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Re: Limericks #385972 12/12/05 07:57 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I love you but I keep you on a chain. That choke collar could cause you some pain If you don't do as I say When I come 'round to play. There'll be no treats for you if you complain. (umm, yeah, thinking of a dog, too.) Next: Love me, even when I'm sadistic.

Re: Limericks #385973 12/14/05 11:43 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Love me, even when I'm sadistic or I'll go totally ballistic You can't have missed I'm such a egotist and not terribly realistic. NEXT: Help me get my boots off please Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385974 12/15/05 08:16 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Help me get my boots off please Just straddle my thigh to remove these I like to feel you tug on my heel and slip each one off, you tease. NEXT: My favorite button-fly jeans

Re: Limericks #385975 12/16/05 01:29 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston My favorite button-fly jeans have given me the means for a chance in his pants before all the other queens. NEXT: I crossed over to the other side Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385976 12/16/05 03:16 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I crossed over to the other side. I did nothing I feel I should hide. I had broken my bike so I had to hitchhike. Thanks, Quislet and Lash, for the ride. NEXT: "This Buick has a big back seat."

Re: Limericks #385977 12/22/05 01:36 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston This Buick has a big back seat But too small for acrobatic feats It's more swell in a hotel with room service and clean sheets. NEXT: On Christmas Eve, I saw Santa's sleigh Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385978 12/26/05 04:17 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer On Christmas Eve, I saw Santa's sleigh But it was going the other way His GPS Was in a mess He won't get here 'til Boxing Day. NEXT: I'm waiting for the aliens to land Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385979 12/27/05 12:38 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I'm waiting for the aliens to land We'll all give them a great big hand When they take DC's first resident -- the United States' president -- to Uranus it will be quite grand. NEXT: Republicans in outer space

Re: Limericks #385980 12/27/05 12:54 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Republicans in outer space shouldn't feel out of place Comets whizz and stars fizz an intelligent design to embrace NEXT: This year has been a mess Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385981 12/27/05 08:17 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley This year has been a mess I'm overcome by stress the war in Iraq is run by a quack aided by an addled Congress next: When things couldn't get any worse The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #385982 12/28/05 08:52 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston When things couldn't get any worse Someone writes another verse a silly pun is very fun And I like that Lad Boy is perverse. NEXT: A cab driver from New York Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385983 12/28/05 12:51 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC A cab driver from New York eating KFC meals with a spork One day did flatten Lower Manhattan Cause his hemi had far too much torque. NEXT: This limerick is rated "R".

Re: Limericks #385984 12/28/05 01:28 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island This limerick is rated "R" It shouldn't be said in a car Cause folks near and far Will stare, their mouths ajar Amazed at how witty you are NEXT: Hey there little Red Rocking Hood. Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: Limericks #385985 12/30/05 09:19 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Hey there little Red Rocking Hood Building a post count really good from what I see you're an alt-ID role-playing as only Abin could. Next: It's a long way to Poughkeepsie The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #385986 12/30/05 11:42 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies It's a long way to Poughkeepsie. I went there once and got tipsy. I met a strange lad. With whom I was bad. Next day, he ran off with a Gypsy. Next: Fifteen year-old, single-malt scotch The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385987 12/31/05 06:24 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Fifteen year-old, single-malt scotch Is one gift that no one could botch I gave some to Pammie We share a few drammies But we never shared with Ed Koch Next: The Brits are already hung over The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #385988 01/06/06 08:32 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston The Brits are already hung over From Hadrian's wall to Dover jolly good cheer and warm beer with Faraway Lad naked in the clover. NEXT: A new verse for the new year Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385989 01/12/06 04:05 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia A new verse for the new year Let me make this clear No one must edit People must read it Or else they say "Oh dear" NEXT: Quislet is a champ

Re: Limericks #385990 01/13/06 05:18 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Quislet is a champ Although a bit of a scamp His posts are devine His wit is sublime And he lives near the I-93 ramp Next: Legionadventureman's habit The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #385991 01/17/06 09:10 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Legionadventureman's habit Upset the new abbott Making puns for racey fun While wearing a live rabbit NEXT: Kent gave a hard word to rhyme Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385992 01/17/06 10:07 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Kent gave a hard word to rhyme, but I'd bet more than a dime that a limerick poster who's a great coktail toaster will post a reply in record time. NEXT: When Quislet is not in court suing

Re: Limericks #385993 01/17/06 10:59 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,901 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,901 Liberty City When Quislet is not in court suing Or at the office Legion World viewing I'd like to know Where does he go? And what else is he doing? NEXT: I wrote a limerick, dagnabbit

Re: Limericks #385994 01/17/06 11:18 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I wrote a limerick, dagnabbit It's sure to become a habit What to do Write a haiku Or spend hours watching Dick Cavett NEXT: I was sure this wouldn't last a page Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385995 01/17/06 11:40 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies I was sure this wouldn't last a page But now limericks are all the rage! Who knew simple rhyme Would, in its due time, So many of our posters engage? Next: You never know what folks will like The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385996 01/17/06 01:05 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC You never know what folks will like Car, bus, subway, or bike. I'm even quite certain that sometimes a hurtin' can be fun if given by Mike. NEXT: Have I become too naughty?