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Wanderer
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There once was a genie in a bottle
Who went by the name Aristotle
He was handsome and strong
And could do no wrong
Except he took to the bottle
NEXT: Super heroes are people too
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Legionnaire!
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Super heroes are people, too.
Except for the ones at the zoo.
Krypto's a dog
Why not SuperHog
and a horse and a cat in the crew?
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Where should I put post 1000?
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Where should I put post 1000?
It should be somewhere quite grand
With such high stakes
I'll make it Shakes
And I may have to hire a band
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My boss wonders why my work is so slow
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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My boss wonders why my work is so slow
With luck she will never know
When I'm not online here
I'm out drinking beer
Or having fun with Derek and/or Beau.
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It's fun to play in the rain
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strange but not a stranger
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It's fun to play in the rain
"WHEEEE!!!!" we all exclaim
But be hep
and watch your step
or you'll get an ankle sprain.
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Did you just see what I just saw?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Did you just see what I just saw?
An expert in federal pension law.
'Tis to be expected
in a group so ecclectic?
erisa good time here to be had by all.
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Beau has passed out on the floor.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Did you just see what I just saw?
A little man from Arkansas.
With a funny smile
That stretched out a mile,
And a very distinctive guffaw.
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I love to smell cookies baking.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I love to smell cookies baking.
and when they are there for the taking
I'll take one or two
for me and for you
to eat after hard-core love-making.
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Beau has passed out on the floor.
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Deputy
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Beau has passed out on the floor
There's a tradition that we just can't ignore.
We'll make his skin darker
With a Black Magic Marker,
And he'll swear not to drink anymore.
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I wonder what Kate's doing today...
Something Filthy!
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I wonder what Kate's doing today...
She seems to be going astray
At the karaoke bar she sang,
only songs by k.d. lang.
Oh My God! Can my Katie be gay?
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Come upstairs and check out my etchings.
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Deputy
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"Come upstairs and check out my etchings."
Kate says to her date while she's stretching.
Off go his alarms,
For he's wise to her charms.
But Kate's face is really quite fetching.
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There once was a man named Culligan...
Something Filthy!
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There once was a man named Culligan...
He dated some girls, but then again
On a baseball game date
With who else but Kate,
He picked up hot guys fom the bullpen.
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There's a crisis here I am told.
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strange but not a stranger
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There's a crisis here I am told
About it being too cold
for shedding clothes
and being exposed
Still fortune favors the bold
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Last night I was surprized in my bed
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Last night I was surprized in my bed
For the pillow under my head
was not polyester
but Eryk Davis Ester
what fun arose ere he fled.
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It's time for Limerick thread chaos.
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Deputy
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It's time for limerick thread chaos.
Lad Boy must be trying to play us.
So we all come around,
'Cause we're lyrically bound
To make sure that Kate wants to lay us.
Take that... ha ha....
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Up the beanstalk Jack went...
Something Filthy!
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Nice one.
Up the beanstalk Jack went
With brave and noble intent
Before the stalk wilted
I saw that Jack was kilted
and all undergaments forwent.
NEXT:
A skinny lad like Dwight Yoakum
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A skinny lad like Dwight Yoakum
Sang so bad that crowd just might choke him.
But when they booed.
Dwight only cooed.
For the tension continued to stoke him.
Next...
I ordered a Ham/Swiss on Rye...
Something Filthy!
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I ordered a Ham/Swiss on Rye...
from a waitress named Kate standing by
what she offered instead
turned minsurfer's head
but left me alone hungry high and dry.
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What could Quislet be doing?
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What could Quislet be doing?
It probably doesn't include moo-ing.
He's probably at Shakes
Drinking 'Earthquakes'
Looking for someone to be suing.
Something Filthy!
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strange but not a stranger
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(with no next line  ) Seeing Lad Boy exposed standing with no clothes I'm excited and delighted from seeing what arose NEXT: Wondering if I flirt too much
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Sorry about that... got distracted as my buddy just IM'd me to see if I wanted to go to a Penn State football game.
Continue with Quis' line...
Something Filthy!
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Wondering if I flirt too much
Is a waste of time and such
a bore. I'd really rather
play with you in lather
with guys -- German, Swiss, and Dutch.
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Should I go to the Penn State game?
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strange but not a stranger
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Should I go to the Penn State game?
Sometimes they play so lame
I'll have to fend
Off the tight end
If they lose, that's who I'll blame.
NEXT:
An exhibitionist went to the beach
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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An exhibitionist went to the beach
Ignoring all I did beseech
But that's quite ok
cause he wasn't gay
and he swam just out of my reach.
NEXT:
If Dream Girl is really dead,
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Wanderer
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If Dream Girl is really dead,
Will they replace her with Precog Fred,
A real cool guy
With a third eye
Right in the back of his head.
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Lad Boy eyed Kate's push-up bra
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