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Re: Limericks #385872 10/25/05 11:41 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC What would Lad Boy do to me? Bizarre things totally new to me? Latex and leather? hancuffs? a feather? What pleasures and thrills might be due to me? NEXT: My bark is worse than my bite.

Re: Limericks #385873 10/25/05 11:46 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 My bark is worse than my bite Unless I get into a fight Screw the law With tooth and claw I'll battle with all my might. NEXT: Particularly nice weather

Re: Limericks #385874 10/25/05 11:51 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Particularly nice weather for wearing pants made of leather though it's dreary and cool I would be a fool to cinch them on with a tether. NEXT: When I went to the Napa Valley

Re: Limericks #385875 10/25/05 11:57 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 When I went to the Napa Valley With my aunt and her freind Sally They both got drunk As a horny skunk And attacked me in the winery galley. NEXT Peter rose to the occassion

Re: Limericks #385876 10/25/05 12:09 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Peter rose to the occassion With very little persuasion when on the street he happened to meet A legion fan who was half asian. NEXT: It was a dark and stormy night

Re: Limericks #385877 10/25/05 01:05 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston It was a dark and stormy night When I beheld a pitiful sight Lad Boy stressed Because he was dressed in a frock that was really a fright NEXT: Why do my boss want me to work? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385878 10/25/05 01:17 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Why does my boss want me to work? Why does she have to be such a jerk? I've had poems to compose for every crisis that arose. LegionWorld's been my life's greatest perk. NEXT: The wheels on the bus go round and round.

Re: Limericks #385879 10/25/05 03:23 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 The wheels on the bus go round and round All four of them always touching the ground It's a safe life No trouble or strife Oh how I wish some fun would be found. NEXT I saw the constable lick his lips

Re: Limericks #385880 10/25/05 03:30 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island I saw the Constable lick his lips Just as the waitress flicked her hips as his eyes traveled down her smile turned to a frown at the deficiency of his tips NEXT Waiter, there's a fly in my soup Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: Limericks #385881 10/25/05 04:26 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Waiter, there's a fly in my soup It fell in doing loop-the-loop So get your tray And take it away For I'm allergic to fly poop. NEXT I spied a penny on the ground

Re: Limericks #385882 10/26/05 07:12 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I spied a penny on the ground On thrift and wealth, I'll expound Limit your spending and also your lending This advice is most profound. NEXT: I descended from my soap box Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385883 10/26/05 07:20 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I spied a penny on the ground bent down to get it when I found my bike shorts had ripped when over the handlebars I'd flipped I'm glad no Limerick writers were around. NEXT: Could I please borrow your handcuffs?

Re: Limericks #385884 10/26/05 07:29 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Could I please borrow your handcuffs? because I heard you like it rough You played at being trade But my advances you always rebuff NEXT: I descended from my soap box Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385885 10/26/05 10:12 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I descended from my soap box To bend down and pull up my socks Good fortune smiled on me For by doing so you see I missed the tomatoes and the rocks. NEXT: Tell me your secrets, O Great Sphinx

Re: Limericks #385886 10/26/05 11:23 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Tell me your secrets, O Great Sphinx You who stares and never blinks Don't twiddle or answer in riddle What if I buy the next round of drinks? NEXT: The system has shut down Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385887 10/26/05 11:36 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 The system has shut down By order of the crown Due to a legal flaw We're under martial law Until we kill the royal clown. NEXT: Whip me up a mess o' grits

Re: Limericks #385888 10/26/05 02:12 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Whip me up a mess o' grits We're not eating at the Ritz But it's great On my plate If it's served with bacon bits. NEXT: Watching MSNBC Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385889 10/26/05 04:44 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Watching MSNBC I felt the urgent need to pee War in Iraq Babies on crack Were suddenly less important to me. NEXT; The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

Re: Limericks #385890 10/27/05 10:08 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The Wonderful Wizard of Oz is a great movie because of Flying monkeys. And a girl so spunky always garners applause. NEXT: A gay rogue named Robin Hood Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385891 10/27/05 11:14 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC A gay rogue named Robin Hood And an Italian puppet made of wood live next door and sometime explore the nature of true manhood. NEXT: Help find work for Harriet Miers

Re: Limericks #385892 10/27/05 11:52 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Help find work for Harriet Miers The sort of work that inspires She's not a lot to do since she withdrew Rather than face Congressional fire NEXT: How about a nice game of cards? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385893 10/27/05 12:54 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC How about a nice game of cards For the "Kiss this Guy" Legion World bards? Some friendly strip poker for each Limerick thread joker And Cobie's security guards. NEXT: If you have four queens and a jack

Re: Limericks #385894 10/27/05 06:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN If you have four queens and a jack Don't be too quick to attack. Just make a smooth bet There's no need to fret. On the "river", bet all of your stack. Next... A man walked into a bar... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385895 10/28/05 07:58 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston A man walked into a bar Hitting his head, he got a scar A gorilla & horse add to it, of course But a pretty lame joke, by far. NEXT: Mary went to bed by eight Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385896 10/28/05 08:25 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Mary went to bed by eight For next morning she had a date With Joe the plumber, But what a bummer! The nitwit was six hours late. Next: I'd like to buy a vowel The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."