Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION Spaceopoly Limericks

Previous Thread

Next Thread

Re: Limericks #385572 10/03/05 11:47 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Be quiet for I have work to do Your loud breathing's a distraction, too. When I hear you sigh I think,"Oh my, my!" Work'll wait; so I come visit you. NEXT: There one was a welder named Lance.

Re: Limericks #385573 10/03/05 11:48 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Be quiet for I have work to do Don't bother me! Shoo! Shoo! I must be quick with a limerick, Because my boss is tapping her shoe! NEXT: My boss comes in very late Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385574 10/03/05 11:50 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston There once was a welder named Lance After work he would skip and prance I think he may be very gay I met him at the Tea Dance. NEXT: My boss comes in very late Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385575 10/03/05 12:00 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN My boss comes in very late. Her name is Promiscuous Kate. She's known for her morals, Dictations and orals, And some things I shouldn't relate. Next: This here is a "family" board... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385576 10/03/05 12:05 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC This here is a "family" board... Uncle Billy Bob said when he scored another hot date with his cousin Kate in the back seat of my Mom's old Ford. NEXT: You're disgusting, wretched, and sick.

Re: Limericks #385577 10/03/05 12:18 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN You're disgusting, wretched, and sick. Came out of Shady's mouth quick. But no one could harm her Thanks to her crotch armor, And the darkness around her was thick. Next: A Legion recruit named Canus... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385578 10/03/05 12:23 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 A Legion recruit named Canus Had a power that was quite heinous When that hound was around We all hit the ground For he shot lightning bolts from his anus. NEXT I can't believe I just said that

Re: Limericks #385579 10/03/05 12:29 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I can't believe I just said that or that people came here and read that This thread has gone bad but frankly I'm glad though I rather be with you in bed, Matt. NEXT: There's nothing impure in my mind.

Re: Limericks #385580 10/03/05 12:48 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN There's nothing impure in my mind. But then "impure" should be redefined. For your view is askew, From all that I knew. But then somethings "impure" are just fine. Next: There once was a mason from Denver. Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385581 10/04/05 06:59 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston There once was a mason from Denver Who embarked on an ambitious endeavor He started inspired But soon got tired To inquiries, he responds "Whatever!" NEXT: Dude wanted to surf to Japan Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385582 10/04/05 07:39 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Dude wanted to surf to Japan. If he did, he would be, "Da Man". But said the Dude, "Hey, What about food?" And he wiped out on his two cans. Next: A man really needs a hobby... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385583 10/04/05 11:16 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 A man really needs a hobby Said my young nephew Bobby So I took pains To play with my trains In the Baxter Building lobby. NEXT: I like to build model ships

Re: Limericks #385584 10/04/05 11:59 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I like to build model ships Pay close attention to the sailors' hips they're all set in motion out on the ocean when the surface rises and dips. NEXT: Come sit down beside me; let's talk.

Re: Limericks #385585 10/04/05 12:11 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Come sit down beside me; let's talk. Ask any question. I won't balk I'll let slip a little gossip And as the boys pass by, we'll gawk. NEXT: A young man preparing for a date Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385586 10/04/05 12:20 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN A young man preparing for a date, He hopes that he won't have to wait. Who is the date with? Any nice young Miss? He's hoping it's Promiscuous Kate. Next: "I want romance!", she said to her man... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385587 10/04/05 12:28 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC "I want romance!", she said to her man... "I can do that, yes I can." Quislet walked by I gave him a try And we walked off together hand in hand. NEXT: He stood there alone in Wal-Mart.

Re: Limericks #385588 10/04/05 12:33 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 "I want romance!", she said to her man And I want to get it as fast as I can My lips are ready So put it there, Freddy But wait, let's get in the back of your van. NEXT: The windows were wet and covered with steam

Re: Limericks #385589 10/04/05 12:37 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 He stood there alone in Wal-Mart Looking at goodies in his cart There were hand guns And stockings with runs Gifts for the gal who stole his heart. NEXT: The windows were wet and covered with steam

Re: Limericks #385590 10/04/05 12:53 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The windows were wet and covered with steam Things appeared vague like in a dream The inuendo Reach a crescendo And double entendres were the theme NEXT: Is Lad Boy trying to get me in bed? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385591 10/04/05 01:22 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Is Lad Boy trying to get me in bed? Or thinking of something else instead? Maybe he's itchin' to cook in the kitchen. What's between all his lines that I've read? NEXT: If I looked as good as you do

Re: Limericks #385592 10/04/05 01:37 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 If I looked as good as you do I'd go out and roll in some poo To keep all the girls From messing my curls And pinching my rosy cheeks too. NEXT: I locked my self out of my house

Re: Limericks #385593 10/04/05 01:59 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I locked myself out of the house. I'd like to get in before my spouse gets home from France, cause I'm wearing no pants, and I don't want her to start to grouse. NEXT: My what big...eyes...you have

Re: Limericks #385594 10/04/05 01:59 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN I locked myself out of my house. I'm just something short of a louse. But when she's not there, to defend herself fair. I blame everything on my spouse. Next: I hope my wife never reads that... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385595 10/04/05 02:06 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I hope my wife never reads that... For if she does I am in deep fat Fried til I'm crispy Hair no longer wispy And set out on the front door mat. NEXT: My what big...eyes...you have

Re: Limericks #385596 10/05/05 08:03 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Not "have" again... you know how hard that word was to rhyme the first time? Oh well... here goes... My what big... eyes... you have. I said from the front seat of my Rav. It's a five speed stick That I named "Maverick" That sometimes I shorten to Mav. Next: There once was a bar named Shakes... Something Filthy!