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Re: Limericks #385697 10/07/05 08:27 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Last weekend in Boston I found A cute and cuddly little booze hound He was drunk As a skunk But awfully fun to have around. NEXT You don't have to put on the red light

Re: Limericks #385698 10/07/05 08:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 You don't have to put on the red light Or sneak out in the middle of the night Just ask me real nice And if you double the price I might even throw in a bite Next: There once was a Canadian fellow

Re: Limericks #385699 10/07/05 08:35 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia You don't have to put on the red light The colour is just too bright For going outdoors Or mopping some floors Youd end up just getting into a fight NEXT: Please stop the confusion

Re: Limericks #385700 10/07/05 08:38 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 There once was a Canadian fellow Who was feeling semi mellow He said to STU Was it you Who shattered my peace with a bellow? NEXT Simply taking umbrage, STU walked out

Re: Limericks #385701 10/07/05 08:42 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 Simply taking umbrage, STU walked out On his face plastered a pout "You knew all the time That 'confusion' is hard to rhyme Of that I've surely no doubt!" Next: Please stop the confusion...

Re: Limericks #385702 10/07/05 08:46 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Please stop the confusion Its all an illusion How limericks flow Where they should go Just follow the conclusion! Simply taking umbrage, STU walked out His face in a pout He wanted to post But all he could boast What limericks are all about NEXT: Double posting is the pits!

Re: Limericks #385703 10/07/05 08:48 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Please stop the confusion Or I'll get a contusion If I hit my head On the side of the bed Trying to figure out the profusion (Didn't make sense, but I'm tired.) NEXT My what great big boobs you have

Re: Limericks #385704 10/07/05 09:28 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia My what great big boobs you have Which makes it difficult to rhyme If I had the time And the money To make my pecs just as sublime NEXT: Please read the next thread

Re: Limericks #385705 10/08/05 03:22 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Please read the next thread Before I am dead You'd better hurry For I worry My wife caught Lash and me in bed. NEXT: I want to sell my Passat.

Re: Limericks #385706 10/08/05 04:24 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN I want to sell my Passat. I'll take it but I don't have alot... to offer in trade 'cause I'm so underpaid... Would you take two beers and shot? Next: (don't read the date into the limerick... it's for informational purposes only) Today (10-9-05) is my six year anniversary... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385707 10/08/05 05:41 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Today is my six year anniversary Since I robbed the pot club nursery I got caught With the pot And my trial, alas, was quite cursory. NEXT He liked the time he spent in jail (Happy anniversary Minesurfer)

Re: Limericks #385708 10/08/05 06:51 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia He like the time he spent in jail He didnt have to worry about the mail For the bills had arrived And due in by five He'll be dead as a doornail NEXT: Waxing is so painful

Re: Limericks #385709 10/09/05 01:35 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Waxing is so painful Waning is so baneful Ask the moon It will soon Be full, bringing rainfall. NEXT: Martha went to the pumpkin race Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385710 10/09/05 06:42 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Martha went to the pumpkin race And seemed to vanish without a trace For days she wasn't there She showed up without a care With a big smile on her face NEXT: Is it a crime to be hairy?

Re: Limericks #385711 10/09/05 10:49 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 "Is it a crime to be hairy?" Said the little lamb to Mary. "I could have sworn I had you shorn," Said Mary to her lamb Larry. NEXT: I gazed upon a Graecian urn

Re: Limericks #385712 10/10/05 02:13 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer I gazed upon a Graecian urn Like Keats, the brow began to burn Beauty, truth Eternal youth The ravishes of death they spurn. NEXT: I sat at the foot of Winged Victory Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385713 10/10/05 06:26 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I sat at the foot of Winged Victory As I wrote my speech - valedictory I tried with all my might to get the words just right and not make them contradictory NEXT: While wearing a policeman costume Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385714 10/10/05 06:32 AM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia While wearing a policeman costume I spotted a felon one might assume Wearing a long yellow coat Standing near a boat Flashing his fruit of the lume NEXT: Rhyming is such a chore

Re: Limericks #385715 10/10/05 07:21 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rhyming is such a chore I don't want to rhyme any more. I'll just write blank verse It all will be terse And reading it will be a bore. Next: Cream of tomato soup's tasty The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385716 10/10/05 07:31 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Cream of tomato soup's tasty But let's not be too hasty There are others made by mothers who don't want to look too pasty NEXT: That limerick was pretty poor Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385717 10/10/05 08:14 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN That limerick was pretty poor. I'd agree... that's for sure. Why the limerick stinks Is not what you thinks ( ) It's the Tomato soup that I abhor. Next: Seven in one blow was the phrase... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385718 10/10/05 09:29 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Seven in one blow was the phrase... Said in his giant killer days By cobbler Jack Just a hack Who found that lying often pays. NEXT: Won't you come into my lair

Re: Limericks #385719 10/10/05 10:21 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN "Won't you come into my lair?" Kate said with unusual flair. He entered quite timid, But soon became livid, When he found that he wasn't the only one there. Next: My wife is a fan of Bugs Bunny... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385720 10/10/05 10:36 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston My wife is a fan of Bugs Bunny She finds him amazingly funny But Taz get's my jazz Bugs is a punk - just kidding honey! NEXT: A man rode to town on a horse Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385721 10/10/05 11:15 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN A man rode to town on a horse. He was going to Kate's house of course. You could tell by the gait, That the man was irate, And all the other suitors were clearly the source. Next: There once was a genie in a bottle... Something Filthy!