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Re: Limericks #385847 10/21/05 01:37 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Semi was voted most likely to sail the seas in '92 the globe went round he ran aground and settled in Timbuktu NEXT: Quislet's high school reunion The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #385848 10/21/05 01:57 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Quislet's high school reunion As reported by the Times-Picayune and The Washington Post was twice as fun as most celebrations of first communion. NEXT: Kent Shakespeare had drunk too much.

Re: Limericks #385849 10/21/05 02:08 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Kent Shakespeare had drunk too much And when he's drunk he likes to clutch So if you're a cutie Watch out for your booty "Cause when he's sober, he'll deny that touch. NEXT Lad Boy was slurring his words

Re: Limericks #385850 10/21/05 02:15 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Lad Boy was slurring his words And eating food cooked by Kurds He couldn't sleep And counted sheep That Cobie drove by, in herds. NEXT: There never was no one named STU Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385851 10/21/05 02:20 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 There never was no one named STU Who went to Semi Transparent U No there wasn't just one Unlike barbarian Hrun, If truth be told, there were two. NEXT Cramer baked a blackbird pie

Re: Limericks #385852 10/22/05 02:28 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Cramer baked a blackbird pie Which PETA loudly did decry They didn't know 'Twas just for show The birds lived and were soon sky-high. NEXT: When Semi gets his seven thousand Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385853 10/22/05 09:31 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 When Semi gets his seven thousand He'll be so tired, he'll be drowsin' He'll post through the night With the end in sight And by morning he'll need arousin'. NEXT A journey starts with but one step

Re: Limericks #385854 10/22/05 09:42 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies A journey starts with but one step. I remember that when I lose my pep. I'll ignore all strife, Till they make of my life, A film starring Johnny Depp. ("Step" is another word with surprisingly few rhymes). NEXT Let's all help Semi rack up his posts. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385855 10/22/05 10:00 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Let's all help Semi rack up his posts And when he's done shower him with toasts Make him drink stout So he'll pass out And we can be free of all his boasts. (Sorry about "step" - did you forget Bubba ho-tep" ) NEXT: That woman had a great big chin

Re: Limericks #385856 10/22/05 10:38 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies That woman had a great big chin. It's longer than her son's violin. It goes through the door Two minutes before The rest of her body is in. Next: A good time was had by all The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385857 10/22/05 11:14 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer A good time was had by all At the Psyonian Embassy ball Crujectra danced And men were entranced And lined up to see her, a mile down the hall. NEXT: Peace, love and penguins! declared Condi Rice Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385858 10/22/05 11:44 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies "Peace, love and penguins!" declared Condi Rice. "We've invaded Antarctica, not once, but twice, For penguins might evolve and somehow may solve How to build a doomsday device!" NEXT I may have to change my sig line. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385859 10/24/05 06:28 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I see you changed the opening line on that limerick. I may have to change my sig line to something even more devine Something else else poetic and vey copacetic But not after drinking too much wine. NEXT: I walked down to the corner store Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385860 10/24/05 10:32 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I walked down to the corner store Which had not one corner, but four. If you go there You'll see it's a square. A Pentagon would cost so much more. NEXT: The '49ers were in town yesterday.

Re: Limericks #385861 10/24/05 10:45 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The '49ers were in town yesterday The crowd yelled "Hip Hip Hurray" I did befriend a cute tight end And I let him have his own way NEXT: Me and my bud were watching football Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385862 10/24/05 10:55 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Quote Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I see you changed the opening line on that limerick. Oops! That was an accident. I'll edit it so posterity won't notice. Thanks! The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385863 10/24/05 10:59 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Me and my bud were watching football hoping the ref would make a good call And force Redskin kicker Novak to join us and not come back and also eject to our seats John Hall. NEXT: The Limerick timestream has been disrupted.

Re: Limericks #385864 10/24/05 11:30 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 The Limerick timestream has been disprupted Because my rhyme-o-meter was corrupted By naughty verse And even worse Which from Lad Boy's computer, had erupted. NEXT: Take a letter Miss Moneypenny

Re: Limericks #385865 10/24/05 12:14 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Take a letter Miss Moneypenny Address it to my dear Jenny a declination to an invitation The poor girl is one of many. NEXT: It finally happened to Mr. James Bond Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385866 10/24/05 12:36 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC It finally happened to Mr. James Bond It turns out he's rather fond Of that villain Goldfinger and Limericks posters who linger here waiting for Quislet to respond. NEXT: There once was a girl named Condoleezza

Re: Limericks #385867 10/24/05 12:47 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada There once was a girl named Condolezza Who came to Canada trying to squeeze ya With our softwood lumber we beat her into slumber and sent her back to Dubya in a freeza. NEXT: These poems should not condone beating

Re: Limericks #385868 10/24/05 12:58 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC These poems should not condone beating or setting up a real time meeting with Candian strangers, Cobalt Kids, or Red Rangers Especially if you hear sheep bleating. NEXT: I think I should go to church.

Re: Limericks #385869 10/24/05 02:32 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer I think I should go to church My sinful ways leave in the lurch But wait - I see In the vestry The ghost of someone named John Birch. NEXT: Life is too short to be sour Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385870 10/24/05 03:47 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Life is too short to be sour Or even morose and dour So stick out your chin And paste on a grin Folks, it's time to seize the hour. NEXT: Thanks to you all for helping me post

Re: Limericks #385871 10/25/05 08:08 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Thanks to you all for helping me post to celebrate, a party I will host Plenty of cheer and free beer All raise a glass in a victory toast. NEXT: What would Lad Boy do to me? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!