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Re: Limericks #385947 11/18/05 09:06 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I met the clerk at half past nine at a nice bistro we did dine I wouldn't boast about their roast So back to my place for some wine NEXT: At the end of this strange date Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385948 11/18/05 02:08 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC At the end of this strange date I thought I'd found a new mate but I was wrong and it wasn't long til I went online to tempt fate. NEXT: He said he liked versatility

Re: Limericks #385949 11/20/05 08:46 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies He said he liked versatility But he didn't count on my agility. I don't think he thought I could tie myself in a knot. But it's a very useful ability. Next: Lad Boy bought a new bustier. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385950 11/21/05 03:02 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Lad Boy bought a new bustier Everyone cried hip-hip-hooray The crowd went mad For the boy named Lad Good thing he's not doing this everyday. NEXT: Now that Monday's here again Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385951 11/21/05 05:51 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,898 here, more often than not Harbinger Wanderer Harbinger Wanderer Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,898 here, more often than not Now that Mondays here again I'm almost in tears again Mon to Fri It makes me cry As I can't wait for the weekend again NEXT: The first line for this limerick Legion Worlds Ten - the final chapter is here. Find out the ultimate fate of our fantastic future friends.Only found in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.

Re: Limericks #385952 11/21/05 07:22 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston (Hurray a new Limericker!) The first line for this limerick Doesn't contain a sly trick Something else else plain no rhymer's bane And hopefully the words will click. NEXT: She gave birth to a bouncing baby boy Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385953 11/24/05 02:35 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer She gave birth to a bouncing baby boy We worried she would treat him like a toy The little one Enjoyed the fun Rebounding in a tank that once held koi. NEXT: Nobody's here on turkey day Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385954 11/24/05 06:56 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Nobody's here on turkey day They're in the kitchen, cooking away. They'll eat by and by From salad to pie, That's da capo al fine. Next: I made a little piggy of myself. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385955 11/28/05 12:04 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I made a little piggy of myself I put him on my little office shelf He looked very fine for a small sculptured swine. Next I'll make myself a little clay elf. NEXT: That turkey was finger-licking good.

Re: Limericks #385956 11/30/05 02:52 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer That turkey was finger-looking good But now it's been out longer than it should Salmonella I can tell ya Is really worth avoiding if you could. NEXT: While chasing a velociraptor Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Limericks #385957 12/04/05 09:24 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,508 Here? Everyday Girl Deputy Everyday Girl Deputy Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,508 Here? Ohmygod, We're doing limericks now? Kewl Beans! While chasing a velociraptor TL saw Cali and Trap'er it didn't work out she kicked in his snout and he swore off women thereafter NEXT: LIKE, KILL THIS THREAD, PLEASE Hi! How are you? <click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>

Re: Limericks #385958 12/04/05 10:01 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Like, kill this thread, please My anger at it makes me wheeze. Like Hilton sisters playing twister. A symptom of societal disease. Next: I went walking through the snow.

Re: Limericks #385959 12/05/05 08:27 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island I went walking through the snow whilst a frigid wind did blow twas piled high right and left and I saw thru yon cleft Igloos all in a row Next: One fine sunny morning Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: Limericks #385960 12/05/05 10:45 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies One fine sunny morning I heard eleven worms yawning. Wait! That's wrong! That's a Sesame Street song! That just slipped in without warning. Next: It would have been better if I'd left it alone. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Limericks #385961 12/05/05 10:52 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia It would have been better if I'd left it alone When last night I answered the phone To a heavy breather Whose surname was Cleaver I asked if he needed a bone NEXT: Carry on at your own peril

Re: Limericks #385962 12/06/05 01:29 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Carry on at your own peril my wayward son, Terrill. There'll be peace if you don't cease though all the world's wiped sterile. NEXT: All we are is dust in the wind

Re: Limericks #385963 12/07/05 03:27 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston All we are is dust in the wind Making me feel very chargrined It's too much to think so let's have a drink and discuss the wit of Paul Lynde NEXT: I have been to hell and back Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385964 12/08/05 08:13 AM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC I have been to hell and back There I saw Roberta Flack Her voice really thilled me. Softly she nearly killed me, Then we returned to DC on AmTrak. NEXT: Once on a long train ride,

Re: Limericks #385965 12/08/05 04:35 PM Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia legionadventureman Wanderer legionadventureman Wanderer Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,452 Adelaide, Australia Once on a long train ride I swear, I nearly cried I saw this divine creature With a handsome feature And with him, was his bride! NEXT: Luck be a lady tonight

Re: Limericks #385966 12/09/05 12:12 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Luck be a lady tonight and send me a guy who's just right on a 10-scale my date should be better than 8, and please, Luck, no transvestite. NEXT: If you're wearing a kilt in Chicago,

Re: Limericks #385967 12/09/05 12:18 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,508 Here? Everyday Girl Deputy Everyday Girl Deputy Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,508 Here? If you're wearing a kilt in Chicago You better not go Commando Cuz the winds do blow and the next thing you know I'll be laffing, Ho Ho Ho **Giggle** NEXT: Twas a dark and stormy night Hi! How are you? <click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>

Re: Limericks #385968 12/09/05 12:19 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston If you're wearing a kilt in Chicago, Don't go out when the temp is zero Your date for the night will scream in fright and ask very loudly "Where did it go?" NEXT: The pizza delivery guy at the door Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385969 12/09/05 12:21 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Twas a dark and stormy night The wind blew with all its might I got to my date's not too too late But my hair was a regular fright. NEXT: The pizza delivery guy at the door Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385970 12/09/05 01:21 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC The pizza delivery guy at the door Looked at his tip and asked me for more I said, "please come in." Real gratitude will begin when we're naked together on the floor. NEXT: His leather pants seemed just a bit tight.

Re: Limericks #385971 12/12/05 02:39 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer His leather pants seemed just a bit tight He wondered if he ate too much tonight That third slice Of cake was nice And so was his date. Life was all right. NEXT: I love you but I keep you on a chain (ahem! thinking of my dog, but run with it) Holy Cats of Egypt!