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There once was a man in a hammock...
Who was by no means a eunoch
I jumped on to swing
like on an outdoor sling
And began to wreak naughty havoc.
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Should I play it coy?
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strange but not a stranger
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There once was a man in a hammock
who dreamed he was in Bancock
It was nice
with plenty of rice
Until seagulls started to flock
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Should I play it coy?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Should I play it coy?
So as not to annoy
Probably not
since I've got
a reputation to keep as lad Boy!
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Running naked in the rain,
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Running naked in the rain
is one way to train
for a track meet
in the heat
Plus my shorts have a stain.
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I am getting a bit flustered
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"I am getting a bit flustered." Kate said as all the gents clustered. "Someone's spreading lies About what's 'tween my thighs..." The gents smiled and stared at her bustard. <marquee behavior=alternate>  </marquee> Next: I just had barbecue for lunch...
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I just had barbeque for lunch
a couple of spare ribs I did munch
Greasy fingers
will linger
upon my glass of punch
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John went on a date with Mary
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John went on a date with Mary
And then things got kinda scary
She touched neither him nor another
Yet still became a mother
Shortly after she and John did marry.
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Lad Boy was struck by lightning
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Lad Boy was struck by lightning
And the result was very frightening
He was in the mood
with a guy he had wooed
And the bolt cause a pleasure heightening
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Mark was all alone one night
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(Thanks, Quis.)
Mark was all alone one night,
he thought, as he turned of the light.
When the room was all dark
A guy from the park
joined him for unexpected delight.
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Steve has a brand new car.
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Steve has a brand new car.
Which he'll drive all the way to a bar.
He'll stop outside Shakes.
And won't have to use breaks.
When he gets there, they'll say, "There you are."
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There once was a cowboy named Bop.
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Aside: Originally posted by minesurfer:
If I could be 16 feet tall
Just think about the size of my balls.
I'd wear oversized chaps,
without any flaps,
And I'd roam "commando" at the mall. Minsurfer, this one had me laughing out loud. Aside over. Carry on...
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There once was a cowboy named Bop.
who lost a leg and had to hop
out on the range.
It was a little bit strange
but less so than the hooker named "Stop."
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When Kate went to work for the press,
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When Kate went to work for the press
She really created a mess
Besides her sighs
And out and out lies
She worked in a blue topless dress.
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Who the hell is this gal Kate?
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Who the hell is this gal Kate?
Some chick minesurfer would date
I couldn't care less
'bout her state of undress
'less she had a cute brother named Nate.
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The once was a fireman named Nate.
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Who the hell is this gal Kate?
To get to know her is a three hour wait.
For though she's promiscuous,
And a little androgynuous,
The line extends well past the gate.
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A hooker named "Stop" got it started...
Aside... thanks Semi. I was chuckling at that one too. As for Kate... I made her up a few pages back and have managed to work her in quite a few more limericks. She gives me something to focus on. Feel free to use her yourself... it seems everybody else does... and that's part of her appeal.
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Wanderer
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There once was a fireman named Nate
Who was in love with Minsurfer's date
The 'surfer got mad
And punched out that lad
Who ne'er again made eyes at Kate.
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He got caught with the senator's page
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There once was a fireman named Nate.
The brother of Promiscuous Kate.
Although he was needy,
And Kate was so seedy,
Nate's at least one man that Kate wouldn't date.
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A hooker named "Stop" got it started...
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LOL... Somebody get Quis in here to fix this...
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A hooker named "Stop" got it started
But during the act, she farted
All were aghast
Even those at half mast
And in the blink of an eye departed.
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He got caught with the senator's page
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A hooker named "Stop" got it started...
but found that her John soon departed
When her name her would cry
She'd just sit and sigh
And assume he was very good-hearted.
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He got caught with the senator's page
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He got caught with the senator's page
Such doings were all the rage
It was his duty
to bag such a beauty
Luckily the page was of age.
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What will you do this weekend?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Time Trapper
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He got caught with the senator's page
Who, last summer, worked for a mage
Aphrodisiac spell
The page worked so well
Soon that page would become all the rage.
NEXT: When Kate discovered women's lib
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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(Oops!)
What will you do this weekend?
Do not act like a bookend.
Go eat out
Twist and shout
Find a broken heart to mend.
NEXT: When Kate discovered women's lib
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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When Kate discovered women's lib
I'm going to tell you what she did.
She dressed up in a tuxedo,
Decided "Lib" meant Libido.
And went back to doing what her mom had forbid.
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It's good to see FC stopping by...
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It's good to see FC stopping by
On her way to enjoy a cold chai
But she's saddened to see
That they've run out of tea
So she'll have to settle for pie
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Last weekend in Boston I found...
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