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Re: Limericks #385647 10/06/05 02:46 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN I'm probably way too late. For Drew just ran off with Kate. And the King of England's niece Also got a piece, Did I mention that Kate wasn't straight? Next: I just ran out of WD-40... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385648 10/06/05 02:55 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I'm probably way too late for my blind date He was late too so I knew That he was my perfect mate. NEXT: It is time for me to leave for the night Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385649 10/06/05 02:55 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 It is time for me to leave for the night So I harness my body to my kite, And into the ether I do soar To grace this board never more Until I return at dawning's fair light. NEXT Off to thy well earned rest, fair prince

Re: Limericks #385650 10/06/05 02:57 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I'm too tired to fix this limerick crash. So I will leave it to others Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385651 10/06/05 03:02 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I just ran out of WD-40 What shall I do, oh Lordy, Lordy My engine won't turn Or else it will burn I better call my mechanic Gordy. NEXT Off to thy well earned rest, fair prince

Re: Limericks #385652 10/07/05 06:08 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Off to thy well earned rest, fair prince Time for shower, shampoo, and hair rinse Tomorrow'll be time for more wit, more rhyme, more unbridled romps and humorous squints. NEXT: I'm meeting a friend for lunch today.

Re: Limericks #385653 10/07/05 06:15 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia I'm meeting a friend for lunch today Under the shade from the sun's ray I think he he will choose To wear ladies shoes So i know for certain he's gay NEXT: Someone please give me a hug

Re: Limericks #385654 10/07/05 06:22 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Someone please give me a hug and a kiss and roll on the rug a grope and a feel "My God! Is that real?!?" You're just like my ex-boyfried, Doug. NEXT: Alone in my office today.

Re: Limericks #385655 10/07/05 06:37 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Alone in my office today And I remembered the key i say So no one will catch me A private moment you see With the window washer headed my way NEXT: Open the door and see all the people

Re: Limericks #385656 10/07/05 06:50 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Open the door and see all the people Dead on the floor, jumped from the steeple the red, brown and black -- from Katrina's attack -- and Bush and his men in knee-deep bull. NEXT: Where to go when the bars have all closed...

Re: Limericks #385657 10/07/05 06:52 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN And the next line is.... ? Lad Boy... oh, Lad Boy... Hey, you edited. Cheating. Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385658 10/07/05 06:58 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC An Aside: Lad boy oh Lad Boy Don't be a cad, Boy I'm tired of your cheating I'd give you a beating except you'd like that, you bad boy. See Two posts up for next starting line.

Re: Limericks #385659 10/07/05 07:06 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Where to go when the bars have all closed Has been a dilemma to some, one supposed The choices are many Where the drinks cost more than a penny After the last drinker has dozed NEXT: Staying awake for the next round

Re: Limericks #385660 10/07/05 07:09 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Where to go when all the bars have closed... Lets hit the strip club to see what's exposed. And then if you're willin, And up for some drillin, Its over to Kate's house, she's never opposed. Next: I read a good story, just the other day... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385661 10/07/05 07:11 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Staying awake for the next round Is hard to do when there's no sound Eyelids fall the pillow calls So to bed and sleep I am bound NEXT: Ralph went to the county fair Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385662 10/07/05 07:17 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Ralph went to the county fair And got lucky while he was there He tossed a ring In order to have a fling He was so drunk he didnt care NEXT: Keep an eye out

Re: Limericks #385663 10/07/05 07:42 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I read a good story, just the other day... It was set in colonial Bombay the text was full of sex I really like books that way Keep an eye out when walking about You'll spot someone who's hot then a woody you'll sprout NEXT: Do you know what I just heard? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385664 10/07/05 07:48 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Do you know what I just heard? Thats what he asked when he conferred. He couldn't beleve it, But he had to concede it, Kate spreads more than her word. Next: Does anyone else hate there cubicle? Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385665 10/07/05 08:04 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Does anyone else hate their cubicle? My office has plenty of room if you do-bicle? Your choice of start lines Causes headaches and whines In most any office milieu-bicle. NEXT: I just learned that Kate is a man.

Re: Limericks #385666 10/07/05 08:09 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I just learned that Kate is a man Shocking minesurfer, her biggest fan The illusion caused confusion Especially when she went to the can NEXT: My first time at a nudist camp Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385667 10/07/05 08:14 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC My first time at a nudist camp The weather, thank God, was quite damp I'd turned white as a ghost when told of the weenie roast and started my plans to revamp. NEXT: Stop, I'm not that kind of guy.

Re: Limericks #385668 10/07/05 08:19 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Stop, I am not that kind of guy I am modest and quite shy Why do you think that I'm into kink OK I might give it a try. NEXT: Trying to keep it simple and light Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385669 10/07/05 08:25 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Trying to keep it simple and light from now until it's night when all hell'll break loose I'll be drunk as a goose passed out on the street, what a sight. NEXT If I could be 16 feet tall,

Re: Limericks #385670 10/07/05 08:33 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN If I could be 16 feet tall Just think about the size of my balls. I'd wear oversized chaps, without any flaps, And I'd roam "commando" at the mall. Next: There once was a man in a hammock... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385671 10/07/05 08:37 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston If I could be 16 feet tall I'd lord it over all Let's hope I could cope and not have a mind that is small NEXT: Should I play it coy? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!