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Lad Boy eyed Kate's push-up bra,
It was odd to see him in such awe,
'Till 'pon further inspection
The cause of his erection
Was not the bra but really Kate's Pa.
(And if I offended anyone, I apologize post-haste.)
Hmm...
Mysa had a magical thought,
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
(And if I offended anyone, I apologize post-haste.)
In this thread? On this board? Oh pshaw!
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Mysa had a magical thought
It was a thought that she had bought
At Space Wal-Mart
From an ancient tart
Who spent all her time smoking pot.
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Kid Prime had a problem with rust
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Kid Prime had a problem with rust
Nothing serious, it was just
Spoiling his look
So he took
Up bathing in oil as a daily must.
NEXT: After it had rained for a week
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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After it had rained for a week
I noticed there was a leak
In my house one day
Someone in the shower, i say
Maybe i could go take a peek
NEXT: I'd rather read about Jake
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I'd rather read about Jake.
Oft referred to as "Snake".
I hear he's a felon,
And alway's a yellin.
His acquaintance... I'd rather not make.
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There once was a butler in the pantry...
Something Filthy!
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strange but not a stranger
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There once was a butler in the pantry
Who stood on guard like a sentry
But I would take
all the cupcakes
Because I knew of another entry
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The butler on his day off
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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The butler on his day off.
Met Kate's friend Debbie Hoff.
He acted real snooty,
Then patted her booty.
And it was off to the pantry to boff.
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That Debbie was a real nice lady...
Something Filthy!
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That Debbie was a real nice lady
That is, 'til she met Sean O'Grady
He brought her down
To the bad parts of town
And she soon became rather shady.
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Daddy took his little girl on a trip
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Daddy took his little girl on a trip
He booked passage on a cruise ship
His sweet child
turned out wild
During her travels she learned how to strip.
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I can't believe this is still going on
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I can't believe this is still going on.
Goes to show we have brains, not braun.
Thanks to Kate, Jake, and "Stop".
Vance, Nate, and "Bop"
We have enough to keep going strong.
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Thinking of the next line is the toughest...
Something Filthy!
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Thinking of the next line is the toughest
But finding the right rhyme is the roughest
Still we find
words devine
Or else we would be saying "Stuff it"
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Alice on her way to the Alamo
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I can't rhyme Alamo. This calls for cheating:
Alice on her way to the Alamo
Met her faithful friend, Geronimo
He said don't go there
Or you'll lose your hair
When we scalp everyone-imo!
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Quislet threw a monkey wrench
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Quislet threw a monkey wrench.
It hit the head of the serving wench.
She spilled hot tea
On the right knee
Of none other than Dame Judi Dench.
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Pushing the limits of silly
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
I can't rhyme Alamo. This calls for cheating:
I didn't expect a perfect rhyme, but figured the last syllable could be used for the rhyme.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Pushing the limits of silly
Nah... he won't do it... will he?
But 'sexual dynamo',
Kinda rhymes with 'alamo',
And Kate won't be far behind... will she?
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There once was a cabbie from Houston...
Something Filthy!
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There once was a cabbie from Houston
Whose battery needed boostin'
It was dead,
So they said
Cause in it, a seagull was roostin'.
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Minesurfer forgot to wear his clothes
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Minesurfer forgot to wear his clothes
He remembered when he heard all the "Oohs!"
He borrowed Kate's shirt
to use as a skirt
And he gets a thrill when the wind blows.
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Driving from Boston to Dallas
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Driving from Boston to Dallas
Could leave someone filled up with malice.
But in this day and age
Kate cures her road rage,
With a gear shift in the shape of a ph@lus.
Next:
That last line is a bit risque...
Something Filthy!
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That last line is a bit risque
But for my eyes only, it's okay
For I've seen worse
In rhyming verse
And oh-so witty repartee.
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She gazed upon the sacred gem
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She gazed upon the sacred gem
Before she sewed it in her hem
The priceless jewel
Assured her rule
The first crowned head to be a fem.
NEXT: The fox spit out the sour grapes
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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The fox spit out the sour grapes
Into the manor's velvet drapes
They were not fine
For making wine
But who can trust those hairless apes?
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Help me build this pyramid
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Ugh! Just to get "pyramid"  off the thread... Help me build this pyramid. There's no need to be timid. Just start at the base, And put each block in place. When complete just hope that its solid. Next: "It's not my best work.", I said.
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"It's not my best work" I said
Thinking things off my head
The mind is not perking
If the brain is not working
And other parts made out of lead
NEXT: Icefire is a nice guy
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Icefire is a nice guy
Unless you're a crook or a spy
If so, you'll be cookin'
when you're not lookin'
Like an OreIda frozen french fry.
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I'm stuck in an infinite crisis
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