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There once was a bar named Shakes...
with a bartender there that makes
a drink I must have
with a sunblock lip salve
during fierce solar flare outbreaks.
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My how big your...eyes...are!
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strange but not a stranger
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There once was a bar named Shakes
Where we would play ducks and drakes
Drinks were free
Whoopee!!!!
A lovely place for goodness sakes!
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Alex got a gift in the mail
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Alex got a gift in the mail
Something else else I found on sale
It was rated triple X
and useful for sex
when traveling by air or by rail.
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My how big your...eyes...are!
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My how big your...eyes...are!
Would you like to ride in my car?
I know a place
to get to home base
And we don't have to travel too far.
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Alex got a gift in the mail
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Hehehehehe
Ok Lad Boy, you can think of a new NEXT line
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The front seat of a Coupe de Ville..
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The front seat of a Coupe de Ville
is a place to feel a thrill
Who knew
a zipper to undo
required such accomplished skill
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Walking in the woods lost in thought
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Walking in the woods lost in thought,
Holding the basket I'd brought,
I met a wolf, big and bad
And gave him all that I had
Using tricks my grandma once taught.
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Is this what you had in mind?
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Time Trapper
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Walking in the woods lost in thought
About the comics that I bought
From bargain bin
There was no sin
I got no art that Liefeld wrought.
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Holy Cats of Egypt!
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All I want is ginger beer
and to have you near
a warm feeling
I find appealing
Two straws will let us share
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I took a trip to the store
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I took a trip to the store
because we needed some more
personal protection
for your ...ummm...election
the one that I so adore.
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Is it hot in here; or is it just me?
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Is it hot in here or is it just me?
An experiment so we can see
Don't scoff
Clothes off
Oh my! Now it feels now quite breezey.
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After being pulled over by a cop
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Deputy
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I took a trip to the store.
I heard Kate would be there for sure.
I've heard all about her,
And it's a no-doubter...
That within an hour or two that I'll score.
edit... looks like it took me awhile to compose a good one... lol. both Lad and Quis beat me to it.
keep going with Quislet's line:
After being pulled over by a cop
Something Filthy!
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After being pulled over by a cop,
I heard a thunderous plop.
And there on his belly,
Was a big chunk of jelly,
For he had just left the local Donut Shop.
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There once was a lad name Linus...
Something Filthy!
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There once was a lad name Linus
Who had trouble with his sinus
His nose he blew
with many a tissue
Til he moved to Arizona for the dryness.
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Maria went to a masquerade ball
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Aside:
Bravo on "dryness"... that's a good one.
Alright, back to the game...
Something Filthy!
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Originally posted by minesurfer:
Aside:
Bravo on "dryness"... that's a good one.
Alright, back to the game... I have to admit that I go to this site Rhyme Zone for help figuring out rhyming words
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Lol... been there a few times myself. Saved it under my "favorites" just for this thread.
Still, you had to make it work... and that's what I applaud.
Something Filthy!
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Maria went to a masquerade ball.
Costume so hot she thought she might fall.
To aid in her plight,
To restore electrolytes,
She wound up at the Gatorade Ball.
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He walked down the street with a smile...
Something Filthy!
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He walked down the street with a smile
He hadn't been there in a while
the fun
had begun
Then his boyfriend walked down the aisle.
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Louis traveled far out west
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Louis traveled far out west
Wearing leather chaps and a vest
"I'm really not gay."
He said in L.A.
<span style="font-size: 7px;">Cliffhanger endings are sometimes the best.</span>
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Ignorance of the law's no excuse
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Louis traveled far out west
Dressed up in his Sunday best
He was right
But would not fight
Lest his Sunday hair get messed.
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He was shocked by what he had seen
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Originally posted by Lad Boy:
Louis traveled far out west
Wearing leather chaps and a vest
"I'm really not gay."
He said in L.A.
<span style="font-size: 9px;">Cliffhanger endings are sometimes the best.</span> As he bared his tatooed chest? or I won't kiss, but I'll do the rest.
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He was shocked by what he had seen
The outfit was quite obscene
leather chaps and a vest
an exposed hairy chest
so he bought it and made quite a scene
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Ignorance of the law's no excuse
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Ignorance of the law's no excuse
For fondling and kissing grandma's goose
Just keep it clean
Said Officer Green
As he wandered off with his moose.
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He was shocked by what he had seen
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