. NEXT: Where shall I get my inspiration? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385527 09/26/05 07:41 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Where shall I get my inspiration? From a Fat Cramer or Semi incantation? For they seem at the head, of this lyrical thread. They lead this Inspired Invasion. Next: My favorite time of the year... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385528 09/26/05 09:10 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 My favorite time of the year Is when you return to me my dear, From your trips abroad To teach about God That's when I hold you o' so near. (Who'd a thunk I'd come up with a missionary limmerick)?) NEXT: Into the azul sea I dove

Re: Limericks #385529 09/26/05 09:18 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Into the azul sea I dove and over verdant plains I rove to doff my clothes and feel the wind blows One with nature I did strove NEXT: Three guests will be at my home Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385530 09/26/05 10:30 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Three guests will be at my home. I really shouldn't leave them alone. But I have a date, With Promiscuous Kate, That I'd rather not have to postpone. Next (with apologies to Santana): I got a Black Magic Woman Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385531 09/27/05 08:51 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I got a Black Magic Woman and she does all that she can Cooking a dish or landing a fish She is inferior to no man. NEXT: An old maid rode on the bus Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385532 09/27/05 09:39 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol An old maid rode the bus Attired with girdle and truss Below her dress And I must confess It made her fidget and fuss. NEXT: I wish I could fly like an eagle "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: Limericks #385533 09/27/05 09:58 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 An old maid rode on the bus And boy did she ever fuss When she heard That nasty word From a boy learning to cuss. NEXT: My granny wore a push-up bra

Re: Limericks #385534 09/27/05 10:05 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 You beat me to it, Vee. I wish I could fly like an eagle, But sadly it's really illegal I stay on the ground Because I 'm a hound Not Rocky the flying Beagle. NEXT: My granny wore a push-up bra

Re: Limericks #385535 09/27/05 10:07 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies My granny wore a push-up bra She bought at a beauty spa. It gave her a lift, So she put on a shift And walked out and shouted ta-da! Next: She cut her a big wedge of stilton The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385536 09/27/05 10:12 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 She cut her a big wedge of Stilton Which she bought at the Paris Hilton But it made her breath Smell like death And all her friends, they were a wiltin'. NEXT: The President asked who cut the cheese

Re: Limericks #385537 09/27/05 11:16 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC The President asked who cut the cheese Karl Rove declared, "it was the Chinese." So armed forces departed because Cheney farted after eating some cabbage and peas. NEXT: His chest was all covered with hair.

Re: Limericks #385538 09/27/05 12:27 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston His chest was all covered with hair His face was handsome and fair The front of his pants Contained no implants. Excuse me, but I am there. NEXT: I hope that satisfied Lad Boy Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385539 09/27/05 02:38 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN I hope that satisfied Lad Boy. If it didn't, he'd be such a sad boy. But if he behaves, For thirteen more days, They'll spank him and call him a "Bad Boy". Next: A birthday card sent from my Dad... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385540 09/28/05 03:08 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer A birthday card sent from my Dad was something that I really had not forseen for Dad has been gone for 15 years. Egad! NEXT: A dolphin shot a poison dart-gun Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385541 09/28/05 04:03 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia A dolphin shot a poison-dart gun Thinking it loads of fun Acting on orders From opposing coastal borders The war had just begun NEXT: I can't get you out of my head

Re: Limericks #385542 09/28/05 05:54 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN "I can't get you out of my head." I believe that's what Kylie said. But if she knew me, She'd see right through me. And think of some other guy instead. Next: This fellow was a dead ringer... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385543 09/28/05 06:01 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I can't get you out of my head I should be doing work instead I'm off at three so come and see me And I won't let you out of my bed. NEXT: I got a job as a bank guard Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385544 09/28/05 06:03 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston This fellow was a dead ringer for a very famous singer But he was brash and poor white trash So he ended up on Jerry Springer NEXT: I got a job as a bank guard Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385545 09/28/05 06:58 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN I got a job as a bank guard. I'd be better served as a bard. All day I would nurse Pentameters and verse And deliver lines like Picard. Next: There once was a lady named Ginger... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385546 09/28/05 07:45 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston There once was a lady named Ginger who had a tall fence around her Trying to sneak a naughty peak The Skipper caused his back to injure. NEXT: I don't think that was so good Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!