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I'm stuck in an infinite crisis.
You may find yourself asking, "Why's this?"
Maybe it's your fate,
To have Kate turn you straight.
If you want, she'll dress up like Isis.
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There once was an evil genie...
Something Filthy!
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There once was an evil genie...
Whose costume was really teeny
In a shoestring-thin thong
He committed much wrong
And became known as the evil weenie.
NEXT:
It's time to go out for lunch.
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strange but not a stranger
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It's time to go out for lunch
And my boss has a good hunch
If I find a cutie
with a hot booty
I'll be gone til Sunday brunch
NEXT:
My thoughts are filled with gloom
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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My thoughts are filled with gloom
For Kate is in my room
While her undressing
for surfer's a blessing
To me it's the coming of doom.
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Is this a daggere which I see before me?
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Is this a dagger which I see before me?
If it is... things could get stormy.
But it's better to see it.
I'd think we'd agree it
Wouldn't do for the knife to backdoor me.
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There was a young miss quite frumpy...
Something Filthy!
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There was a young miss quite frumpy...
Whose face was all acned and bumpy
Her good friend Kate thrilled her,
re-dressed her, clearasil-ed her
Now she's no longer outcast and grumpy.
NEXT:
Kate's brother moved in next door.
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Kate's brother moved in next door
To Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor
They made such a fuss
Over that boy Gus
That he fled to the Jersey shore.
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Oh when will I ever be rich
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Oh when will I ever be rich
Like that trashy Anna Nicole b**ch?
When photos in Playboy
include a hot gayboy
who poses without a stitch?
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I might get a Playboy subscription
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strange but not a stranger
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I might get a Playboy subscription
to satisfy a certain predilection
I like the trait
of pretending to be straight
So my mom won't suffer conniptions.
NEXT:
Adam was at home all alone
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I might get a Playboy subcription.
For boobies... that is the prescription.
But those mags are expensive
And some say offensive,
Well.... I'll just get Katie's edition.
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Let's do a Limerick about Semi...
Something Filthy!
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Aside: Bravo on "conniption"... well played.
Adam was at home all alone...
Lathering on shaving cream foam.
And for his next trick,
He schaved with a Schick.
And finished it off with cologne.
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Let's do a Limerick about Semi...
Something Filthy!
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Let's do a Limerick about Semi
And all the good things he could gimme,
if we were together
in denim and leather
in the back of my old red Dodge hemi'.
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I going home now to a red state.
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(I added "'m" to make the line grammatically correct)
I'm going home now to a red state
To do so is my daily fate
I know what to do
to turn things blue
Call me and we'll make a date.
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Stuck here feeling sad and blue
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Stuck here feeling sad and blue
Wish I were stuck there with you.
When I feel this icky
I'd like to get sticky
With a limerick writer or two.
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There once was a really tall lawyer.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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There once was a really tall lawyer.
Whose head hit the top of the foyer.
When the paint was still wet
His head did get
As white as the fence of Tom Sawyer.
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Lad Boy's new costume is hot.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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There once was a really tall lawyer.
Some say an argumentative warrior.
He'd stab you with words,
Be they nouns or just verbs.
Then turn around and sue his employer.
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The lass had a bad reputation...
Something Filthy!
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Lad Boy's new costume is hot.
But I think I see an ink spot.
The costume's removed,
And the crowd has approved.
LB likes to show off what he's got.
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The lass had a bad reputation...
Something Filthy!
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The lass had a bad reputation
For grossness in her mastication
To the dentist she went
Lost of money she spent
And now she joins freely in food and libation!
Next...
Kid Prime was thinking about Lad Boy...
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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strange but not a stranger
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Kid Prime was thinking about Lad Boy
While playing with his brand new toy
He was surprized
by the wandering eyes
of his new neighbor John Thomas McCoy
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What will await me at home?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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What will await me at home?
Will it be an ivory comb
To run through my hair
With nary a care
A I read Lad Boy's love poem.
NEXT:
Tie me up and dip me in ink
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Tie me up and dip me in ink
It will be an experience, i think
Of pleasures to come
That may seem unnatural to some
After i have too much to drink
NEXT: Show me your underwear
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Show me your underwear
Said a seriously drunk Cher
I declined
Lest I be fined
For taking a reckless dare.
NEXT
While throwing up in my church
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While throwing up in my church
I hastily made a search
Of where it went
It landed on a gent
Who conspicuously looked like Lurch!
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Never kiss or tell
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Never kiss or tell
while under a witch's spell.
But under a warlock's
behind some strong doorlocks
all such desires I'll quell.
NEXT:
It' time to check Yahoo mail.
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It's time to check Yahoo mail, To worry 'bout it won't avail, But I sure know I would enjoy a letter from Lad Boy, My new LMB-most-favorite-male! (P.S. It's giantsnthsky@yahoo.com)  Next: That's it! I'm giving up men...
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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