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Re: Limericks #385922 11/01/05 11:27 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Would a ray of sun part this gloom And take me from this somber room Into dawn's welcome light To let my heart take flight Far from foul Mordor's Cracks of Doom. NEXT Frodo gave his finger for you

Re: Limericks #385923 11/01/05 02:39 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Frodo gave his finger for you Now you should ask what you can do For Middle Earth Where there's a dearth Of heroes. So what else is new? Next: I dreamed I was on CSI Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385924 11/01/05 02:53 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I dreamed I was on CSI I played a buxom private eye Got the job done All in Act one And took the next three acts to die. NEXT: Superman is a boy's best friend

Re: Limericks #385925 11/02/05 10:04 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Superman is a boy's best friend On that you may always depend A hero true Old Big Blue He'll back you to the bitter end. NEXT: Well, that wasn't very funny Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385926 11/02/05 02:52 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Well, that wasn't very funny But I don't write these for money If it shows Turn up your nose Be glad I'm not feeling punny. NEXT: Kate's favourite rock band was The Flips Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385927 11/02/05 03:12 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN minesurfer Deputy minesurfer Deputy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,658 NOVA by way of NOIN Kate's favourite rock band was The Flips Every word of their songs parts her lips Although alot less sublime But her favorite pastime Is rhythmically moving her hips. Next... A Legion Lass young and mighty... Something Filthy!

Re: Limericks #385928 11/03/05 08:21 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC A Legion Lass young and mighty who was never flirty nor flighty wore on her chest a red and yellow "S" even on her favorite nightie. Next: He calls himself Chemical King.

Re: Limericks #385929 11/03/05 02:48 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer He calls himself Chemical King He makes the girls (and the boys, too) sing He causes reactions And fights evil factions And for Lyle Norg he has a thing. NEXT: Oh what could Sinde be doing tonight? Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385930 11/04/05 09:19 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Oh what could Sinde be doing tonight? Something else else that provides pure delight No slams about clams Sinde is cute, perky, bubbly, & bright. NEXT: Angela sat down on a diner stool Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385931 11/04/05 03:02 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Angela sat down on a diner stool Then she slid off and felt like a fool. It's one of those days, She thought in a haze As she walked out the door and fell in the pool. NEXT: There once was a girl whose skin was blue Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385932 11/04/05 03:28 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston There once was a girl whose skin was blue if you don't know her name, here's a clue Her trade was shade And in the future a champion through & through NEXT: From a small space ship was heard "What fun" Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385933 11/08/05 02:42 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer From a small space ship was heard "What fun" It landed on the third planet from the Sun A long way from Teall Quis hardly seemed real His explorations had just begun. NEXT: I think most people are working too hard Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385934 11/08/05 05:22 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley I think most people are working too hard Myself, I come home all scarred the hours suck my boss is a ---- and all my pay comes as lard NEXT: When Quslet is president The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #385935 11/09/05 12:36 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC When Quislet is president, How will tax dollars be spent? Upgrading the Lincoln bedroom Into which cute guys zoom, and are never asked to pay rent. NEXT: The president has been impeached.

Re: Limericks #385936 11/09/05 01:09 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The president has been impeached The country's laws he breached Who knew what a lie would do and how the opposition screeched. NEXT: After autumn comes winter Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385937 11/09/05 01:31 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC After autumn comes winter From firewood comes a splinter speaking of wood it'd be so good if these sexless limericks we would stinter. NEXT: While showering off at the gym,

Re: Limericks #385938 11/09/05 03:38 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston While showering off at the gym My mind drifted towards him His handsome face In my special place Oh forget about it, it's just a whim. NEXT: Distracted by a wayward glance Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385939 11/10/05 06:01 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Distracted by a wayward glance I forgot to put back on my pants I left the gym and followed him and started a new romance. NEXT: While on a date with a giant squid

Re: Limericks #385940 11/10/05 08:14 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston While on a date with a giant squid He squirted some ink that made me skid He called out "Wheee!" As we hit the tree "Never again" cried I "God Forbid!" NEXT: Lad Boy likes bawdy rhymes Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385941 11/10/05 09:25 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy likes bawdy rhymes That recount his naughty times. He's really no slut -- Just friendly, but his poetry rarely sublimes. NEXT: Two men were alone in the dark

Re: Limericks #385942 11/14/05 03:09 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Two men were alone in the dark And decided to go on a lark The moonless night Made it seem all right To run through the trees and bark. NEXT: The last time he went to that bar Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385943 11/15/05 10:31 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The last time he went to that bar he drank too much and went too far Extremely drunk he drove to Podunk Someone asked "Do you know where you are?" NEXT: What to do when extremely bored Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385944 11/15/05 12:36 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC What to do when extremely bored Come to Legion World, be adored for posting inanities and rhyming insanities the most (legal)fun you can afford. NEXT: I asked a cop on Castro Street

Re: Limericks #385945 11/15/05 01:42 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I asked a cop on Castro Street Where to go for a little treat He showed me a store that I adore He couldn't have been more sweet. NEXT: "What would you like?" asked the clerk Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385946 11/17/05 03:17 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC "What would you like?" asked the clerk I said that I felt like such a jerk. He said, "that's just fine. Come back around nine. 'cause that's when I get off...work." NEXT: I met the clerk at half past nine.